Kate Moss Got Drunk On A Plane, Called The Pilot A “Basic Bitch”

Supermodel Kate Moss got drunk as hell on an easyJet flight from Bodrum, Turkey to London yesterday, where she was escorted off by Bedfordshire Police after they were called to deal with a “disruptive passenger”. The passenger, of course, being Kate Moss. The “basic bitch” in question is the pilot who has yet to be identified since he is allegedly hiding in a Target.

Kate Moss called the pilot of an easyJet flight a ‘basic bitch’ as she was led off the plane after drinking vodka she pulled from her cabin luggage, fellow passengers have said. The 41-year-old supermodel was flying back from Bodrum, Turkey – where she had been celebrating the 50th birthday of actress friend Sadie Frost – when the incident happened. She was escorted from the plane by police at Luton Airport after becoming ‘disruptive’, causing the pilot to phone ahead and ask officers to meet the flight. No arrests were made. A fellow passenger on flight EZY2232 has claimed Moss was refused alcohol and poured herself vodka from her cabin luggage before the incident. She told MailOnline: ‘She called the pilot a “basic bitch” as police led her off the plane, she was a little drunk and had a disagreement with another passenger on the flight as she was refused alcohol and then went to serve her own vodka from her cabin luggage. ‘But she was not aggressive to anyone and was funny really, the easyJet crew was acting out of proportion.’ 

To recap, Kate Moss was drunk on easyJet vodka, got refused more easyJet vodka for being drunk, then got vodka out of her own luggage and got drunker, then told the pilot who asked the police to escort her off a plane that was already at it’s destination, “y’all some basic bitches for real” on the way out. If she wasn’t human, Kate Moss would be one of Khaleesi’s dragons.

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Daniel Craig Leaves Very Specific Voicemails
Daniel Craig Leaves Very Specific Voicemails

 

Long story short, Daniel Craig was dating Sienna Miller while filming Layer Cake in 2004. He then banged Kate Moss and fell in love with her vagina. Somehow Jude Law fought out and somebody from the Sunday Mirror hacked Craig's phone so now we're here. Daily Mirror reports:

Daniel Craig left Kate Moss a voicemail message declaring his love for her, a court heard today. Former News of the World reporter Dan Evans told the Old Bailey he intercepted a message from Mr Craig while working at the Sunday Mirror. The message said, 'I love you, I love you, I love you,' the court was told. Mr Craig and supermodel Ms Moss were widely rumoured to be dating for a few months in 2004, but never publicly confirmed the relationship.

Before you profess your love for a chick, you first have to make sure she's not an easily manipulated ho. That's step one. You should also make sure you're not dating anyone at the time or have Jude Law as a friend.


 

But Kate Moss tho:

 

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Mark Wahlberg is Complimentary



Mark Wahlberg is a notorious jackass, so of course he couldn’t help himself when he was asked about Kate Moss and their famous 1992 Calvin Klein ads in an interview with Nuts Magazine. The Sun reports:

“It was OK. I wasn’t into the waif thing. She [Kate Moss] kind of looked like my nephew. I mean she’s beautiful – she’s a very pretty nephew – but I’m more into curvy women.”

It’s hard not to argue with Mark Wahlberg, I guess. Especially since Kate Moss looks like she should be dancing on a table with a top hat and umbrella explaining to Pinocchio about a good conscience.


Not looking a nephew, here’s Lucy Pinder in this week’s issue of Nuts Magazine. Ta-dow! NSFW:

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Kate Moss is Frightening



The good thing about being Kate Moss is that for Halloween, you really don’t have to waste a lot of money on a costume. You can just go as yourself. Like she did at LAX yesterday. Jesus. This is a model? If I saw this in the airport I wouldn’t want to take its picture, I’d want to find it’s hive and kill its queen.

Photos: Splash

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Kate Moss Nipples Again



The world’s unlikeliest supermodel left the The Ivy in London a couple weeks ago in a see through dress. Wow, exciting. Kate Moss’ nipples. One time a stray dog had some puppies in the woods behind my house. This kinda reminds me of that.

Click pics below for larger, NSFW pics:

Photos: Splash

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Kate Moss is Golden



Who in the hell knows why anybody would want to buy this, but here is a gold statue of Kate Moss. It was created by artist(?) Marc Quinn and is reportedly valued at $3 million. Anybody who buys this should take some of their money and throw it over a forest fire or give it to an Ethiopian prince, because it’s obvious they have way too much.

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Kate Moss is Gross



Every fucking celebrity is in Spain right now (I’m looking at you Al Qaeda), so of course Kate Moss is there and of course she’s almost naked. I don’t know how in the hell this chick managed to trick the world into thinking she’s a supermodel, because really, I’ve seen better bodies in paragraphs. Sure, she may be the hottest thing in Zombie Apocalypse Monthly, but as for me and my penis, we shall serve Megan Fox.

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Kate Moss is Topless




No, these pictures weren’t taken outside Hitler’s bunker, this is Kate Moss (and her friend) topless on a yacht in Italy. I don’t know what these do for you, but if you’re a dude and you think she’s hot, I’m sorry. I’m sorry about that bad thing that happened to you in your childhood. But don’t live in shame anymore, dear friend. Break the silence!

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Kate Moss is Up on Current Events



If you’re a white woman and you’re going to country that’s 94% Muslim, like Turkey, it’s always a good idea to wear a see through dress, a thong, and no bra. Muslim men love that. They throw acid in your face or perform your honor killing only if you don’t show off that sexy body! So, go Kate! Work it girl!

Photos: Mail Online

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Kate Moss and Kelly Osbourne are Really Drunk



I love London. It’s a magical place filled with extra “u”s in words and drunk whores. The Daily Mail reports:

One is a millionaire model. The other the daughter of rock royalty. But last night, Kate Moss and Kelly Osbourne turned 3am party girls to pair up for a wild night out in London, leaving both clearly the worse for wear as they partied until the early hours of this morning. Kate leant heavily on boyfriend Jamie Hince, as she and Kelly left club Punk in Soho last night. The 34-year-old model, and mother of daughter Lila Grace, 5, exited the club unsteadily with her head hanging down, wearing black shorts and a leather jacket, and opaque tights which appeared to have stains on them. While a dramatically pale Kelly, the daughter of rocker Ozzy Osbourne and X Factor judge Sharon, clearly needed the support of two pals as she made her way out to the waiting car.”

Man, this club must be hot. I imagine people fall over themselves to party with a washed up model and her fat drunk friend. I know I would. This is exactly like the clubs in L.A. except with way more BMI and resistance to sunlight.

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