I want to think Kate Mara wore this dress to the 2016 SAG Awards so nobody would mention her bank teller hair or Fantastic Four. But she probably didn’t. She probably wore it because she has pretty nice boobs from what I can tell. You probably think I’ve seen them because this site is read my hundreds of people all over the world and that kind of popularity must warrant itself to someone like Kate Mara texting me pictures of her boobs. Surprisingly, that’s not the case. That’s really not the case at all. The chick barista in Starbucks this morning said she she see me tomorrow, so I’m pretty excited about that.
I just realized Kate Mara got a haircut, but remember when she used to look like this? That was a good time to be alive. Now she looks like she wants to fly into Wendy’s room at night and discuss the benefits of smoking herbal tea. Probably the only thing worse than her new hair is her new movie. Not a real good month for Kate. The only way it’ll get better is if she grows her hair out and becomes a nanny.
My apologies for giving you Lena Dunham and Jacqueline Bisset first thing this morning, so to make up for the that, here's all the chicks that don't look like something you'd stab then run away screaming if you saw them on the street. Also, the keyword for this post is "boobs". Everyone likes boobs!