Kate Hudson Did Cosmopolitan
Kate Hudson Did Cosmopolitan

 

Does Kate Hudson act anymore? Is she still acting as a womb for irrelevant rock stars? Does it matter? Kate Hudson is 38 and is still getting it done. She seems fun and has a body built for fun and that sounds fun. She’s on the cover for the October issue of Cosmopolitan, and the words on the cover look like they’re targeting neurotic women with flat asses who can’t have an orgasm and may have also cheated or been cheated on recently. That doesn’t sound fun. Noe of that sounds fun.

 

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Kate Hudson Wore This Dress

Like most of the dick in Hollywood, we’re big fans of Kate Hudson. Especially her ass (NSFW). We’re fans of pretty much everything else to, so that’s we’re posting these pics of her at the 20th Annual Hollywood Film Awards. Whoever won got to put her in their pocket and take her home then bang her. Ok, that’s not true but I bet more people would have asked to be nominated if it was.

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Kate Hudson Is Banging Diplo, Possibly Dating Him Now
Kate Hudson Is Banging Diplo, Possibly Dating Him Now


BREAKING: Kate Hudson has a type. 

Kate Hudson has found her boy of summer: Diplo. “They are dating,” a source reveals a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly.  The actress and the DJ, both 37, who exited NYC’s Met Gala together in May, connected in mid-July near Ibiza, Spain, the insider says.

Us Weekly was nice enough to add this at the end of the second paragraph in their article entitled, “Kate Hudson Is Dating Diplo“. 

(His rep denies the romance.)

Maybe that should have been in the first paragraph? Who knows. Last time I heard of Diplo, he was banging this. Look, if you’re a white guy and you’re in some sort of band or have a laptop that plays music to a room full of people on molly, Kate Hudson will bang you. Plain and simple. She might even get pregnant. Her ass looks like this at 37, and she wears stuff like this to DreamWorks Animation movie premieres. Kate Hudson is just down to smash at any time, and either you can keep up or you can’t. Deal with it. Also, I didn’t know this, but Diplo’s real name is Thomas Wesley Pentz. He sounds like he owns slaves or would like to own slaves at some point. Not sure why I felt the need to include his real name here, but I enjoy sharing things that I learn. For instance, Taco Bell’s new Triple Double Crunchwrap is well worth the $3.49 asking price. 


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JJ Watt Is Banging Kate Hudson
JJ Watt Is Banging Kate Hudson




Kate Hudson‘s ass is a powerful beacon of sex that can also be used as a weapon if she feels she’s being ignored. JJ Watt wasn’t ignoring her on this date. Nick Jonas hasn’t responded yet, but he probably will after he finishes contouring his eyebrows or whatever Nick Jonas does.

 

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Kate Hudson Wore This To The ‘Kung Fu Panda 3’ London Premiere
Kate Hudson Wore This To The ‘Kung Fu Panda 3’ London Premiere


Like I just said, Kate Hudson wore this to the Kung Fu Panda 3 premiere in London, because why not? It’s just a movie for kids. It’s not like they’ve seen tits before. I’m sure Kate Hudson has as well. 


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Kate Hudson Hates Her Kids
Kate Hudson Hates Her Kids


I know. Kate Hudson is with Jenny McCarthy. It’s not what you think. She doesn’t believe vaccinations inject the soul of a black lab puppy into your kid. 



Basically her kids do dumb shit at school then throw up everywhere then laugh about it while throw up some more. I don’t think her ass is worth all that. She should kill one of them. Probably the one with the long hair that looks like a girl. What? That’s both of them? Is it now? *leans back, laces fingers, and taps index fingers together* Hey, you said it not me. 


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Nick Jonas Is Back To Banging Kate Hudson
Nick Jonas Is Back To Banging Kate Hudson


Three days before Super Bowl 50, it was reported that Nick Jonas was dating Lily Collins. Kate Hudson probably read that then texted him a pic of her ass again. Turns out Lily Collins wasn’t the only one with a bad offensive game plan heading into the Super Bowl. 

The pair were spotted canoodling in the VIP section of DirecTV’s Super Bowl event at Pier 70 in San Francisco Saturday. “They were whispering in one another’s ear[s] the whole time,” says a spy, who adds that they left together.

I wish there was a way we could all agree to stop using the word “canoodling”. Especially with Kate Hudson. You really need a word a bit more violent when somebody has an ass like this since I assume your penis would like that bear in The Revenant


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Hey, It’s Kate Hudson Naked In A Bathtub
Hey, It’s Kate Hudson Naked In A Bathtub




I really don’t know what Kate Hudson is known for really, being Goldie Hawn’s kid? Almost Famous? She tried like every movie genre and none of them really stuck did they? Her ass sticks, though. Her gorgeous white girl ass. Apparently this picture was taken and posted on Instagram in November by her assistant for Winter Storm Nick Jonas. I guess we’re all just finding out about it now. And that’s ok. Don’t beat yourselves up. It’s nobody’s fault.


I’ve feel like I’ve said too much. Here’s Kate Hudson naked in a bathtub:

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Kate Hudson Knows What’s Up
Kate Hudson Knows What’s Up


Hey, I’m Kate Hudson. Get a load of this guy. He probably linked this this, huh? And this, I bet. Probably this, too. Definitely this. Oh yeah, and everybody usually links these. People like butts, I understand that. My name is Kate Hudson and I’ve ever heard of this site before. 


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Kate Hudson In This Dress, Links

Would you hit it?  [ Dlisted  ]

Jennifer Lawrence took a dump on Christians  [ The Superficial  ]

Nikki Bella took this selfie (NSFW)  [ Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Bella Thone had sex with a car  [  DrunkenStepfather  ]

Spandex vs.  Rosie Huntington-Whiteley  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Don’t ever send Debra Messing a dick pic  [ The Blemish ]

Nikki Muddarris is see through  [ The Nip Slip  ]

These jeans should thank Gigi Hadid  [  Popoholic  ]

I wonder if Taylor Swift still scissors this  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Colombian model Jessica Cediel vs. lots of panties  [  Celebslam  ]

Eiza Gonzalez in a sheer bodysuit  [  Egotastic  ]

Hot sorority girls: you can make $7,500 with an app  [  COED  ]

Guy Fieri is Ted Cruz  [  Celebitchy  ]

Harry Styles banged a fan  [  Wonderwall  ]

Sofia Vergara in yoga pants  [  GCeleb  ]

 

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