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Vern Troyer got wasted for his 40th Birthday, then put on a sailor hat and rode his buddy around. [TMZ] Dunken Vern will answer your questions this Sunday. Comment it up, people.

Meryl Streep is Julia Child, which might be confusing because one is dead and the other was in Mama Mia, a movie that made me wish I was dead.[Just Jared]

The Kardashian Sisters all looked the same on New Years Eve, which was great news for fugly Khloe, and a horrible down-grade for Kim. [Bastardly]

Kathy Griffin won’t come to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth. And she said that standing next to Anderson Cooper. [DListed]

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are so boring, they probably went to a Farmer’s Market every weekend this year. This is where the punchline would be if that was a joke. [Socialite’s Life]

Kate Bosworth gets the honor of first nipple-pics of 2009. Congratulations. Now don’t make another Superman movie, because you helped it suck. [Egotastic]

I finally found something scarier than clowns: celebrity clowns. [City Rag]

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Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Had Sex With Kate Bosworth

You never can tell with Star Magazine, but they are now reporting that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Bosworth were at Bardot in Hollywood on Tuesday night. And then the unthinkable happened:

“Kate was all over Leo,” says an eyewitness. “Her body language suggested that she wanted to be more that just friends and wasn’t worried who saw. They spent the entire night together side by side, intimately whispering in each others ears and squeezing each other tight.” Leo was with a group of pals, including Kevin Connelly and Lukas Haas, at a table in the VIP section. They were surrounded by about 11 woman including Leelee Sobieski, but it was Kate who was snuggling up to Leo. “Leo and Kate acted as if there was no one else in the club,” continues the source. “She was making sure his focus was solely on her and the black skintight dress she was wearing certainly helped. When the club closed at 2am, Leo and Kate left with the rest of the group to keep the party going elsewhere.”

This can’t be right. Especially since Leo gets to bang this every night. Kate Bosworth has a gigantic head and looks like that dude in the attic in Hellraiser. Seriously, if Kate didn’t at some point show DiCaprio her puzzle box that opens a portal to Hell, I just can’t bring myself to believe this story.

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Leonardo DiCaprio, Kevin Connolly, Adam Levine, and Zac Efron at the Lakers game this weekend:

Kate Bosworth in Hollywood on November 10th:

Photos: Lakers game – Splash

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Kate Bosworth is in a Bikini

There’s no telling why Kate Bosworth is so skinny, but there was a rumor a few years ago that said when she was with Orlando Bloom, the pair went to Cannes and were begging anybody and everybody that they saw to get them coke. So that’s one possibility. Another possibility is that she was resurrected by a crow to avenge her own death. It’s Kate Bosworth, run for your life!

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Kate Bosworth is Still at the Beach

I know Kate Bosworth is supposed to be “looking better,” but she still looks like me, when I was 9 years old, and my mom couldn’t afford food. I expect Sally Struthers to waddle into these pictures any minute and put her arm around Kate, and then a phone number will pop up the screen, and Sally will cry. Then some beachgoers will gather and help push Sally back in the ocean.

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