I still can’t bring myself to admit the were dating in this first place, but apparently Kat Dennings and Josh Groban have split after two years.
“It was a mutual breakup,” a source shared with E! News. “They are still friends and care about each other, but it’s not the right time for them now as a couple.”
“Mutual breakup” probably means she was like “wha no I’m dating Josh Groban this can’t be right” then he was like “yeah sorry about that I’ll leave now” or something like that. No disrespect to Josh Groban and his one song that people know, but he kinda looks like he’d vote Jill Stein then tweet about how racism is bad from his condo as he watches the Trump Nationalist Army round up immigrants and hang BLM protestors. I feel that’s accurate. Anyway, this article included a quote from Josh Groban talking about their relationship in 2015.
“Humor is such a huge thing for me, so the fact that we could talk about Monty Python and all sorts of weird other things, I was like, ‘OK, yeah, we’re on the same page.'”
Ooh, Monty Python. Kat Dennings’s vagina was probably overflowing with happiness every time they discussed 70s British comedies and whatever this nerd wanted to talk about instead of handling them titties. Speaking of titties…