Kat Dennings Is Single
Kat Dennings Is Single


I still can’t bring myself to admit the were dating in this first place, but apparently Kat Dennings and Josh Groban have split after two years. 

It was a mutual breakup,” a source shared with E! News. “They are still friends and care about each other, but it’s not the right time for them now as a couple.”

“Mutual breakup” probably means she was like “wha no I’m dating Josh Groban this can’t be right” then he was like “yeah sorry about that I’ll leave now” or something like that. No disrespect to Josh Groban and his one song that people know, but he kinda looks like he’d vote Jill Stein then tweet about how racism is bad from his condo as he watches the Trump Nationalist Army round up immigrants and hang BLM protestors. I feel that’s accurate. Anyway, this article included a quote from Josh Groban talking about their relationship in 2015.

“Humor is such a huge thing for me, so the fact that we could talk about Monty Python and all sorts of weird other things, I was like, ‘OK, yeah, we’re on the same page.'”

Ooh, Monty Python. Kat Dennings’s vagina was probably overflowing with happiness every time they discussed 70s British comedies and whatever this nerd wanted to talk about instead of handling them titties. Speaking of titties…


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Here’s Kat Dennings’ Huge Rack
Here’s Kat Dennings’ Huge Rack


I had to let the hate flow out early this morning, so I’m a little behind on titties and such. So here’s Kat Dennings and her massive titties at the pre-Grammys party or something I think. She looks like something Jim Henson created then didn’t want to use, but she has huge boobs, so I guess that means she’s hot or whatever. If she was hot then she really wouldn’t be dating Josh Groban. He probably pets them like kittens. Not what you’re supposed to do with those, bro.


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Kat Dennings Ruined The ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Premiere

The Los Angeles premiere of Thor: The Dark World was last night, because 'Murica. Doesn't really that if Thor was actually real that Fox News would want to see his birth certificate and call him an Obama plant to distract from the ACA, but the real tragedy is that Kat Dennings wore this dress. If you have to put a heating pad on your lower back every night, why are you dressing like a ghost who haunts a French manor? Get them titties out, gurlfran. I hope you walk away from this having learned a valuable lesson.

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Kat Dennings Went To The ‘Thor: Dark World’ Premiere, Links

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Kat Dennings And Her Breasts Attended A Party

If anybody could make the case for the importance of an enormous rack, it's Kat Dennings. To borrow a 90s phrase, the face is tore up and she body is a pale mess, but she has massive boobs. Like Christina Hendricks (who has magically turned red hair, extreme BMI, and a wonky eye into a sex symbol status), big boobs can cover up a lot of things only when you don't cover them up. Thank you. This has been your IDLYITW public service announcement. Printed materials are available at all the exits. Have a blessed day.

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Kat Dennings’ Boobs Did Not Win The Grammys


Unlike the Superbowl, Kat Dennings‘s boobs did not win the Grammys even though they are gigantic and look like big white clouds that probably taste like love and Girl Scout cookies. Why didn’t they win? Because Katy Perry wasn’t in the In Memoriam portion of the Grammys.

Photo credit = Getty

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W Magazine Is Boring

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Content on bringing you boring photoshoots of actresses you may recognize from that one movie you saw that one time, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Christina Ricci posed in the August 2011 issue of W Magazine. This issue really isn’t that exciting except for when it will be on the news later because a hipster bought it and jacked off so hard he died.

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Kat Dennings Understands How To Promote A Movie



Let’s not kid ourselves here. Much like Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings‘ face is busted. But since she has huge tits and her body looks like this, she wins at life and is cast in movies then asked to walk the red carpet for the Thor premiere (see how that works, ladies?). This movie already looks pretty good, so if Thor somehow finds himself surrounded by evil forces and the only way to defeat them would be to titty fuck Kat Dennings, I feel a scene such as that would resonate with me and bring emotional balance to the film.

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