Karissa Shannon Is A Victim



Karissa Shannon went through great pains to feign shock and disbelief that Vivid was threatening to release her sex tape that was “stolen”, so you can see by these totally not staged at all pics (click the banner pic) that she’s been up nights crying because she’s been stripped of her dignity and privacy. The only thing missing from these pictures is an elderly dragon sitting by a giant oak tree and reading from a book about self-esteem.

The tortured couple leaving STK last night:

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That Didn’t Take Long
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After months of doing this and this to make you remember you kinda wanted to see her naked, then doing this and this to make you kinda remember you sorta wondered what she would look like having sex, Vivid and Karissa Shannon were ready to proceed with Phase 3 of "I'm Not A Celebrity Hopefully This Will Help!". And here it is. Karissa Shannon's sex tape she made with Sam Jones III. 

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Whips And Chains And Handcuffs, Oh My!

Let’s just hope this little publicity stunt doesn’t turn Karissa Shannon into the next Paris. We already have too many useless bitches to make fun of.

According to TMZ:

When we caught up with Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch outside STK last night, he told us the Karissa tape was “definitely the most extreme video that I’ve ever seen, as a celebrity tape. There’s everything you can imagine — whips, chains, handcuffs. It’s absolutely crazy.”

That all sounds like a typical Tuesday in my house, so I’m not really getting the “extreme” part of it. It consists of a barely B cup blonde engaging in some light bondage with a black dude. There are 12 different versions of that behind the counter at 7-11. I mean look at how Hirsch even (more…)

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Karissa Shannon Is A Pornstar

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Man, I totally saw this coming from a mile away didn’t see this coming. TMZ reports:

Playmate Karissa Shannon is about to be semi-celebdom’s next sex tape debutante — that is if Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch gets to release the homemade XXX flick he calls “extremely erotic.” Hirsch tells TMZ he actually laid eyes on the tape which co-stars Karissa’s boyfriend, “Smallville” actor Sam Jones III. Hirsch says it was sent to him from “a reputable third party” and that he’d “love to be able to release it.” The XXX footage in question sounds a lot like the sex tape Karissa claims Spencer Pratt stole from her house — which, as we first reported, she’s threatening to sue him over if he doesn’t return it. Vivid’s chief isn’t divulging who dropped the tape in his lap, but does say he’s “very impressed with the quality and content” — which sounds like executive speak for … it’s smoking hot! But before you scour the Internet for clips — we spoke to Jones who said, “I understand that the guy from Vivid saw footage with Karissa and I in it. We have spoken to our legal team and they will be dealing with this ASAP.” Let the XXX games begin.

What? You mean to tell me she said she was in a pretend sex tape with Heidi Montag to get her name in the news then her real sex tape mysteriously ended up at Vivid?! What a coincidence! It’s almost like the whole thing was planned!

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“It’s Just Me And Heidi, That’s It”

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Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon publicly admitted yesterday that she made a sex tape with Heidi Montag. In even better news, Spencer Pratt isn’t in it.

While out to promote her new signature milkshake with boyfriend Sam Jones III at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood on Thursday, Karissa confirmed to RadarOnline.com, “there is a sex tape of me and Heidi,” emphasizing that Spencer was not present when they shot it. “It’s just me and Heidi, that’s it,” she said. For more than a week, Spencer has been taunting the media and his estranged wife Heidi, threatening to release the tape. But According to Karissa, Spencer doesn’t even own the tape, and she tells RadarOnline.com that he stole her video camera containing the footage. “Me and Heidi were hanging out at her house in Malibu and he came over to pick up some stuff and he ‘accidentally’ took my camera,” Karissa told RadarOnline.com. “I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it’s starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.” Karissa told RadarOnline.com that she has no plans to promote the tape and doesn’t “want people to see it.” She does, however, have one regret. “I don’t know, I just wish I’d done it [the sex tape] with Lindsay Lohan,” she quipped. “At least it wouldn’t be on the market right now!”

Spencer Pratt “stole” her camera much in the same way a homeless person steals money from a person that hands it to him, so let’s don’t start feeling bad for this chick. Especially since she probably had final say on Spencer’s storyboards.

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