This Is Karina Smirnoff’s Playboy Cover. This.

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As promised, or threatened, here’s Karina Smirnoff‘s Playboy cover. Take a moment. Now tell me how much she gets for her Sharpie endorsement. Or if I should get a side of bacon or maple sausage with those tits. Maybe Karina and I can order that for lunch, because in a world that make any kind of fucking sense, that’s obviously when her shift at the strip club next to the Vietnamese nail salon would end.

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DWTS’ Karina Smirnoff Is Posing For Playboy

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Oh joy. Us Magazine reports:

Karina Smirnoff will pose nude in the May issue of Playboy and grace its cover, UsMagazine.com has confirmed.bWho broke the naked news about the Ukraine-born Dancing with the Stars pro, 33? Hugh Hefner, naturally. “The May issue of Playboy is unforgettable with Dancing With The Stars’ Karina Smirnoff on the cover & nude inside,” the Playboy founder, 84, tweeted on Wednesday.

When 99.9% percent of the people I meet me ask what I do, and I tell them, their immediate response is, “I don’t like yo…do what now?”. With that in mind, I’ve received four emails in the past year from this chick’s people asking if I would like to interview her. Four. So hopefully getting naked will give her the attention she obviously so desperately craves. Let’s hope it works. Because every time I see her I think of a guy who just answered the door to welcome his new Russian mail order bride then immediately checking the website to read the return policy.

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Karina Smirnoff was on Dancing With The Stars and dated Mario Lopez, so we argue her life choices if you want. Or we can just look at her in a bikini. I tried to crop out her face but then I thought that would make me look like I objectify and degrade women. And I really don’t want to get that reputation. The kids at summer camp have a lot of respect for me.

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Mario Lopez hit the beach in Miami this weekend and these are only going up because his girlfriend’s top came off. His girlfriend is Karina Smirnoff, his partner on Dancing With The Stars. OK, that’s enough sweetie. Bye bye! Back to obscurity!

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