Kanye’s Breakdown Is Apparently Kim Kardashian’s Fault Or Something Now
Kanye’s Breakdown Is Apparently Kim Kardashian’s Fault Or Something Now

 

So after more information about Kanye West’s mental breakdown have surfaced, it’s not really funny anymore.  I mean, it still kinda is, because we’re all assholes, but at least his doctor had some foresight. There’s been a lot hot takes about this whole situation, but People might have the stupidest one. PSA: rant after the blockquote.

“Kim has had a very rough time since the robbery,” says a source close to the reality star, 36, who has been keeping a consciously low-profile lifestyle since early October. “It hasn’t helped that Kanye has been touring. Their lives have been quite chaotic. It’s been very trying for them both and not a good recipe for a happy marriage.” Before the robbery, the source says, “Kim [was] usually the more stable and strong person in the marriage. Kanye is used to leaning on her. Since Kim has had her own issues to deal with, the roles have been reversed. Kanye has had to stay strong to support Kim, and it’s like he can’t handle it anymore.” The source adds that the 39-year-old Grammy winner, who stands to lose millions after he canceled 21 dates on his Saint Pablo tour, “is totally wiped out from touring and just can’t handle it emotionally.” And with his wife and support system taking a step back in order to overcome her recent trauma, the source says, “It’s like Kanye is falling apart now, because Kim hasn’t been able to give him her full attention.”

So I didn’t really prepare myself to defend Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian on the same day, but uhhh, what the hell is this? I’m sure we can find a lot of things to blame Kim Kardashian for, but not co-sleeping with Kanye and keeping her tit in his mouth while she recovers from being fucking held at gunpoint in a robbery probably shouldn’t be one of them. Kanye is a grown ass man and his mom already died. He doesn’t have another one.

 

I’ll take this time to give Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian the second-hand attention they deserve. Imagine trying to make dresses for Khloe.

 

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Kanye Is Under Psychiatric Evaluation
Kanye Is Under Psychiatric Evaluation

 

Kanye West was forcibly taken to UCLA Medical Center for psychiatric evaluation earlier today. What did I tell you? Fun.

According to law enforcement sources … cops responded to a call for a welfare check on Kanye around 1:20 PM PT. He wasn’t at his home at the time. We’re told paramedics also responded and ended up transporting Kanye to the hospital by ambulance. Sources connected to Kanye tell us he was getting checked out by one of his doctors for severe sleep deprivation when someone — possibly the physician — decided he needed to be admitted. Law enforcement sources tell us Kanye did not want to go, and was restrained  when he was transported.

In today’s political climate, not sure if  “call for a welfare check” is problematic language or not here. Twitter will tell us soon. Anyway, get well soon, buddy. Trump’s Cabinet is filling up quick.

 

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Kanye Has Gone Full Kanye
Kanye Has Gone Full Kanye

 

When we last caught up with Kanye West, he told a crowd in San Jose that he didn’t vote, but would’ve voted for Trump. Apparently that was just the appetizer before the seven course crazy Kanye served up at his concert in Sacramento on Saturday night that only lasted two songs until he went into a 15-min rambling ass rant about Beyoncé, Jay Z, Hillary Clinton, Mark Zuckerberg, Google, the radio, MTV, and other shit then walked off the stage. Here’s a part of the rant I picked out, because like I said, it was like 15-mins.

“The Saint Pablo tour is more relevant than radio and if y’all keep following old models, your ass is going to be Hillary Clinton. You might not like it, but they gotta hear it. I ain’t here to massage you with a fake truth, telling you that Hillary gon’ win over and over and over and then you wake up [and] you still can’t believe it! You know why? Because you was lied to by Google. You was lied to by Mark Zuckerberg.

If you take out “The Saint Pablo tour is more relevant than radio and”, it’s kinda hard to argue with that. Everybody wants to know what drugs Kanye is now on/off now, but let’s not forget he’s an only child. It happens. Since all this happened, he canceled his LA show hours before it started, living in pure Twitter mentions hell because of Beyonce fans, and is just sitting at home posting pics from fashion catalogs on Instagram (99 so far). I honestly have no idea what’s going on, but it should be fun.

 

And if you’re in a bad place and want to feel better about your mental health, you can read the full transcript of Kanye’s Sacramento rant over at The Fader.

 

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Kanye West: ‘I Would’ve Voted For Trump’
Kanye West: ‘I Would’ve Voted For Trump’

 

Half the country didn’t vote, and apparently Kanye West was one of them. But….

Kanye West drew boos Thursday during a concert in San Jose, California, after telling the audience that, while he didn’t vote in the 2016 presidential election, he “would’ve voted for Trump.” The rapper reportedly stopped the concert and delivered a 25-minute political rant, shocking the crowd with his endorsement of the Republican president-elect. West admitted “there’s things [he] liked about Trump’s campaign … There’s methods, non-political methods to speaking, that I like – that I feel were very futuristic. That style and that method of communication has proven that it can be a politically correct way of communication. And I fuck with that.”

I for one am pretty shocked to learn that Kanye West is a xenophobic, sexist,  and misogynistic white supremacist who refuses to acquire job skills that allow him to compete in a global economy with the rest of America who can afford a college education. Doesn’t seem like the type I hear about on Twitter.  I don’t if if Secretary Of Twitter is a position still open in Trump’s cabinet or not, but I’d like to publicly endorse Kanye.

 

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Kim Kardashian Got Robbed At Gunpoint In Her Paris Hotel Room
Kim Kardashian Got Robbed At Gunpoint In Her Paris Hotel Room



During his performance at the Meadows Festival in Queens last night, Kanye West stopped in the middle of “Heartless” and announced he had family emergency and left. See?

So what was the emergency? Well, his wife, Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint. Probably one of the better excuses to cancel a concert.

Kim Kardashian West was held at gunpoint by men dressed as policemen in her Paris hotel room and robbed, French officials said. A spokesperson for Kardashian West said the celebrity was “badly shaken but physically unharmed” following the incident, which took place early Monday morning local time. The French Interior Ministry said five men threatened the concierge with a weapon, handcuffed him and forced him to open the private apartment. Two of the men were able to gain entry to her room, according to the Paris Prosecutor’s office. Kardashian West was locked in a bathroom while the men took two cell phones and jewelry worth millions of dollars, a ministry spokesperson said. The prosecutor’s office said that a ring, worth an estimated $4.5 million, and a jewelry box were stolen.

Whatever your thoughts on Kim Kardashian might be, that’s pretty horrific. And yes, they both might be narcissistic megalomaniacs, but they’re each other’s narcissistic megalomaniacs who crush their enemies beneath their feet. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift is going to have to fake her own kidnapping by a militant left-wing Tumblr terrorist group and rob a bank that doesn’t have a transethnic gay woman in their commercials.

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Taylor Swift Isn’t Attending The VMAs FYI
Taylor Swift Isn’t Attending The VMAs FYI


Not sure if anybody asked, but a Taylor Swift “insider” told People that Swift won’t be attending the 2o16 MTV VMAs. 

“Taylor was never scheduled to attend the VMAs.”

Ok, thanks? I won’t lose sleep over this anymore knowing you won’t be attending because you weren’t nominated for anything and you don’t really attend things unless the focus is solely on you. But you know who did get nominated for a bunch of awards? 

Kanye West will have free reign over the stage at this weekend’s MTV VMAs and show producers are expecting something big … they just have no idea WHAT it will be.  A source close to production tells us MTV honchos are giving ‘Ye 4 minutes to do with as he pleases. He can rap, sing, dance or even just stay silent … and we’re told show producers are totally clueless which door he’ll pick.

Long story short, Taylor Swift isn’t attending because she wants none of that. Tom Hiddleston wants none of that. I want a burrito so I’m about to order one. Sorry. Didn’t really know how to end this.


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Tom Hiddleston Is Successfully Fulfilling His Contractual Obligations


Anybody want to know how Tom Hiddleston is doing besides suffering in silence with nowhere to turn after Kim Kardashian slayed the Boss Becky? Let Taylor Swift’s team of PR staff writers spin you a third act of a Garry Marshall movie. 

 “Taylor and Tom are in love with each other. He told her she is the kind of woman he wants to spend his life with,” the insider dishes. “They have gotten very close. She is enjoying the time off from working. She has been writing during her travels, and Tom has been an inspiration in her music.”

“Writing during her travels” like she’s Cheryl Strayed hiking the Mojave Desert instead of flying in a private jet having Gigi Hadid take dictation while Tom drinks to feel nothing. You’re not selling me on this, guys. Not selling me at all. But this next part. I hope you’re sitting down. 



Are you sitting down? Please tell me you’re sitting down.
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Lena Dunham Needs A Safe Space After Kanye West’s ‘Famous’ Video
Lena Dunham Needs A Safe Space After Kanye West’s ‘Famous’ Video


Hey, remember when Lena Dunham heard Justin Bieber’s “What Do You Mean?” once and immediately thought it was about date rape? That was fun. Get ready for some more fun, because she’s now using her tenth wave feminism degree from Tumblr to write about dissertation the dangers of the “disturbing”  Kanye West “Famous” video.  Man, Taylor Swift must pay by the word. 


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Kanye Got Taylor Swift On Video Approving ‘Famous’, Wants Him To Destroy It
Kanye Got Taylor Swift On Video Approving ‘Famous’, Wants Him To Destroy It


“We’re all innocent until proven guilty. But who’s going to prove it? And to whom?”


So remember when Life Of Pablo dropped and everybody freaked out over the “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous” line off “Famous”? The Taylor Swift’s PR team said she warned him not to say it and called it a “strong misogynistic message. Then Kanye tweeted it was all Taylor Swift’s idea? Then Taylor Swift had a prepared speech at the Grammys where she used the biggest possible stage to passive aggressively call out Kanye? Good times. Well, Kim Kardashian‘s GQ interview hit online today, and she has some words about that. Lots of words. Lots of words that you will enjoy. Yasss lawd.

“She totally approved that. She totally knew that that was coming out. She wanted to all of a sudden act like she didn’t. I swear, my husband gets so much shit for things [when] he really was doing proper protocol and even called to get it approved … Totally gave the okay. Rick Rubin was there. So many respected people in the music business heard that [conversation] and knew …  I don’t know why she just, you know, flipped all of a sudden … It was funny because [on the call with Kanye, Taylor] said, ‘When I get on the Grammy red carpet, all the media is going to think that I’m so against this, and I’ll just laugh and say, ‘The joke’s on you, guys. I was in on it the whole time.’ And I’m like, wait, but [in] your Grammy speech, you completely dissed my husband just to play the victim again.”

We  should probably see it soon. Why? Kanye has it on video.

“But Kim says Taylor’s deep emotional wound is nonsense — okay, she says it’s a lie — and that there’s video proof, because a videographer was actually filming their phone call. Why? Because Kim’s husband commissions videographers to film everything when he’s recording an album, for posterity (and possibly, one day, a documentary). And this is where it gets sticky.”

It got “sticky”, because Taylor Swift does one thing better than playing the victim – getting her lawyers to send a letter.

“And then they sent an attorney’s letter like, ‘Don’t you dare do anything with that footage,’ and asking us to destroy it.” She pauses. “When you shoot something, you don’t stop every two seconds and be like, ‘Oh wait, we’re shooting this for my documentary.’ You just film everything, and whatever makes the edit, then you see, then you send out releases. It’s like what we do for our show.”

Now, I don’t wanna be a conspiracy theorist and whatnot, but this article was published today. Remember what news broke last night? This. We didn’t know shit about about Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston dating until we saw their YA book cover pics last night. Taylor Swift is Satan. That’s all we need to learn from this. 

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Ellen Let Kanye West Talk For 8 Minutes
Ellen Let Kanye West Talk For 8 Minutes




Kanye West was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, where he went on rant saying he could make the world a better place. If somebody would just give him money. he didn’t really go into detail about exactly how he would make the world a better place, because he mostly talked about himself. Apparently his father living in a homeless shelter means he’s meant to change the world? He wasn’t clear. Then something about the Oscars and stopping bullying in school by giving everybody nice clothes. He also compared himself to Walt Disney, Steve Jobs, and Picasso. He also called himself “the Michael Jackson of apparel”. I’ll let you figure this all out.


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