Tom Hiddleston Is Successfully Fulfilling His Contractual Obligations


Anybody want to know how Tom Hiddleston is doing besides suffering in silence with nowhere to turn after Kim Kardashian slayed the Boss Becky? Let Taylor Swift’s team of PR staff writers spin you a third act of a Garry Marshall movie. 

 “Taylor and Tom are in love with each other. He told her she is the kind of woman he wants to spend his life with,” the insider dishes. “They have gotten very close. She is enjoying the time off from working. She has been writing during her travels, and Tom has been an inspiration in her music.”

“Writing during her travels” like she’s Cheryl Strayed hiking the Mojave Desert instead of flying in a private jet having Gigi Hadid take dictation while Tom drinks to feel nothing. You’re not selling me on this, guys. Not selling me at all. But this next part. I hope you’re sitting down. 



Are you sitting down? Please tell me you’re sitting down.
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Lena Dunham Needs A Safe Space After Kanye West’s ‘Famous’ Video
Lena Dunham Needs A Safe Space After Kanye West’s ‘Famous’ Video


Hey, remember when Lena Dunham heard Justin Bieber’s “What Do You Mean?” once and immediately thought it was about date rape? That was fun. Get ready for some more fun, because she’s now using her tenth wave feminism degree from Tumblr to write about dissertation the dangers of the “disturbing”  Kanye West “Famous” video.  Man, Taylor Swift must pay by the word. 


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Kanye Got Taylor Swift On Video Approving ‘Famous’, Wants Him To Destroy It
Kanye Got Taylor Swift On Video Approving ‘Famous’, Wants Him To Destroy It


“We’re all innocent until proven guilty. But who’s going to prove it? And to whom?”


So remember when Life Of Pablo dropped and everybody freaked out over the “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous” line off “Famous”? The Taylor Swift’s PR team said she warned him not to say it and called it a “strong misogynistic message. Then Kanye tweeted it was all Taylor Swift’s idea? Then Taylor Swift had a prepared speech at the Grammys where she used the biggest possible stage to passive aggressively call out Kanye? Good times. Well, Kim Kardashian‘s GQ interview hit online today, and she has some words about that. Lots of words. Lots of words that you will enjoy. Yasss lawd.

“She totally approved that. She totally knew that that was coming out. She wanted to all of a sudden act like she didn’t. I swear, my husband gets so much shit for things [when] he really was doing proper protocol and even called to get it approved … Totally gave the okay. Rick Rubin was there. So many respected people in the music business heard that [conversation] and knew …  I don’t know why she just, you know, flipped all of a sudden … It was funny because [on the call with Kanye, Taylor] said, ‘When I get on the Grammy red carpet, all the media is going to think that I’m so against this, and I’ll just laugh and say, ‘The joke’s on you, guys. I was in on it the whole time.’ And I’m like, wait, but [in] your Grammy speech, you completely dissed my husband just to play the victim again.”

We  should probably see it soon. Why? Kanye has it on video.

“But Kim says Taylor’s deep emotional wound is nonsense — okay, she says it’s a lie — and that there’s video proof, because a videographer was actually filming their phone call. Why? Because Kim’s husband commissions videographers to film everything when he’s recording an album, for posterity (and possibly, one day, a documentary). And this is where it gets sticky.”

It got “sticky”, because Taylor Swift does one thing better than playing the victim – getting her lawyers to send a letter.

“And then they sent an attorney’s letter like, ‘Don’t you dare do anything with that footage,’ and asking us to destroy it.” She pauses. “When you shoot something, you don’t stop every two seconds and be like, ‘Oh wait, we’re shooting this for my documentary.’ You just film everything, and whatever makes the edit, then you see, then you send out releases. It’s like what we do for our show.”

Now, I don’t wanna be a conspiracy theorist and whatnot, but this article was published today. Remember what news broke last night? This. We didn’t know shit about about Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston dating until we saw their YA book cover pics last night. Taylor Swift is Satan. That’s all we need to learn from this. 

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Ellen Let Kanye West Talk For 8 Minutes
Ellen Let Kanye West Talk For 8 Minutes




Kanye West was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, where he went on rant saying he could make the world a better place. If somebody would just give him money. he didn’t really go into detail about exactly how he would make the world a better place, because he mostly talked about himself. Apparently his father living in a homeless shelter means he’s meant to change the world? He wasn’t clear. Then something about the Oscars and stopping bullying in school by giving everybody nice clothes. He also compared himself to Walt Disney, Steve Jobs, and Picasso. He also called himself “the Michael Jackson of apparel”. I’ll let you figure this all out.


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Kanye West Is Talking Shit About Taylor Swift Again
Kanye West Is Talking Shit About Taylor Swift Again




Kanye West headlined the Paradise International Music Festival in Manila, Philippines where he Kanyesplained why he made “Famous” the first single off Life Of Pablo. If you were somehow unaware, “Famous” includes the line “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / Why? I made that bitch famous.” You can watch the video or read what he said below. This may come as a shock to some, but Kanye spent 2:26 talking about himself. I don’t think that beats his high score. Judges?
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Taylor Swift Had A Speech Prepared For Kanye West At The Grammys
Taylor Swift Had A Speech Prepared For Kanye West At The Grammys


There’s really no realistic scenario where Taylor Swift‘s 1989 should have beaten Kendrick Lamar‘s To Pimp A Butterfly for Album Of The Year, except the scenario where Taylor Swift and the Grammys planned this ahead of time so she could use her perfected surprise face to walk on stage and deliver the prepared speech her team wrote for her to passive aggressively talk shit about Kanye West for this. Roll that calculated, focus group tested footage!



In typical Taylor Swift fashion, she doesn’t mention anyone by name when she shits on them, because she’s classy like that. If you don’t respond to one of her texts within ten minutes she’ll write an entire album about you with clues about your identity that can be easily solved with Google. Oh, sorry. I meant, GIRL POWER! Or whatever delusion and shared psychosis this continues to be.


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Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook Again
Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook Again


Kanye West live streamed his new album The Life Of Pablo on Tidal yesterday, and since their servers are powered by squirrels on a treadmill, you might have missed the track “Famous”. Which included this line:

I feel like me and Taylor might have sex / I made that bitch famous

BREAKING: I love Kanye again. ALSO BREAKING: Taylor Swift and the whole Girl Squad is pressed.

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Watch Kanye West Live Stream The Life of Pablo At Madison Square Garden
Watch Kanye West Live Stream The Life of Pablo At Madison Square Garden


In his followup to Yeezus, Kanye West live stream The Life of Pablo at Madison Square Garden at 4pm EST. You’ll also have to watch launch of Yeezy Season 3, but I guess that’s the price we all have to pay.


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The Life Of Pablo: Kanye West Changed The Name Of His Album Again, Tweeted
The Life Of Pablo: Kanye West Changed The Name Of His Album Again, Tweeted


So Help Me God > SWISH > Waves > #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch > The Life of Pablo. It drops today, so it’ll probably be called So Help Me God Again, because women usually wear the first thing they pick out. 


See the tracklist for The Life of Pablo (T.L.O.P) below:

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Kanye West Said God And Robert Kardashian Helped Make His Album
Kanye West Said God And Robert Kardashian Helped Make His Album


When Kanye West drops Waves February 11, you can thank God and Robert Kardashian. No, not Rob Kardashian. Robert Kardashian. The dead one. The one who got O.J. acquitted. 

“I’m only doing two percent of the work,” West, 38, explained to radio host Big Boy on Real 92.3 Thursday morning. “God is doing the rest of the work.”  He also gave credit to his late mother Donda West and father-in-law Robert Kardashian for watching over the production of his album. Discussing his wifeKim Kardashian West’s late dad – who helped defend O.J. Simpson when he was accused of murdering Nicole Brown Simpson – West said, “He’s still doing deals for controversial black people from up in heaven.”

I guess we can give Kanye credit for not believing the Earth is flat, then we can remember every else he’s done the last two weeks and the fact that he believes a guy, who has been in the ground for 13 years since Kris Jenner can’t exhume his body and mic him up for her show, is spending his time thinking about how he make Kanye’s album hot lava. 


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