Kanye West Is Talking Shit About Taylor Swift Again
Kanye West Is Talking Shit About Taylor Swift Again




Kanye West headlined the Paradise International Music Festival in Manila, Philippines where he Kanyesplained why he made “Famous” the first single off Life Of Pablo. If you were somehow unaware, “Famous” includes the line “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / Why? I made that bitch famous.” You can watch the video or read what he said below. This may come as a shock to some, but Kanye spent 2:26 talking about himself. I don’t think that beats his high score. Judges?
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Taylor Swift Had A Speech Prepared For Kanye West At The Grammys
Taylor Swift Had A Speech Prepared For Kanye West At The Grammys


There’s really no realistic scenario where Taylor Swift‘s 1989 should have beaten Kendrick Lamar‘s To Pimp A Butterfly for Album Of The Year, except the scenario where Taylor Swift and the Grammys planned this ahead of time so she could use her perfected surprise face to walk on stage and deliver the prepared speech her team wrote for her to passive aggressively talk shit about Kanye West for this. Roll that calculated, focus group tested footage!



In typical Taylor Swift fashion, she doesn’t mention anyone by name when she shits on them, because she’s classy like that. If you don’t respond to one of her texts within ten minutes she’ll write an entire album about you with clues about your identity that can be easily solved with Google. Oh, sorry. I meant, GIRL POWER! Or whatever delusion and shared psychosis this continues to be.


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Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook Again
Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook Again


Kanye West live streamed his new album The Life Of Pablo on Tidal yesterday, and since their servers are powered by squirrels on a treadmill, you might have missed the track “Famous”. Which included this line:

I feel like me and Taylor might have sex / I made that bitch famous

BREAKING: I love Kanye again. ALSO BREAKING: Taylor Swift and the whole Girl Squad is pressed.

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Watch Kanye West Live Stream The Life of Pablo At Madison Square Garden
Watch Kanye West Live Stream The Life of Pablo At Madison Square Garden


In his followup to Yeezus, Kanye West live stream The Life of Pablo at Madison Square Garden at 4pm EST. You’ll also have to watch launch of Yeezy Season 3, but I guess that’s the price we all have to pay.


Check the live stream below:

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The Life Of Pablo: Kanye West Changed The Name Of His Album Again, Tweeted
The Life Of Pablo: Kanye West Changed The Name Of His Album Again, Tweeted


So Help Me God > SWISH > Waves > #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch > The Life of Pablo. It drops today, so it’ll probably be called So Help Me God Again, because women usually wear the first thing they pick out. 


See the tracklist for The Life of Pablo (T.L.O.P) below:

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Kanye West Said God And Robert Kardashian Helped Make His Album
Kanye West Said God And Robert Kardashian Helped Make His Album


When Kanye West drops Waves February 11, you can thank God and Robert Kardashian. No, not Rob Kardashian. Robert Kardashian. The dead one. The one who got O.J. acquitted. 

“I’m only doing two percent of the work,” West, 38, explained to radio host Big Boy on Real 92.3 Thursday morning. “God is doing the rest of the work.”  He also gave credit to his late mother Donda West and father-in-law Robert Kardashian for watching over the production of his album. Discussing his wifeKim Kardashian West’s late dad – who helped defend O.J. Simpson when he was accused of murdering Nicole Brown Simpson – West said, “He’s still doing deals for controversial black people from up in heaven.”

I guess we can give Kanye credit for not believing the Earth is flat, then we can remember every else he’s done the last two weeks and the fact that he believes a guy, who has been in the ground for 13 years since Kris Jenner can’t exhume his body and mic him up for her show, is spending his time thinking about how he make Kanye’s album hot lava. 


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Please Respect Kanye West When He Tweets A Fake Rolling Stone Cover
Please Respect Kanye West When He Tweets A Fake Rolling Stone Cover


I’m calling for all presidential candidates to suspend their campaigns until Kanye West hires a social media manager or somebody figures out how shut off his Internet connection. 


Click below for some lack for self-awareness:

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Kanye West Confirms On Twitter He’s A #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch
Kanye West Confirms On Twitter He’s A #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch


Like Jesus before him, Kanye West was betrayed and killed in front of friends and family because he didn’t know “kk” meant weed. Unlike Jesus before him, the prostitutes he texted with did not mourn. Also unlike Jesus, he arose a mere two days later to clarify accusations that he likes fingers in his ass.



If you didn’t already know how fragile Kanye’s ego is, he spent two days in the afterlife and the part about his ass is the thing he needed to address. Like, really address. Like he really wants us to know he doesn’t like stuff in his ass. He likes pictures and videos. Since I assume that’s where Kim looks the best. He knows that exes can be mad when you drag their child into something because her ex-husband questioned your choice in album names, but he never lets them play with his ass. He’s doesn’t do that, guys. For real. He stays away from that area all togther because his insecurity would rather him sound like he doesn’t wipe his ass. Kanye, you let a stripper trap you. 


TMZ caught up with Kanye at LAX. His anti-psychotic meds kicked in around the :40 mark.


Kanye has distracted from my creative process. Any word on Twitter if Kendall Jenner likes fingers in her ass? Or anything, really. Lemme know.


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Kanye West Dick Pics Are On The Way Now
Kanye West Dick Pics Are On The Way Now


You don’t need me to tell you this, but Kanye West lost his damn mind on Twitter yesterday on January, 17th of all, 2016. Shortly after, his soul was snatched out of his body when Amber Rose checked her mentions and saw where Kanye, filled with peace and positive energy, informed Wiz Khalifah that “you let a stripper trap you”  [ tweet redacted ].  The lack of self awareness  aside, Kanye probably didn’t realize all the other strippers he sent dick pics to also have Twitter accounts. 


Last chance for popcorn:
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Kanye West (1977 – 2016)
Kanye West (1977 – 2016)






Kanye West is survived by his wife, Kim Kardshian, and a daughter. He is best known for his music, the thing with Taylor Swift, and liking fingers up his ass. RIP. Gone too soon.


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