Kaley Cuoco still hasn’t got a ring from her 78th boyfriend since her 2015 divorce, but she has a gay BFF and they get pretty wild on Snapchat!
Kaley Cuoco has reportedly asked her boyfriend of two months, Karl Cook (seen here having to legit pretend he’s asleep to get the dam camera out of his face), to move in with her. To put this in some perspective, Cuoco was divorced in November 2015. It’s May 2016 now. Karl Cook is her second boyfriend since the divorce. The math isn’t good.
Star Magazine Friends say [Kaley Cuoco] asked her new man, accomplished equestrian Karl Cook, to move in. “No one can believe it,” a source tells Star. “They’ve only been dating for a couple of months.” Of course, Kaley, 30, has a history of moving fast. Long before she began dating [Karl], the actress accepted a proposal from tennis pro Ryan Sweeting after just three months of dating. “Sure, Karl’s a decent guy and nothing at all like Ryan, but this is crazy,” dishes the pal. “Did she learn nothing?”
I genuinely hope Karl has enrolled in some self-defense classes and is finalizing an escape action plan. He lives in LA, so it shouldn’t be hard to find someone who can forge documents and give him a new identity.
Kaley Cuoco also does yoga, so that has to get pretty annoying a lot.
[ h/t Cele|bitchy ]
If you’re wondering why I’m posting this story about Kaley Cuoco, read this. It’ll explain everything. Keep in mind that the boyfriend we’re talking about now isn’t listed on the post you just read from four months ago. It can be hard to keep up. Now here’s this from Star Magazine ( via Cele|bitchy ):
Marry in haste, repent in leisure. It’s a lesson Kaley Cuoco should have learned after she wed her ex-husband Ryan Sweeting after three months of dating. But sources say Cuoco is hoping to become engaged to equestrian Karl Cook just as quickly. During a recent visit to a newsstand in LA, a tipster says Kaley purchased a stack of bridal magazines with a friend. “They flipped through them all, cover to cover, and commented on which dresses looked the best,” dishes the eyewitness, although it wasn’t long before Kaley started gushing about her new man. “She went on and on about how much she loves Karl and confessed that she was hoping for a proposal – and soon.”
From the neck down you could see how a dude would put up with this from Kaley Cuoco (like so), but you won’t even have time to warn all your friends after you break up because she’ll already have fallen in love with at least one them. Then you’ll need to have an awkward conversation with your friend without trying to hurt his feelings by bringing up the word “psychosis” or that she’s another failed engagement away from a jury discussing lethal injection.
Here’s the dude btw:
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Lucy Hale in a bikini in Brazil [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Maria Sharapova is working out [ Popoholic ]
Bryana Holly in lingerie [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Teresa Giudice is a yoga teacher now [ Reality Tea ]
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Kaley Cuoco abs is a thing that’s happening this week, but I’m not really sure we’re all not saying “abs”. Anyway, doesn’t matter. Here she is running to a car after a yoga class. No word if that car took her to a much needed psychiatrist appointment. All we can do is hope the best, friends.
Google Trends tells me that Kaley Cuoco will be on Lip Sync Battle tonight. It’s also important to reiterate that she’s crazy. She “sings” Ludacris in a sports bra and some cut up jean shorts, so that’s a plus. With any luck, she that microphone will be dating soon. Then maybe engaged by the end of the month. You can’t really put a timeline on love.
October 2011: Kaley Cuoco got engaged to Josh Resnik
March 2012: They split up
July 1, 2013: She started Henry Cavill
July 22, 2013: They broke up.
September 26, 2013: She got engaged to Ryan Sweeting
December 31, 2013: They got married
May 2014: She chopped off all her hair
September 27 2015: She divorced Ryan Sweeting
November 25, 2015: She got a moth tat on her back
December 16, 2015: “Sources reveal in the new issue of Us Weekly that the Big Bang Theory lead, 30, is dating Arrow’s Paul Blackthorne. ‘It’s new, but she’s really excited about it,’ says an insider.”
Man, it’s awesome that she’s excited about it! Hopefully she’ll get excited about scheduling an appointment with a psychiatrist in 2016.
Remember when Kaley Cuoco got engaged to Ryan Sweeting after dating three months and first showed the world she was insane? Yeah, still happening.
Thank you @nero_sct @studiocitytattoo for helping me right my wrongs..note to self- do not mark your body with any future wedding dates #under30mistakes #donttakeyourselftooseriouslykids
Yeah, it happened because she was under 30, I guess. Or something. Please keep in mind that she said this 13 months ago. It appears true love has died and got replaced with a moth or whatever. I’m sure she thinks its symbolic. Just nod your head and smile when she tells the story. If you can be slowly walking backwards, it’ll give you a head start when she turns around.
Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting started dating in July 2013 (after she dated Henry Cavill for two weeks) . They got engaged in September 2013. They got married in December 2013. Pretty solid foundation there. What could have went wrong?
“The few times Kaley and Ryan were out together recently, the tension was noticeable,” the source says. “You could tell the honeymoon phase had ended. “It seemed they were trying to work out their marriage by going on dates, but they both seemed miserable.” Cuoco, 29, and Sweeting, 28, “mutually decided” to split after 21 months of marriage, her rep told PEOPLE exclusively on Friday…“Kaley and Ryan seem to have totally different personalities,” the source says. “Kaley is extremely focused and high-energy. She seems to always be working. On her off time, she also keeps very busy. But “over the summer, Ryan spent a lot of time at home,” the source says. “He has been struggling with injuries and barely practiced tennis. He has acted very down.”
So basically the sex was good enough where they didn’t have to spend too much time talking for the first year. To their credit, they made it 9 months longer than I predicted. Probably out of spite. Doesn’t really change the fact that she looks like Paula Deen in a movie where they use CGI to make her look young. Man, this is boring. Can I stop? Let’s stop. It’s Monday, no need to put you through anything else.
This picture pretty much sums up Kaley Cuoco-Swhatever‘s week, but for her work on a show that dumb people watch to seem smart, she won a glass dick she gets to deep throat whenever she wants. I mean, unless her husband wants a sandwich at the same time. Also, this chick is kinda ugly, no? I assume it’s not hard to be the pretty one on a show with Blossom and the dude from Roseanne and that one Indian guy.