JWoww Is Pregnant
JWoww Is Pregnant

 

Hark! The herald angels are definitely not singing. JWoww is pregnant. E! Online reports:

The reality star, 27, and her fiancé Roger Mathews, 37, are expecting their first baby. "Merry Christmas from within!" JWoww wrote in a letter that she just posted on her website. "Roger and I couldn't have asked for a better Christmas gift this year! We wanted to share this exciting news with you all first because you have been a part of our lives these past few years and seen the love between Roger and I develop and blossom. "We are so excited to share this new chapter of our lives with you as we become parents and create more memories with a new addition to our family!" she continued. "Thank you for all your love and support and for being there for us throughout the years! We are extremely happy and cannot wait for our bundle of joy to arrive!"

In lieu of onesies and diapers, the happy couple is asking for tanning lotion and donations to the child's tribal arm band tattoo fund and future bail money.

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Jwoww Is In A Bikini

Since we've just finished the July 4th holiday weekend, we now have more pics of chicks in bikinis. Granted, I might be taking a lot of liberties by using the word "chick" in a post about JWoww, because I read once in a medical journal that "JWoww" is a thing that's legal grounds to sue your plastic surgeon for medical malpractice. I guess whatI'm saying is that she's horiffically unattractive and the bolt ons won't ever change that. I heard if you stare directly into your eyes your family will be cursed.

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JWoww Posted A Video Of Her Butt


#myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol

Jan 2, 2013| Source: Keek.com


On New Year’s Eve, JWoww represented herpes at Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve and her ass looked like THIS. And since her entire relevancy is predicated on how hot she is, however how misguided (hint: very misguided), she’s claiming the pictures were Photoshopped because apparently there is a vast conspiracy hellbent on discrediting her ass, so she posted a video to prove her ass doesn’t look like a pot of mash potatoes. So, I hope this video clears up any fears you may have had. Also, nice try with the high heels, fat ass.

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JWoww Really Wants You To Buy Her Bikinis



Wow, Jess has gone full on lesbian. So to bring down all the sexy that’s going on around here, here’s JWoww‘s SIMS character modeling shit from her bikini line. Call me old fashioned, but I think one of the criteria for being a successful bikini model is not look like you just had a consultation at Johns Hopkins.

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Now You Too Can Smell Like Kmart



I had these pics of JWoww promoting her new fragrance at a damn Kmart yesterday but I didn’t get around to posting them because who gives a fuck, it’s JWoww. If justice or God were real things, the only way this bitch would be on television is if a detective on Investigative Discovery was talking about how he solved the mystery of the dead tranny they found in a ditch behind a Dollar Tree with her panties stuffed in her mouth.

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This Is Worth $5 Million

And rising–the cast of Jersey Shore just got raises. Entertainment Weekly reports:

The cast is being paid a massive amount of money to get drunk and screw around in Italy. For the Shore stars, there is no downside.

As has been reported, the eight-member cast has just finished their salary negotiations. Multiple sources close to the matter tell EW the deal has members of the “core group” now pulling down at least $100,000 per episode, especially once you factor in their bonus structure. Each season is usually 13 episodes. (MTV had no comment.)

That’s a quantum leap for a group that once made headlines by haggling a raise to $10k per episode for season 2. And, of course, the per-episode salary from MTV is only part of the group’s income, with appearances and product endorsements tacking on additional large sums. (One tally puts The Situation’s annual income at $5 million.)

Regardless of what you might think of Snooki, Sitch and Co., they’re not pulling a robbery — on the balance sheet, they’re worth the money. Jersey Shore is like the American Idol of basic cable, delivering huge adult demo numbers that are higher than many, if not most, broadcast shows.

It’s been widely documented that these trolls are overpaid and retarded, so I won’t even begin to address how fucked up this is. Except to remind you that God is, in fact, dead.

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JWoww Calls BS

You know things have gotten bad when a Jersey Shore castmember says something that makes sense. Can you hear the horses, ’cause here they come! Us Weekly says:

Days after Kim Kardashian denied that she received filler injections in her lower lip, the MTV personality accused the Kourtney and Kim Take New York star of getting a little work done.

“Funny how stars don’t man up to their plastic surgery…I did,” the Jersey Shore star (real name: Jenni Farley) tweeted Thursday. “Blaming it on colds, etc. is just hysterical.”

Quoting her Jersey Shore costar Deena Cortese, JWoww, 24, added: “Get real!” (Heidi Montag, who famously underwent 10 plastic surgeries in one day, later retweeted JWoww’s comment.)

But Kardashian, 30, insists she’s never been shy about fessing up to getting some minor cosmetic enhancements.

“I’ve tried Botox on the show. I’m the first one to talk about anything that I do,” she told Extra on Tuesday. “It really pisses me off that all of these plastic surgery rumors are always linked to me.”

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