A Drunk Dude Bro “Slapped” Justin Timberlake On A Golf Course
A Drunk Dude Bro “Slapped” Justin Timberlake On A Golf Course


I woke up this morning and read “Justin Timberlake slapped in the face by fan!“, then I watched the video. “Justin Timberlake lightly touched on his neck then reacting like he was just infected by Zika”, probably wouldn’t have gotten that many clicks. Anyway, Timberlake was at the American Century Celebrity Pro-Am in Lake Tahoe when some drunk asshole touched his neck. This might also be the whitest story you’ll read today.

TMZ obtained the Douglas County Sheriff’s report which says Keith Weglin’s BAC was 0.18% when he got to jail … more than twice the legal limit…He could have gotten off scot-free, but cops say he refused to leave the course … so, they arrested him for disorderly conduct. One law enforcement source said Weglin talked himself right into jail. We’ve reached out to him, but no word back yet.

It’s probably pretty quiet in the Weglin household today. Let’s all respect their requests for privacy as they take turns stomping the shit out of Keith while his mouth is taped shut. 


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It’s The Video For Justin Timberlake’s ‘Can’t Stop The Feeling’ & Links
It’s The Video For Justin Timberlake’s ‘Can’t Stop The Feeling’ & Links


Bella Thorne‘s movie now has an upskirt  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

This is why Jessica Simpson will always be in link posts  [  The Superficial   ]

So…Jennifer Lawrence wore this, guys (NSFW)   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Kendall Jenner eating watermelon in a bikini  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Jessica Alba dropped the cleavage at the Webby Awards  [  Popoholic  ]

Toni Garrn at Cannes. Damn.  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Mariah Carey actually wore this. Why?   [  Dlisted   ]

Hey there, Romee Stridj  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Nobody wants a two-hour episode of this   [  Reality Tea   ]

Big news for Mr. Robot fans  [  The Blemish  ]


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Justin Timberlake Released A New Song Called “Can’t Stop The Feeling”
Justin Timberlake Released A New Song Called “Can’t Stop The Feeling”




Justin Timberlake dropped his first single since 2013 today, and it’s called “Can’t Stop The Feeling”. He doesn’t really go into great detail as to what this feeling is, but the video has a bunch of cameos. If I had to describe the vibe of this track, I’d say that an insulated and wealthy married celebrity with a new child made a song. Sure to be a club banger.


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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Anti-Vaxxers


“Is that camera made of mercury?”


 Rich people are weird.

A friend of the couple claims so, telling In Touch that “Jessica is refusing to vaccinate him. She feels that vaccination could cause complications.” While In Touch reached out to Justin and Jessica’s reps for comment a combined total of nine times over several weeks, the reps received the messages but did not respond…The friend who alleges that Jessica and Justin aren’t vaccinating their son adds: “I’m sure Jessica believes that she’s making the right decision, but hopefully she and Justin will do some more research on this and change their minds.”

All you have to do is read any of Allen West’s or a soccer mom’s Facebook posts to know that no amount of actual facts and science can keep someone from thinking that Obama has a prayer rug in the Oval Office or that 12 hours of labor is the equivalent of a medical degree. Or how somebody like this somehow thinks she’s the world’s subject matter expert on natural immunity. It’s absurd. This comes from In Touch, so feel free to draw your own conclusions on if this is true or not.  But if you happen to see Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s kid, be sure to speak up. Quarantine glass is pretty thick.

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Silas Timberlake Likes His Milk From The Tap
Silas Timberlake Likes His Milk From The Tap

I know this is the first picture of Silas Randall Timberlake and we’re supposed to believe he’s a Memphis Grizzlies’ fan even though his brain and motor skills haven’t been completely formed yet, but there’s one thing we know for sure here: he’s waiting for a titty to pop out. It probably popped out after Justin took 12 pics for Jessica to choose from. Then Silas got a titty and took a nap then a shit because that’s what babies do. They’re like old people, except people visit babies.

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Had A Kid

Ten months ago, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel had unprotected sex then Timberlake shot semen into her vagina. Due to a 4 billion year old biological function, Timerlake’s sperm then fertilized Biel’s egg and now another human is added to the 7 billion who are already here. Congrats to the couple for such an accomplishment!

It’s official: Justin Timberlake will be passing on his suit and tie. The singer-songwriter and his wife, actress Jessica Biel, have welcomed their first child, son Silas Randall Timberlake, their reps confirm to PEOPLE exclusively. Reps say mom and baby are doing well and dad is “ecstatic.” Further details are not being released at this time.

“Silas Randall” already sounds like a douche who will die on a sidewalk on the Sunset Strip at some point because his album of electric banjo NSYNC covers didn’t sell. Anyway, moving on.

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Jessica Biel And Justin Timberlake Have A Restaurant Covered In Human Shit

Ewwwww.

Pop star ​Justin Timberlake’s Italian restaurant Destino was forced out of business by ruptured plumbing that spewed human waste on the walls, the ​former restaurant partners reveal for the first time in a ​new ​lawsuit against their insurance company. The celebrity-friendly ​eatery, which the “Sexy Back” singer opened in 2006 with two partners at First Avenue and 50th Street, was twice flooded with raw sewage, ​according to the ​the Manhattan civil​ suit filed Tuesday….The insurance company rushed Destino to reopen in November 2013, the suit claims, but a few days after re-launching, a pipe fell from the basement ceiling and drenched a recently stocked food area with sewage, which led to a mold infestation. Reports on the eatery closing down had pegged it to mere flooding problems….The insurer denied Destino’s claims, including $275,000 for repair and unspecified business losses.

This restaurant billed itself as “celebrity-friendly”, and one of the regulars was Bill Cosby, so there’s probably some higher force at work here.

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Jessica Biel’s Growing Fetus Has Been Confirmed

Note: Yes, these pictures are of Zooey Deschanel, but they were labeled “Jessica Biel” on WENN. Much like Justin Timberlake, it’s too late to pull out now. We just have to all make the best of it.

Hey, remember when we all speculated like Jessica Biel was pregnant? Turns out she really is pregnant! Oh, man! What exciting news this is that people we don’t know are having a baby we will also never know! Fantastic!

Biel’s having a baby! Jessica Biel is pregnant and expecting her first child with Justin Timberlake, multiple sources reveal in the new issue of Us Weekly. “Right now they are just enjoying the news for themselves,” one pal tells Us of the Blunderer actress, 32, and Timberlake, 33, who dated on and off for five years before getting engaged in January 2012. “They just want a happy baby.”

I am so glad that Obama’s radical, Kenyan, Illuminati alien, lizard socialist policies are over, because as soon as Republicans took control of Washington last night, a rich, white couple announced they were having a baby. lol suck it libtards! #america #freedom #tcot #vote #blessed

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Do Not Attempt To Grab Justin Timberlake’s Ass

 

Justin Timberlake took his 20/20 Experience tour to Philly on Tuesday, and since Philly is a shit hole of degenerates and drunks, of course someone would attempt to sexually assault him. You can clearly see Timberlake slap a hand away twice and give the face the hand belongs to a stare down, then he just dances away. Note: Dancing away after an attempted unwarranted sexual advance has not been shown as an effective rape prevention tool. Us here at IDLYITW suggest you contact the authorities immediately if you or someone you know is the victim of a sexual assault. But do not dance to the phone.

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Justin Timberlake Can Basically Do No Wrong

 

Whenever Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon get together its always a good time, so naturally when they performed The History Of Rap 5, they crushed it. Although, they performed a few songs that weren't actually rap songs. Did you notice that? You did? Why do always have to find the negative in everything? What's your problem, man? Gawd.

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