Justin Bieber is still living in the gated Calabasas neighborhood, and for some reason, his neighbors haven't burned his house down and carried his severed head on a pike down in the street in a parade yet. Mostly because Bieber is a unrepentant jackass who thinks laws do not apply to him. Like this weekend. TMZ reports:
Justin hosted a wild shindig at his Calabasas home for approximately 100 people including Snoop Lion. Apparently the noise was too much for some of the residents and cops were called at around 1 am. We're told the L.A. County Sheriff's Deputies spoke to someone inside, told them to keep the noise down and left. The noise didn't stop. At around 3 am Justin's next door neighbor — the guy who Justin allegedly spit on during a prior altercation — called again and deputies came out a second time. The neighbor tells TMZ cops told him they smelled marijuana inside but left without arresting anyone. At 5:30 am the neighbor couldn't take it anymore … deputies came out a third time and he filed a police report against Justin for disturbing the peace. The cops will write a full report and then decide whether to send it on the L.A. County DA for possible prosecution.
If any of Bieber's neighbors are reading this, ummm, what's the hold up? Just put some hookers and some Bud Light Platinum in his front yard. Then wait. Just fyi, the aorta runs the entire length of the torso.
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When the Brazilian woman, Tati Neves, posted the video of Justin Bieber sleeping, a lot of people called her a prostitute. Then Justin Bieber's people said she wasn't a prostitute. But as it turns out, women who aren't prostitutes don't pose naked in a magazine where men can order vagina. See the VERY NSFW pics over at Egotastic. They also wrote words which you probably won't read:
Sure, call Internet media the scourge of modern culture, I'll tell you that the good dirt that used to take months to uncover, if not entirely swept under the rug, are now out in the brilliant sunshine within hours, if not minutes. Take for instance Tati Neves, the Brazilian lady of the evening who made herself infamous today by posting a cell phone video she shot of Justin Bieber sleeping after their post-brothel tet-a-tet. Next thing you know we're finding out who Tati is, seeing her bikini photos on Facebook, and in short order, checking out her entirely nekkid form in Private Magazine from Latin America, a gentleman's magazine of the vajayjay order. Now, I don't suspect The Devil's Midget will be getting a tattoo reminder of this particular incident, but I do know that these photos at least put to rest all the 'bet she had a penis' jokes we've been receiving. At least for now. Enjoy.
Oh, well. RIP Tati. Beliebers don't know who you are. They don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you they don't have money. But what they do have are a very particular set of skills; skills they have acquired over Justin's career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you kill yourself go now, that'll be the end of it. They will not look for you, they will not pursue you. But if you don't, they will look for you, they will find you, and they will tweet mean things to you with hashtags and a lot of misspelled words.
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So, remember all the Brazilian prostitutes Justin Bieber was banging? Well, one of them managed to sneak in her phone. Probably the most shocking thing about this video is that he doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
I guess he's still trying to bang away the pain of Selena Gomez leaving him, because Justin Bieber is now banging every brown hooker he can throw money at while on tour (see pics of the daring escape here). Good times. Page Six reports:
Justin Bieber tried to sneak out of a brothel in Brazil while covered in a sheet Friday — but photographers caught him red-handed. The 19-year-old pop star and a friend spent more than three hours in the popular whorehouse Centauros in Rio de Janeiro — before leaving with two women, sources said. He jumped into the back seat of a car while the women, who covered their faces, were put in SUVs and escorted back to his hotel. Bieber’s security team covered him with a bedsheet bearing the sex den’s logo as he walked out of the establishment — and one of his handlers sprayed photographers with water, demanding they stop snapping, sources said. The fotogs, who had been tipped off about Bieber’s visit to the whorehouse, confirmed it was the singer through his security team. The Biebs was also identified by his gray wraparound wrist tattoo, which is visible in some photos, and his signature sneakers, sources said. Bieber was later kicked out of the hotel for breaking rules, the Brazilian news Web site EGO reported. But another source insisted that Bieber left because hordes of fans mobbed the place, a creating a “security issue.’’ Sources at the hotel claimed he and his crew had for days been partying, doing drugs and disturbing people, according to EGO…..
Bieber’s trip to the brothel comes after he allegedly spent the night with a hooker in Panama last week, the Panamanian newspaper Cronicas reported. A prostitute told the paper that Biebs paid her $500 for sex after the two met at a nightclub in Panama City. He took her back to his hotel room and the two smoked weed, she told the paper. After the sex, he returned her to the club, where she met back up with friends, she said.
We really can't be sure if he had sex with any hookers, because this is all circumstantial and speculative of course. He probably made them recite lines from Wizards Of Waverly Place while jerked off a cried. And then they painted each others toenails or something. Then maybe they braided a pony's hair. Then Justin made them watch while he did ten pushups. Whoa, ten?! Such a big boy!
Because he's not content on just be a regular douche, Justin Bieber is raising his douche game by spray painting bunnies on walls because he thinks that's art. E! reports:
On Thursday, Oct. 31, the 19-year-old pop star Instagrammed pictures of his art tagged on buildings. The Biebs himself could be seen practicing his "street art" (aka his "new hobby") wearing sneakers, saggy pants, a hoodie and a baseball cap. In one picture, Justin is shown tagging "RIP PAC" on a concrete wall. It is unclear whether he was memorializing Tupac Shakur, the pet hamster he named in the late rapper's honor, or both. The "Believe" singer's partner in crime for the evening was R&B singer Khalil. The former Def Jam artist Instagrammed a picture of "Me & Bizzle trying something new" which, amusingly, shows a cop car—flashing lights on—just around the corner.
We can call what Banksy does art if you want, but it's still just some dude with some stencils and cans of spray paint. But when you're an insulated 19-year old who probably needs to cut up prostitutes to feel alive, you might think defacing private property is pretty dope. I heard one time Bieber cut his finger trying to open some spray paint then his bodyguards beat up the can and told it it better recognize a real nigga. Bieber nodded while he finished the rest of his sippy cup.
Here's Justin Bieber posing on Instagram with his trainer. You may have seen this picture on Facebook. They used it for the 10-year old boy who is on HGH.
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Of course Justin Bieber went to fashion week, because besides being a wigger, he's also effiminate with a leopard print car. But it looks like his testosterone shots are starting to work, because he showed up with what some people are calling a mustache. Not sure why he thought this was a good idea, but maybe it was a practical decision. For instance, he wants hostesses to stop giving him crayons when he's seated or he wants Michael Jackson's ghost to stop coming in his room at night.
Still not sure why Justin Bieber is still allowed in clubs that aren't The Viper Room (Google it, kids) , but he was again in a club in Canada where some dude tried to attack him after Bieber's bodyguards took off his floaties and let him go in the deep end of the club. But, you know, Bieber has really muscular nannies. TMZ reports:
Justin Bieber was bum rushed in a Canadian nightclub by an over eager partier who tried in vain to tackle him. It all went down at 3 am today at a Toronto nightclub. Sources on scene tell us JB left his safe VIP section to mingle with the regular folk — and that's when a male clubgoer charged at him, got hold of his shirt (which he was wearing) and attempted to take him down, but failed. In the pics … you can see security rushed in stat (below) and managed to pull the guy off Bieber — successfully taking him to the ground. In the midst of the chaos we're told JB was seen trying to defend himself, unleashing a fury of kicks.
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Not sure if you heard or not, but Miley Cyrus enjoys twerking a great deal. And Justin Bieber enjoys being a wigger. So what better two people to record a song about dancing in a club with lyrics they had to look up on Urban Dictionary, than two rich, white people with bodyguards who live in gated communities? I don't think this is what Martin Luther King Jr. had it mind.