Justin Bieber Is Banging Nicola Peltz Now
Justin Bieber Is Banging Nicola Peltz Now


Don’t know if Hailey Baldwin knows about this or not, but Justin Bieber apparently went on a date with Nicole Peltz. She was Megan Fox’s replacement in that one Transformers movie with Mark Wahlberg. By all accounts she’s a nightmare of a human being who is basically despised by almost everyone who knows her. Let’s found out more, shall we? (via ONTD)

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Justin Bieber Was Walking Around Boston Barefoot, Is Doing Super Great
Justin Bieber Was Walking Around Boston Barefoot, Is Doing Super Great


As a fellow human, you really don’t want every horrible thing in the world to happen to Justin Bieber, but he kinda makes it easy with all the stupid shit he does (banner pic included, also LOL ). Selena Gomez has long been tired of his ass, so I guess he has to take comfort in the land of assholes: Boston. 

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What’s Your Deal, Justin Bieber?
 

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Last time I had to check on Justin Bieber he was dating the other Baldwin chick and still being an asshole.  The last time I had to check on Selena Gomez being asked about Bieber, she shut it down. So who knows why Bieber posted this pic to Instagram yesterday. He’s been making duck faces with Marilyn Manson lately, so life probably isn’t going so well. People say suicide is selfish, but Bieber should keep his options open. No need to limit himself. 



I feel you, though.

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Justin Bieber Thought He Would Try Ariana Grande, It Didn’t End Well
Justin Bieber Thought He Would Try Ariana Grande, It Didn’t End Well



Justin Bieber is supposedly dating the other Baldwin girl from the other Baldwin guy, but ask yourself, can a man truly be at fault when he tries to penetrate Ariana Grande? Let’s not rush to judgement.

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Justin Bieber Tried To Climb An Ancient Mayan Ruin Naked, Got Kicked Out
Justin Bieber Tried To Climb An Ancient Mayan Ruin Naked, Got Kicked Out


“If God’s for me, who can be against me? That’s helped me in a lot of situations where I feel judged.” – Justin Bieber, Complex Magazine (September 2015)

The star was reportedly kicked out of a Mexican archeological site yesterday after allegedly stripping off and trying to climb one of its off-limits ruins. Justin, 21, was asked to leave the ancient Mayan fortress of Tulum on Thursday afternoon after a row over his behaviour. Adriana Velazquez, director of the National Institute of Anthropology and History (INAH) which is responsible for managing the country’s archaeological sites, told a local news agency his bodyguards got into an argument with site security guards after he tried to climb the ruin.

How did this story start? Probably like most stories like this start.

The report indicates the first incident occurred when the singer “tried to enter with a beer in his hand,” the paper said. “He was prevented from doing so and after getting rid of his drink, he entered with his four companions. “However on the first structure he pulled his underpants down, leading to INAH personnel asking him to leave the area without concluding his visit. “The young man is said to have threatened and insulted the INAH workers and police were even called although their intervention wasn’t finally necessary.”

Wait, these people expect me to believe Bieber is a unrepentant and insufferable douchebag? Get out. 

Local newspaper Sipse, describing the singer’s behaviour as “inappropriate” said he was invited to leave after leaving roped-off public areas and causing potential damage to the ruins by entering restricted areas. It said: “The singer ignored the signs and decided to climb onto platforms and restricted areas. “He was asked to desist and after repeating his behaviour, he was invited to leave the area escorted by security guards.”

I don’t know. This was in Mexico. Maybe it was some sort of retaliation against Selena Gomez. Bieber is racist against Mexicans now. This is the only way to explain this. He also kicks little children I heard. Call me, Selena.


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Selena Gomez Is “So Beyond Done” With Justin Bieber



New year, new Selena Gomez. Not sure if 2016 Selena Gomez still has Lupus or not. But based on her interview with Rolling Stone, we definitely know what 2016 Selena Gomez doesn’t have: Fucks to give about Justin Bieber. 

Recently, we saw an Instagram video of Justin Bieber singing to you just before the American Music Awards. What is happening there, and what is it like to have the world see that?

Well, I am sorry, first of all. And honestly, what I would love to be printed is that I am so beyond done with talking about that, and him.

Well, damn. Does this mean we can’t talk about his new hair? I’d like to talk about his hair. Why can’t we talk about his hair? What’s your problem? 


 

Hailey made me get corn rows like an absolute douche bag, these will be off tomorrow trust me Danny

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Selena > Hailey.


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Justin Bieber Is Banging A Baldwin



Justin Bieber is banging Stephen Baldwin’s daughter. What a time to be alive.

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin aren’t hiding their relationship … at least around their closest 200 friends. Justin and Hailey were making out for everyone to see at a New Year’s Eve party thrown by Richie Akiva at a villa in St. Barts.  Akiva, a big-time nightclub guy, had a bunch of people over at his party, Justin performed and they were sucking face for everyone to see at the bar. We’re told this isn’t the first time the two have locked lips.

I guess Hailey Baldwin isn’t the most Down-er Syndrome looking Baldwin chick, so that’s a plus. Ireland Baldwin is pretty much hit or miss. I can’t speak for Justin Bieber’s penis, but its probably checking Selena Gomez’s Instagram right now and writing a poem. 


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Adriana Lima Says She Never Banged Justin Bieber

Two weeks after Adria Lima announced her split from her Serbia basketball player husband, she was at party at 1 Oak where she took a picture with Justin Bieber. Even though it’s possible Lima thought she was supporting the LBGT by taking a pic with a transgender man, people apparently thought they hooked up. They didn’t.

Adriana Lima joined Andy Cohen on the Watch What Happens Live couch to address year-old rumors of an unexpected fling between the Brazilian beauty and the younger pop star. “I read somewhere that you and Justin Bieber hung out,” Cohen pried. “Did you two ever date?”…Regardless, Lima held her ground during the interview Thursday night, debunking the allegations with insight into her sound requirements for dating. “Anybody below 6-foot-7, you know how I call them? Friends,” she said

Well, damn. Adriana  is cold-blooded. Makes sense because she was probably built and designed in a lab to sell lingerie to women who think it’ll make them look like that.


Shout out to Bieber tho:


 

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Justin Bieber Wants To Fight Ronda Rousey
Justin Bieber Wants To Fight Ronda Rousey


In addition to his hat appearing on Today this morning to be a stark reminder to Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber finally sorta, kinda got around to apologizing to Ronda Rousey for dissing her sister at the Cannes Film Festival. (via TMZ)

Bieber sat down with Entertainment Tonight and was asked about Ronda’s beef — which she claims started when he refused to take a picture with her sister at the Cannes Film Festival.  “I guess, supposedly, she asked for a picture with her sister or something, and I guess I said no?” Bieber said … “But I don’t remember this happening so, Ronda, I’m sorry. Don’t kick my ass!”

Then, well, he kept talking.

Wrong … because moments later, Justin was asked if there was anything he’d like to improve on outside of music — and he WENT IN on Rousey! “I would like to get better at boxing … did you see Ronda Rousey? She got knocked out cold! Oh my God, she got knocked out so bad. Yeah no, she got pummeled.”

Everything Bieber said in that last part is factually correct, but I hope after Ronda Rousey spends that Roadhouse advance on reconstructing her face, and replacing the soul Holly Holm sidekicked out of her body before she even hit the ground, responds to this. Hopefully not with the thing Stephen Hawking uses. It’s important to note that Bieber and Floyd Mayweather are Netflix and chill buddies, so maybe Bieber is trying to start some kind of proxy war. Thanks, Obama.


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Bieber’s New Song Is Begging For Selena Gomez

Three days ago, Justin Bieber went on Ellen and said he and Selena Gomez would probably get back together. Two days ago, Selena Gomez was seen holding hands with some dude named Samuel Krost. Also, this happened in August. Well, Bieber’s new album, Purpose, leaked early and one of the songs is called “No Pressure”. Here’s the lyrics. It reads like something a chick is ignoring on Tinder.

“You don’t gotta answer none of my calls
I’m believin’ you’ll pick up one day
I don’t wanna add to your pain at all
I’m praying that time makes a change in your life
I’m realizing how much you made a change in my life
And I don’t wanna spend it with nobody else
Hear me…?
Don’t nobody deserve myself
Oh no, baby what I’m saying is

You ain’t gotta make your mind up
You ain’t gotta make your mind up right now
Right now, don’t rush, no pressure
You ain’t gotta make your mind up
You ain’t gotta make your mind up right now
Calm down, don’t rush, no pressure

In his defense, Justin Bieber tried to party with Jose Canseco’s hot ass daughter then immediately got friend zoned, so he might have to try a new strategy. Not begging might work. Or not being an asshole. If you can’t handle Selena at her Lupus chemotherapy weight, you don’t deserve her at her not Lupus chemotherapy weight. If that’s an actual thing. I’m still not sure that’s a thing. Sounds made up.

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