Marilyn Manson Called Justin Bieber A “Piece Of Shit”
Marilyn Manson Called Justin Bieber A “Piece Of Shit”

 

Justin Bieber is a douche and Marilyn Manson has an album to promote, so it’s time to rehash some stuff from last year to show once again that Bieber is a douche while simultaneously getting Manson’s name back in the news. SEE HOW THIS WORKS, KIDS?! Here’s your setup:

Last summer, a repurposed Manson t-shirt featuring the phrase “Bigger Than Satan … Bieber” was sold for $195 at luxury retailer Barneys. At the time, the t-shirt’s designer, Fear of God, was adamant that Manson had given him and Bieber permission to “reinterpret” the original image. However, in a forthcoming interview with Consequence of Sound, Manson offers a different account. Manson says that when he first met Bieber “he was [already] wearing the shirt that had his name on my shirt, and he said to me, ‘I made you relevant again.’” “Bad mistake to say to me,” Manson adds.

Here’s your payoff:

Manson says he eventually “took all the proceeds from those shirts from him. They didn’t even fight, they were just like, ‘yea, we already know, we did wrong, so here’s the money.’ “He was a real piece of shit in the way he had the arrogance to say that,” Manson says of Bieber. “He was a real touchy-feely guy, too, like, ‘yo yo bro!’ and touches you when he’s talking. I’m like, you need to stand down, you’re dick height on me, ok? (laughs) Alright? So stand down, son.

Bieber’s pastor will probably quote him a scripture about how Jesus was also persecuted then ask for a donation, but I’m only posting this story so I can put up the only Marilyn Manson pics that matter. Enjoy.

 

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Mayweather And Justin Bieber Broke Up
Mayweather And Justin Bieber Broke Up

 

Justin Bieber and Floyd Mayweather, Jr. was one of the greatest romances of this decade, but Bieber is in a relationship with Jesus now, and Jesus doesn’t like when you’re spending money on strip clubs when you can be throwing money at him. Apparently, the people at Hillsong Church have been “counseling” Bieber, which is church talk for “separating you from your friends and family”. Mayweather hasn’t taken it well. Type “amen”.

We’re told church pastors did not single out Floyd as a bad influence, but Justin decided on his own he needed some distance. Our sources say Justin didn’t want a clean break from Floyd, he just wanted to “reset boundaries” … walling himself off from things like Floyd’s obsession with strip clubs. Justin unfollowed Floyd on Instagram as part of the resetting of boundaries, and our sources say Floyd went “insane, nuclear.” He lashed out at Justin, called him a “traitor” because Floyd had stuck with Justin during his meltdown when everyone was attacking Bieber. Sources connected with Floyd say the boxer continues to be incensed at Justin … screaming incensed.

So, two things can happen here. They makeup, or Mayweather looks at Conor McGregor and see’s Bieber’s face then McGregor has to eat through a straw from the rest of his life and becomes a famous artist who paints with his left foot.  In the last instance, people can legitimately say Jesus was responsible.

 

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Justin Bieber Ran Over A Dude Outside A Church With His Monster Truck
Justin Bieber Ran Over A Dude Outside A Church With His Monster Truck

 

Justin Bieber has once again returned to our Lord and savior Jesus Christ, so he went to church in Beverly Hills last night. When he left, the sea did not part and he ran over a photographer.

Justin was leaving the Saban Theater, where he’d been worshipping at a City Church event. He climbed into his monster pickup truck as photogs scrambled around the vehicle, and when he gunned it to pull away … hit the man. It’s pretty clear in the video … Justin’s front right side tire hits, or rolls over, the paparazzo.

But do not despair. Justin laid hands upon the man and he was saved (by medical professionals when they arrived).

Justin did not flee the scene and, in fact, stopped as soon as other photogs pointed out what had happened. Bieber stayed right by the man’s side for roughly 8 to 10 minutes until paramedics and police arrived.

It should be obvious to anyone that the power of Christ was flowing through Justin last night. He did not choose to become a vessel for the Lord, the Lord chose him to run over a non-believer in order to preach to him or whatever dumbass reason people believe their imaginary friend made something happen but really didn’t. If this offends you, I am deeply sorry. Please type “amen” in the comments to receive a full refund of your subscription fee.

 

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Justin Bieber Is Very Graceful

Justin Bieber went on a hike yesterday in Los Angeles. These are pictures of him falling and busting his ass. This is the second time this has happened this year. Why you gotta tease us like that, 2016? We know what you’re capable of, dude. Step your damn game up. Look at all those rocks in these pictures. You can’t give us one subdural hematoma? Fuck you, buddy.

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Justin Bieber Punched A Fan In The Face
Justin Bieber Punched A Fan In The Face

 

Spain is one of the countries that Justin Bieber is still allowed to enter, so he was in Barcelona when some dude touched Justin Bieber. Just not the way he envisioned it on his vision board.

The Biebs was in Barcelona, driving to perform Tuesday night, when a guy ran up to the car and stuck his hand in the window to touch him. Bieber responded with a quick jab to the face. The guy ended up a bloody mess as he and his friends reacted in shock.

I give Bieber a lot of shit, because everyone should and its fun, but I’m not entirely sure why Barcelona dude’s friends “reacted in shock”. Bieber ain’t the Pope. You can try to touch him, but you won’t get blessed. If we really wanted to shock his friends, we’d tell them that Alexander Hamilton hated illegal immigrants and wanted to put protestors on prison.

 

Here’s  Selena Gomez again for obvious reasons:

 

 

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DO NOT SCREAM AT A JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT WHEN HE’S SPEAKING
DO NOT SCREAM AT A JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT WHEN HE’S SPEAKING


“Hands up, please shoot. W” – black guys in the back


Justin Bieber had a concert in Birmingham, England concert on Monday night, and asked his fans to stop screaming because “I don’t feel like I’m being heard sometimes”. Jesus fucking Christ, dude.

“I get it, it’s been in our blood and it’s ingrained — you go to a concert and you scream and stuff,” he said. “But if you could just scream after the song, enjoy the song, and then take a chill pill for a second and listen to me speak. I don’t feel like I’m being heard sometimes, and it gets a little frustrating. When I’m speaking, can you guys not scream at the top of your lungs?”

PSA: They didn’t pay to hear you talk.

After the yells had died down a bit, Bieber then told the crowd about how he’s had a hard time being away from his friends and family while on the road.

PSA: They didn’t pay to be part of your therapy session.

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Justin Bieber And Sofia Richie Split
Justin Bieber And Sofia Richie Split


It’s hard to believe that a 22-year old douche and an 18-year old who was 17-years old last month were unable to find lasting and committed love like in olden times when gender roles and the success of the dairy farm depended on it, but Justin Bieber and Sofia Richie have broken up. 

Justin Bieber and Sofia Richie’s relationship has fizzled, and they’re moving on to see other people … TMZ has learned. Sources connected to them tell us Justin and Sofia were never all that serious to begin with — despite vacationing together in Mexico for her 18th birthday. They haven’t been seen together in public since then, and we’re told they haven’t been talking much lately. 

Whatever this was made Selena Gomez lose her damn mind on Instagram for a quick minute, and Bieber was seen out with this drunk ass chick while he and Richie were supposedly dating, but that’s pretty much all the drama this relationship gave us. Thanks for nothing, guys! Way to help me out!

Also, I had to go on Sofia Richie’s Instagram to find that banner pic, and while I was there I saw this. Little weird, right? Looks weird. Lionel Richie also kinda looks like Blake Griffin wearing a Lionel Richie disguise. That’s also weird.

"Cover it up"

A photo posted by Sofia Richie (@sofiarichie) on


banner pic = Instagram

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This Is Justin Bieber’s New Girlfriend

Not sure what happened with the Selena Gomez of lesser value coupon, but WENN says this is Justin Bieber‘s “rumored girlfriend Bronte Blampied“. Her name sounds like a Harry Potter teacher. Apparently she’s friends with Sofia Richie, and Bieber seems like the dude who would fuck his girlfriend’s friend. She’s some type of model and here’s her Instagram. From what I can tell she does a lot of modeling with her head down. I kept scrolling and found out that’s probably for the best. 

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Justin Bieber Deleted His Instagram Because Selena Gomez Was Hatin
Justin Bieber Deleted His Instagram Because Selena Gomez Was Hatin


When you have psychotic fans and post pics of your 17-year old girlfriend, you might run into some issues in the comment section. Justin Bieber‘s biggest issue was Selena Gomez

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Justin Bieber Is Dating Lionel Richie’s 17-Year Old Daughter Now, Guys
 

A photo posted by Sofia Richie (@sofiarichie) on



Is it sexist that I said “Lionel Richie’s daughter” instead of “Sofia Richie“? Do any you know who Sofia Richie is where you would have been like, “yeah, Sofia Richie, she’s famous for being Lionel Richie’s daughter much like he stepsister”? No? Ok, ket’s move on. Justin Bieber knows who she is, obviously. 

Justin Bieber’s latest companion is a 17-year-old music legacy. The pop star and Sofia Richie, the daughter of iconic crooner Lionel Richie and his ex-wife Diana, have spent five days straight together, a source tells PEOPLE. Bieber and Richie – who will celebrate her 18th birthday later this month – hung out in Laguna Beach and the singer’s Toluca Lake house on Wednesday, going on a hike before jetting off to Japan, the insider says, where Bieber, 22, has two Purpose World Tour shows this weekend.

Man, People really wanted you to know she turns 18 in two weeks so this doesn’t sound too weird. I’m posting Ariel Winter pics later, so that leaves me with not much to say about this. If I was Bieber, I woulda stayed with this myself. I can stay with it know if that’s cool with her. No pressure. If she hasn’t watched Stranger Things we could do that for sure. 


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