‘Justice League’ Had A Premiere
‘Justice League’ Had A Premiere

 

Bless their hearts. People who were involved in Justice League held a red carpet premiere in Hollywood last night. It’d be cool to know how good the movie is like we did a week before Wonder Woman came out, but Rotten Tomatoes is delaying the reveal of this movie’s score. Fun fact: Warner Bros owns Rotten Tomatoes. So I guess they’re not trying to self own themselves before the movie actually comes out. Anyway, Gal Gadot looked hot as hell. Amber Heard looked hot as hell kinda. Ray Fisher just looks happy to be there. Enjoy before DC fans attack critics on Twitter and tell you that you don’t understand Snyder’s vision.

 

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Here’s The ‘Justice League’ Photocall, But It’s Mostly Just Gal Gadot
Here’s The ‘Justice League’ Photocall, But It’s Mostly Just Gal Gadot

 

Despite Man Of Steel, Batman v Superman, and Suicide Squad, for some reason Warner Bros. and DC decided to make Justice League. Then they decided to drop it between Thor: Ragnarok and Star Wars: The Last Jedi ensuring it will make most of it’s money in China and from DC stans who go see it six times so they try to convince themselves it doesn’t suck. It will. I’m sorry this happened to you again. But the cast had a photocall over the weekend and they don’t look completely miserable, so here’s some pictures of them. As stated in the headline, it’s mostly pictures of Gal Gadot, because obviously she’s the best thing about the DCEU so far.

 

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‘Justice League’ Is 121 Minutes Long
‘Justice League’ Is 121 Minutes Long

 

In what might be the greatest DC news I’ve ever read, Justice League has an official runtime of two hours and one minute. Take it away, Manabyte!

Yesterday I posted how a reliable source let me know that theaters were informed this week, by Warner Brothers, that the final runtime for Justice League was 121mins (or 2 hours, 1 minute). After a day full of harassment from toxic fans who didn’t want to believe the movie wasn’t three hours long, I’ve received more confirmation that the runtime is in fact 121 min.

He then confirmed it. Of course, since DC is very smart and has their finger on the pulse of how to make truly great superhero movies, you really want your shortest movie to date to be the one where you introduce three new characters and another villain. I know, I know, these characters were introduced in an email attachment lol I forgot.

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‘Justice League’ Has A New Poster
‘Justice League’ Has A New Poster

 

We have a little less than a month before Justice League is hits theaters because they’d rather drop it on a random day in November than compete with Star Wars: The Last Jedi. I hope this CGI dumpster fire makes it’s budget back before December 15. You already know it’s gonna be a damn mess, because as we’ve seen with the other three DCEU movies, they have no idea what they’re doing. Just take the poster. This will be the first live-action movie of the Justice League ever and Superman isn’t even on the poster. Fucking superman. But Black Terminator is. And Batman looks like a dude at Comic Con. It looks like the studio saw the final cut then decided to cut off the marketing budget. Hopefully Superman really is dead so he won’t have to be involved in this.

 

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‘Justice League’ Has A New Trailer. LOL.
‘Justice League’ Has A New Trailer. LOL.

 

After the last trailer, I thought DC would just hope we’d forget it and decide to never speak of it again then say the movie got lost or something, but a new Justice League trailer dropped this weekend. They’ve finally gone full on Joel Schumacher. At least Suicide Squad tricked us into thinking it would be a good movie by having badass trailers. I didn’t even have the strength to yawn after this. If you’re into CGI that doesn’t look finished, A LIGHTER TONE, lots of smiling, and DC shitting on David Bowie’s grave, you’re gonna love this piece of shit.

 

 

Here’s Gal Gadot last weekend doing and not doing SNL:

 

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‘Justice League’ Is Having Extensive Reshoots. Great.
‘Justice League’ Is Having Extensive Reshoots. Great.

 

Every DC movie so far has been a cinematic masterpiece, and if you don’t think so, then you’re just either a Marvel shill or you just don’t understand great movies. Suicide Squad made more money than The Godfather, so you know it’s better. Wonder Woman’s boyfriend saved everyone from dying at the end of Wonder Woman, so if you don’t think little girls will look up to that, then you just don’t understand feminism and you probably hate women. Little girls literally had no female role models to look up to before Wonder Woman, so I hope you think about them before you trash that movie. Justice League is going to be a masterpiece as well, and you’re a hater if you don’t realize that. It’s so great already they’re doing a bunch of reshoots and pissing off the cast. Tell us about it Variety!

The studio, which had no comment on the scheduling trouble, is spending approximately $25 million on extensive reshoots that have dragged on for roughly two months in London and Los Angeles, according to multiple insiders…It’s standard for big Hollywood movies to schedule a few weeks of pick-up work, but the cost and time allotted to the work on “Justice League” is raising some eyebrows. Reshoots, or additional photography, to use the preferred studio nomenclature, traditionally cost between $6 million and $10 million, and rarely have to juggle so many competing schedules. They typically last a week or two.

Nice. Sounds like they really know what they’re doing. Also, check the end credits for the person who worked on Henry Cavill’s mustache.

Cavill’s issues are even more thorny. “Justice League’s” Man of Steel had expected to be able to finish shooting the sixth “Mission: Impossible” film before needing to don Superman’s spandex again. That has not been the case, however, as the new scenes that are being shot have required him to jump back and forth from each production. Because of this, a mustache he grew for his character in the “Mission: Impossible” sequel will have to be digitally removed in post-production. Paramount, which is distributing the “Mission: Impossible” sequel, would not allow Cavill to shave the facial hair while production was taking place.

Why can’t Superman have a mustache? Superman is sad and depressing and the whole world hates him, so a mustache would really show that visually. Why the mustache-shaming? Also, what has Joss Whedon been doing? Joss Whedon things, of course.

Then there is the question of crediting. Joss Whedon has now spent months overseeing the project, but he will not receive a co-directing credit, according to an insider….Sources say “Justice League” reshoots have been used to punch up the dialogue. Whedon, the director of “The Avengers,” is well respected for his ability to create memorably wry exchanges between his characters. The set pieces Snyder shot are said to be usable, but Whedon has been working on “connective tissue” that was needed to link sequences.

It’s always comforting to hear that the footage the original director of a $300M movie be described as “usable”, but if Joss Whedon is on board, that means funny quips! Big fun! Banter! Just what you want in your dark tone that’s no way supposed to be like Marvel in any way. If this movie doesn’t get at least 95% on Rotten Tomatoes, fans should riot in the street.

 

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‘Justice League’ Is Three Hours Long
‘Justice League’ Is Three Hours Long

 

If you were worried you’d suffer in silence through a ridiculously long  Justice League  because Zack Snyder is out here thinking he’s Peter Jackson, sorry. Shit’s gonna be long.

IMDb has listed Justice League‘s runtime as 170 minutes or 2 hours 50 minutes. That’s a good 20 minutes longer than Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice‘s theatrical cut which came in at a little more than two-and-a-half hours.

Zack Snyder claims this is just the “first cut” and The Wrap seems pretty confident it’s not since their “individual with close knowledge of the project” told them, The Watchmen was 163 minutes and Batman vs Superman was 151 and they had to add 30 mins to the “Ultimate Cut” for the movie to kinda make sense. So yeah, Justice League probably won’t be 170 minutes. It’ll be like 165 minutes. 45 minutes of that will be Snyder’s usual slo mo bukkakke and 50 minutes will probably the theater blowing on the cartridge because the video game is skipping.

 

 

The cast (minus Gal Gadot) showed up at CinemaCon. They look like they each got a different dress code in their invites.

 

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‘Justice League’ Took A Pic
‘Justice League’ Took A Pic

 

If Warner Bros. and DC spent as much time on developing a script as they did on advertising and reshoots and trying to explain their movies after the fact, they might make good movies that also make a lot of money. But for now, they’re just pretty much content with putting out garbage and making money. They’re basically McDonald’s and Starbucks. But I get it, DC movies are “dark and edgy” and I just don’t understand them. Ok, bro. And since they’re so dark and edgy, The Justice League dropped a new cast pic in the latest issue of USA Today. If you’ve never heard of it, it’s a publication known for being dark and edgy. You probably wouldn’t understand it. You can see the hi-res pic here if you want. Brace yourself, it’s pretty dark and edgy.

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Here’s Amber Heard As Mera In ‘Justice League’
Here’s Amber Heard As Mera In ‘Justice League’




Only a year to go until Justice League is gets at 23% on Rotten Tomatoes, so in the meantime, here’s the first look at Amber Heard as Mera in said movie thanks to IGN. Cool. Did you look at the pic? Great. Let’s move on with our lives.


#tbt


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Amber Heard Is Aquaman’s Wife
Amber Heard Is Aquaman’s Wife


Since comic book movies don’t really need actual actors, Amber Heard confirmed she’ll be playing Drogo’s Aquaman‘s wife, Mera, in The Justice League Part One next year and in the Aquaman flick in 2018. She also talked about the costume. Pretty exciting stuff! Not really!

“It’s interesting. It’s like, half suit of armor, half scales,” Heard revealed. “It’s strange… We’re in the process of building it now, so it’s coming along.”

Google told me that Mera and her costume look like this, and my immediate reaction was to wonder why Karen Gillan didn’t get call.  I was gonna say Jessica Chastain, but she would probably say lol then let it go to voicemail. Then say lol again. Basically because this movie is being made for people who do this.  They would have casted Johnny Depp, but I think Warner Bros. wants this to make money.



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