It’s Julianne Hough’s Abs Again

I realize I’m posting two white girls in a row on MLK Day, but we’ve made enough progress that I can look at these and not get shot, so hopefully MLK would appreciate this. That being said, here’s Julianne Hough leaving the ab place again where I assume she just works out her abs and butt. This building looks pretty secret. Ashley Graham probably doesn’t know where this building is.

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Julianne Hough & Nina Dobrev Put Their Naked Asses On Instagram

Full moons!

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Julianne Hough is on vacation in Idaho, and although I’m not sure why anyone would vacation in Idaho, Nina Dobrev is also there, and Idaho is the place where somebody too pictures of their naked ass for Instagram. So shoutout to Idaho. I guess it’s kind hard to see, but we know what Julianne Hough’s ass looks like. And we know what Nina Dobrev’s hot ass looks like, so figure the rest out. I have a rule against eating at buffets. You get where I’m going with this, don’t be dumb. 


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Julianne Hough Really Loves Running

White people like to run in large groups for fun, because they have no natural predators except movements that threaten the status quo, but I don’t think that’s why Julianne Hough is running. She’s running because thats the price you pay for tight ass abs and even a tighter ass. That’s why you’ll never see Amy Schumer running unless they make a Burger King Go game. Calories. Catch ’em all. 

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Julianne Hough’s Vacation Is Going Great
Julianne Hough’s Vacation Is Going Great



Julianne Hough is on vacation right now with her sister and several blonde chicks who all look alike, and the highlight so far is her sister puking out her soul off a boat. 

When you get so annoyed that paparazzi found you on vacation but then kind of get excited that they captured this moment! I’m a good sister, I videoed the whole thing…. @katherineh82 @shareewise @paintvalues all got sooooooooooooooooooooooooo sea sick! @marabethpoole and I felt so bad for them! #msl #sissysquad #plusmom #hydrate #forreal

“Sea sick”, huh? That looks like a Belgian wheat to me. 


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Bindi Irwin Farted On ‘DWTS’
Bindi Irwin Farted On ‘DWTS’


Bindi Irwin is The Crocodile Hunter’s daughter, so I guess that means she’s a star or something, so she’s on Dancing With The Stars. Her and her partner, Derek Hough, found out they were safe last night but nobody on the stage was safe from whatever it was that came out of her ass. Maybe it was for the best her dad got killed by a stingray.



 Here’s Derek Hough’s hot sister on Halloween.


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Julianne Hough Did Blackface For Halloween

The only thing I really know about Julianne Hough is that her ass looks fantastic in yoga pants and sometimes she beards for Ryan Seacrest when she's not making horrible movies in her spare time. She's also apparently a huge fan of Orange Is The New Black, and decided to go as one of the characters to a Halloween party this weekend and GOOD GOD MAN WHY?! Cue the words that she should have said before she thought to wear this costume:

I am a huge fan of the show Orange is the New black, actress Uzo Aduba, and the character she has created. It certainly was never my intention to be disrespectful or demeaning to anyone in any way. I realize my costume hurt and offended people and I truly apologize.

I'm not sure why anybody has to say this in 2013, but if you're white and are on the fence about doing blackface, take a hard pass. Hard pass. Nothing good will come of it unless you're about to tap dance and oh god that was racist. I mean, don't do blackface unless you're going as a mammy and are confused about childbirth. Shit. Look, don't even say blackface.

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Julianne Hough Went To The Gym Again

It's a day of the week, so that means Julianne Hough took her hot ass to the gym (hint: it's hot because she goes to the gym a lot). I'm just gonna go ahead and post these, because if I look at them too much longer I'll start picking out baby names. I want to teach her how to Duggar.

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BREAKING: Julianne Hough Isn’t In Yoga Pants

The Internet would like you to believe that Julianne Hough only leaves her house to go to the gym or shop for yoga pants, but apparently QVC can make her put on a dress. I like dresses. I can only wear them in my house, because the world isn't ready to handle my truth. Excuse my beauty.

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I Forgot About Julianne Hough

Somwehow I missed Julianne Hough in my Emmys post, because I guess I didn't recognize her without yoga pants. So to make up for that, here she is in the dress. I like to pretend she's wearing yoga pants underneath even though you can clearly see her legs. I've been watching Law & Order: SVU for like three days now and there really should be some type of yoga pants defense. What? Objection?! On what grounds?!

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Julianne Hough Seems Pleased, Links

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Lamar Odom’s Gone Rogue [The Superficial]

Lily Aldridge Is Perfection [Hollywood Tuna]

Anne Hathaway Goes On A Leggy Walk… With Her Hideous Husband [Popoholic]

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Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady House Porn [Lainey Gossip]

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Matt Bomer Responds To Crazy Fifty Shades Fans [Evil Beet Gossip]

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