Josh Hartnett Turned Down Christopher Nolan’s Offer To Play Batman

 Josh Harnett was the go-to-white guy in movies in the late 90s /early 2000s then he decided he was too good to be in Hollywood blockbusters, so now he’s on a show on Showtime where he plays a werewolf. Cool. But here’s a story he told Playboy about the time his head was so far up his own ass that he turned down Batman Begins after Christopher Nolan asked him personally. He’s playing a werewolf now, so no regrets!

I’ve definitely said no to some of the wrong people. I said no because I was tired and wanted to spend more time with my friends and family. That’s frowned upon in this industry. People don’t like being told no. I don’t like it. I learned my lesson when [writer-director] Christopher Nolan and I talked about Batman. I decided it wasn’t for me. Then he didn’t want to put me in The Prestige. They not only hired their Batman for it, they also hired my girlfriend at the time. That’s when I realized relationships were formed in the fire of that first Batman film and I should have been part of the relationship with this guy Nolan, who I felt was incredibly cool and very talented. I was so focused on not being pigeonholed and so scared of being considered only one thing as an actor. I should have thought, Well, then, work harder, man. Watching Christian Bale go on to do so many other things has been just awesome. I mean, he’s been able to overcome that. Why couldn’t I see that at the time?

Hartnett kinda paints Nolan as a revenge-fueled dick, which we’ve heard before, but in 2012 I was at a bar in Hollywood and Amanda Seyfried walked up behind me and said, “Crowded in here, huh?”. She was with Josh Hartnett who was wearing a wool beanie, an army coat, and a really big scarf. In Los Angeles. It was 75 degrees. Anyway, that’s all I got. Draw your own conclusions on his personality based on his wardrobe choices.


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Amanda Seyfried Is Banging Josh Hartnett

Amanda Seyfried‘s eyes would have come in handy in 30 Days Of Night. Us Magazine reports:

Amanda Seyfried, 26, has been seeing Josh Hartnett, 33, since January, sources tell the new Us Weekly, on stands this week. “Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they’ve just been hanging out,” says a pal of the pair, who were set up by a friend.

This site is for bad jokes and tit pictures, so I’m not trying to blow up anybody’s spot like some sites (ahem), but I could have reported on this last month when I saw Amanda Seyfried and Josh Hartnett in Village Idiot looking like they were about to fuck at any minute. Also, Amanda Seyfried’s eyes look smaller in person. Which is weird because it was really dark in there. I though owl eyes got bigger at night.

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Josh Hartnett is Suing

Earlier this month, The Daily Mirror reported that Josh Hartnett was caught on CCTV having sex with a chick in Soho’s hotel library in London. For some reason the world thinking you bang hot chicks in libraries in a bad thing.

The 30-year-old, who is about to star in a West End production of Rain Man, said through his lawyers that he is seeking damages for defamation. Hartnett is also seeking a public apology, according to the statement….The allegations are “not only untrue but a complete fabrication”, said his legal representatives, adding they were “defamatory and unsubstantiated”.

I tried to figure out why somebody would make up a story about Josh Hartnett having sex in public, because really, it’s Josh Hartnett. Who cares. If you’re gonna make up a story, go all out, man. Like Ron Howard has a private island where he breeds sex slaves for Tom Hanks. Or the time I got beat up by the Berries and Cream guy. All lies. Vicious lies I tell, ya!

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Rihanna Loves Josh Hartnett

Amid rumors that they have been dating for over a month, Rihanna has confirmed that she is currently dating actor Josh Hartnett. The pair have been spotted all over New York recently, and until now have not commented publicly on their relationship. Rihanna says:

“I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends…” “I have so fallen for him. He’s lovely,” she enthuses. “He is so hot and he is really sweet to me.”

He’s 29 and she’s 19, so I this makes sense. That’s why I only date 19 year olds. All you need is a car and some weed and you’re pretty much a greater hero than Batman.

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