Kat Dennings Is Single
Kat Dennings Is Single


I still can’t bring myself to admit the were dating in this first place, but apparently Kat Dennings and Josh Groban have split after two years. 

It was a mutual breakup,” a source shared with E! News. “They are still friends and care about each other, but it’s not the right time for them now as a couple.”

“Mutual breakup” probably means she was like “wha no I’m dating Josh Groban this can’t be right” then he was like “yeah sorry about that I’ll leave now” or something like that. No disrespect to Josh Groban and his one song that people know, but he kinda looks like he’d vote Jill Stein then tweet about how racism is bad from his condo as he watches the Trump Nationalist Army round up immigrants and hang BLM protestors. I feel that’s accurate. Anyway, this article included a quote from Josh Groban talking about their relationship in 2015.

“Humor is such a huge thing for me, so the fact that we could talk about Monty Python and all sorts of weird other things, I was like, ‘OK, yeah, we’re on the same page.'”

Ooh, Monty Python. Kat Dennings’s vagina was probably overflowing with happiness every time they discussed 70s British comedies and whatever this nerd wanted to talk about instead of handling them titties. Speaking of titties…


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Katy Perry Might Be Dating Josh Groban



Katy Perry recently split with Travis McCoy (this dude), now she’s apparently dating that one guy who sings that one song. This sounded less boring in my head. The Sun says:
KATY PERRY is reportedly dating her “most embarrassing crush” – US singer-songwriter JOSH GROBAN. The pop babe has been single since splitting with long-term beau TRAVIS MCCOY during a make-or-break festive trip to Mexico. Heartbroken Katy subsequently took a vow of celibacy and swore off men for the duration of 2009, but rumours are mounting stateside she’s found love with Josh….”They’ve been trying to keep it very low profile.” Katy recently confessed Josh was her number one crush – and her most shameful one. She said: “Who’s my most embarrassing crush? I suppose it would have to be Josh Groban. “He is actually really cute!”

Katy Perry and her bigs tits aside, Josh Groban has another song, right? I mean, he’s been raised up enough, right? He can stand on a mountain and walk a stormy sea, what more do people want? Let the man sing another song. It’s like when I go to parties, and like clockwork, all the girls line up for me to give them orgasms. Can’t you guys see I’m good at other things, too?! Like woodworking and painting serene seascapes! God, why does everything have to be about you?!

Get raised up, bitches!

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