Josh Duggar Is A Used Car Salesman Now
Josh Duggar Is A Used Car Salesman Now


“Ok, one more then I gotta pull out my megaphone. Daddy needs to get right with Jesus.”


This article is about the parable of The Prodigal Pedophile Rapist that Todd told his followers. Josh Duggar is back home in Arkansas having to sell used cars lol.

Nearly a year to the day after news broke that Duggar had inappropriately touched five underage girls when he was a teen, the former 19 Kids and Counting star appears to be rejoining the family business of restoring and selling used cars.

My favorite:

Of the residents of Tontitown, where most of the Duggars reside, the source says that “it seems like people don’t really care.”

LOL. Sorry, had to say that again. Not sure how much used cars he’s gonna have to trade for pussy, but if he puts a picture of one of the cars on Facebook and tells people to “Type amen!”, God might hook him up. My God is so amazing, He just keeps on blowing our mind. God is transitioning us. We are in the era of FAVOR, so if interested call or inbox me. SERIOUS, SERIOUS, SERIOUS, SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. Not Curious inquiries, but SERIOUS INQUIRIES.


Here’s Selena Gomez, because she seems to pair well with people who tried to use Jesus for some quick cash. 


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Josh Duggar Has Risen From Rehab
Josh Duggar Has Risen From Rehab


Pussy Killa & Zodiac Killer sharing a candid moment


Josh Duggar finger banged his sisters while they slept then his dad tried to cover it up, he dropped rent money on two Ashley Madison accounts, paid to bang a porn chick, then went to Jesus camp. While in rehab, he sold his house to himself prior to the lawsuit, got Anna Duggar pregnant for the 5th time, and settled with Danica Dillon by throwing $500,000 their fans probably donated at her and agreeing not to release information that would “prove” she was lying. Why he would do that is up for you to decide. We may never know. The Lord works in mysterious ways. Anyway, Josh is free to molest about the country. 

Josh Duggar is home.  The former 19 Kids and Counting star has left rehab, PEOPLE has confirmed. “If nothing else, this is a happy time for their kids,” a source tells PEOPLE.

Yeah, if you can’t come up with any other reason, just throw “think of children” out there. That works most of the time. I guess fuck his wife. She only shit out all the kids. Let’s not get carried away by worrying about her here. 

“I definitely have forgiven Josh. It is a process, though, that you have to work through in your heart,” Josh’s sister Jessa (Duggar) Seewald told PEOPLE exclusively. “And trust is not quickly rebuilt. It is something that takes a while. We love him very much, though, and we are very hopeful for the future.”

Any Christian who immediately forgives some shit like this is really only saying because they think that’s what Jesus wants them to do, so let’s not believe Jessa (hot ass Jessa) is doing anything except reciting a prepared script while waiting for ADT to come put a sign outside her bedroom window. 


Sorry to put you in the middle of this Sophie Turner, but you’re the #tbt that keeps on giving:


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Anna Duggar Is Pregnant Again
Anna Duggar Is Pregnant Again


Anna Duggar is pregnant with her 5th Duggar after…wait for it….

The disgraced reality star’s long-suffering wife, Anna, reportedly believes she is expecting after an overnight visit to her troubled hubby’s rehab facility.

You know what Jesus would want? Visiting your husband in a sex rehab after he spent your babies money to bang a porn star then letting him blow inside you. 

“Anna announced that she thinks she is pregnant again,” a family insider told Life & Style.She believes the baby is a sign that God has forgiven Josh for his many sins, and she’s vowed to stand by her husband.”

Yeah, all glory to God and whatnot, you dumb bitch.  If Jesus comes back, I hope he shows you how to use a computer so you can apply for college online.

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Josh Duggar Created A LLC, Sold His House To Himself
Josh Duggar Created A LLC, Sold His House To Himself


Two days before Josh Duggar got hit with a $500K lawsuit from the porn star he sexually assaulted while he got paid to say transgender people would rape your kids in the bathroom, he sold his 5-bedroom house in Arkansas he’s had for 8 months for $65,000 to ALB Investments LLC (and made a $10,000 profit).  A 5-bedroom house for $65K? In this economy? It’s cool, because he basically sold it to himself.

According to documents filed with the Arkansas Secretary of State, the registered agent of ALB Investments LLC is Travis Story.  The address used to register ALB Investments in Siloam Springs is the same location as the home being sold. However it is not clear who are the owners of the investment company – such information is confidential under a 2007 law. The warranty deed for the property is signed by Josh and Anna Duggar, Travis Story and a public notary.

Nothing weird here. Nothing weird at all. LLC’s are in no way created to keep your personal assets from being seized if you’re in a lawsuit. That’s just more liberal media spin. Even a professor says there’s nothing to see here. Why do you hate religious liberty so much?

Despite the coincidental timing of Josh and Anna Duggar’s home sale, a professor from the UCLA School of Law told Daily Mail Online that nothing fraudulent appeared to have taken place. Professor Eugene Volokh said that unless the home had been bought for significantly less than market value, the sale appeared legitimate. He said: ‘The question is whether they sold it for something less than market rate. And if the answer is no, if they sold it for the market price, then it doesn’t sound like a fraudulent conveyance to me.’

See? You probably wanted to find out they committed fraud because you’re heart is as black as your secular darkness. No, wait. Sorry. Zillow has the house listed at $178K and homes in the neighborhood have been selling for $200K. Either way, this probably doesn’t mean Josh Duggar created an LLC with his dad’s attorney and sold his house to himself to keep Danica Dillon from taking it while also freeing up $10K in equity to be used for legal fees. Stop reading so much into it. Josh is Christian. there’s no way he’d lie like this. Your hypocrisy is showing, libtard. I don’t know what hypocrisy exactly, but that’s what you’re supposed to say according to Matt Walsh and white conservatives who write about Christians not helping dying refugees. I guess it makes sense to the people who believe in Jesus but rather not have brown people clogging up their bike paths.


Sorry. Jessica Lowndes in this see through dress is just another one of Josh’s innocent victims because I already had these pics loaded and nowhere else to use them. God bless.


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Josh Duggar Has To Tithe Danica Dillon

We all know where we were when God’s soldier Josh Duggar was on the front line of the bank trying to cash his monthly Christian conservative lobbyist check signed by people with insecurity and fear of the unknown wrapped in a traditional family values flag, but they put a stop payment on it once the Lord spoke to them through an inTouch Weekly article and told them that Josh molested all his sisters before he was finally stopped, only after he tried to take his gospel next door to the neighbor girl. Then Satan tried him again by making him sign up for two Ashley Madison accounts. Then God caused him to stumble once again and $1, 500 fell out of his ATM so he could bang a porn chick. He tried to mitigate the situation by saying, “it was the devil lol“, then going to Jesus camp, but the vicious liberal media just didn’t want to see a Duggar make it. Three month later, Jesus shouted for the Duggars to come out of their tomb so he could give their daughters a show. God’s blessings were upon them until Satan struck again, sending a harlot sent from hell and arming her with the ability to look up legal representation online.

In the suit, Danica says Josh “manhandled” and physically assaulted her so badly she felt like she was being raped. She says Josh found her at a strip club a month later to apologize, but when they were alone he assaulted her again … according to the suit. Dillon says she suffered emotionally and physically, and is getting treated by a psychiatrist. She wants more than $500k in damages.

Yeah. Turns out Josh is a savage asshole who gets pretty ISIS when he’s doing the layeth of hands thing. Dillon’s attorney wants to hear all about it.

“The defendant may be subject to [having to talk about] his prior bad [or] sexually abusive acts at trial,” Danica’s attorney Marc Frumer tells In Touch exclusively. “They are all relevant if he takes the stand.”…“The defendant has a history of sexual and physical abuse towards women, particularly those he perceives as vulnerable or weak,” Danica’s attorney explains. “He has to be held responsible for his actions.”

If Furmer’s statements don’t lead you to immediately believe that Jim Bob is gonna settle this way faster than the Israelites settled Canaan instead of Josh taking the stand, then you probably think God actually performs miracles. I have to admit, that’s pretty adorable.

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‘Law & Order: SVU’ Is Doing A Duggar Episode Nov. 4th

Hopefully, they’ll just all be happy to be back on TV.

In “Patrimonial Burden,” the Wednesday, Nov. 4, episode of the long-running NBC drama, the squad investigates a famous reality TV family after it’s discovered the 13-year-old daughter is pregnant. Naturally, there’s a web of secrets at play in with this virtuous family…”With the Duggar one, it was like the double-whammy because it was his sisters and the fact—I mean, honestly, I feel like we’re dealing with some topics this season that feel a bit meatier than some lunatic fringe family…I wouldn’t mind doing one just because I have never been so infuriated with someone’s level of hypocrisy, and lying, and then displacement of responsibility onto something else,” Peter Scanavino, Detective Carisi on the show, said. “When I think about that guy, it boils my blood, I will say.”

If you anybody has any tea, I’d like to come over and borrow some, please. I sipped all mine reading that quote.

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Anna Duggar Moved Out
Anna Duggar Moved Out


Candid pic of assembly line workers at the Duggar Indoctrination Factory. circa 2015


 When you’re fueled by fear and punishment to believe in a morally ambivalent magical sky wizard who you think will solve all your problems if you just get on your knees a lot and write enough checks, sometimes you get trampled to death, and sometimes you’re taught that letting Josh Duggar use your uterus to create drones for the Christian Army before you hit 28 is better than evil, worldly desires such as self-worth, a college degree, and being comfortable in a dress.  But sometimes you just have to move back in with your parents like Anna Duggar, because as my previous run on sentence suggests, where else is she gonna go? A Buddhist temple? They don’t really like her kind either.


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Anna Duggar’s Family Want Josh To “Just Disappear”
Anna Duggar’s Family Want Josh To “Just Disappear”


“But Jesus says I have to keep printing these out. What is ‘printing’ is it magic?”


Anna Duggar married Josh Duggar because the Duggars’ lied to her about him molesting his sisters (probably using flash cards). Anna Duggar now refuses to leave him even after he had two paid Ashley Madison accounts and paid $1,500 to bang a porn star. I wonder what mental disease would cause that? I guess we’ll never know.



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People Magazine Got Inside Josh Duggar’s “Rehab” Center
People Magazine Got Inside Josh Duggar’s “Rehab” Center


Get thee behind me, Satan.


After Josh Duggar molested basically all of his sisters, but not until he tried to finger the neighbor, God and Jim Bob (in an concerted cover up with local law enforcement and their church), called Josh to Habitat For We Can’t Afford To Lose That TLC Money Over This, where he built houses for heterosexual birds and some of other shit that didn’t do anything except fully concretizing his indoctrination into the Bible-based belief that women are only holes to fuck sent by the Lord. Amen.


Surprisingly, after 12 years of praying and getting paid to be an expert in Christian marriage and family values, Josh Duggar still couldn’t get enough unholy pussy even if it meant dropping $2,100 for a taste of sin. And since the Duggars were unable to use their political influence to get out in front of this and salvage what was left of their brand, Josh was sent to a treatment center where he will finally get some help. Except not really. He was sent to the weirdly named, Reformers Unanimous (this is what they believe), a faith-based Christian labor camp that is fully staffed with people armed, not with addiction treatment credentials or medical licenses, but with the desire to “help you find a dynamic love relationship with Jesus Christ“. The Director of Development, Tony Richardson, gave People an inside look. Join me on this tour, won’t you?


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