Hey, Somebody Else In The NFL Beat Up Their Wife And Kid
Hey, Somebody Else In The NFL Beat Up Their Wife And Kid

 

Roger Goodell can’t even right now. He literally can’t even. He might die.

Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer is suspected of assaulting his wife in TWO separate incidents … and is accused of breaking bones … cops tell TMZ Sports.  According to police, the 25-year-old allegedly roughed up his wife at their home in Phoenix on July 21st and again on July 22nd.  Shortly after the incidents, cops say, Dwyer’s wife left the state with their child.  Cops list 2 victims — a 27-year-old female (his wife) and their 18-month-old child.  A report was made with cops on September 11, 2014 … and cops have been investigating ever since.  After investigators found probable cause, they arrested Dwyer  on Sept. 17th for domestic violence in Tempe.  Cops say they interviewed Dwyer and he acknowledged the incidents — but he DENIED any physical assaults. Dwyer is being booked into the Maricopa County Jail on 1 count of aggravated assault causing a fracture, 1 count of aggravated assault involving a minor, 2 counts of criminal damage, 1 count of preventing the use of a phone in an emergency, and assault.

Man, I don’t know if any of you drafted Dwyer in your Domestic Violence Fantasy League this year, but if you did, good job. He beat up his wife AND his kid. That’s like 18 points or something. Also, the NFL needs to be unplugged then plugged back in. See if that helps.

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