The Show Must Go On

The Disney Channel is giving Demi Lovato all the time she needs to recover from being a stereotypical child star. Per Variety:

With Lovato off receiving treatment for personal problems, Disney and “Sonny’s” producers have decided to rework the series (at least temporarily) to focus on its show-within-a-show, the comedy/sketch/music-variety “So Random!”

That means writers on “Sonny,” which had been picked up for a third season, will center their writing efforts on “So Random!” sketches. “So Random!” will feature guest stars, comedy sketches, musical performances and digital shorts.

Move will allow the show to resume shooting in January, as planned, even if Lovato isn’t available.

“This allows her the time she needs to get well, without distraction or pressure,” a Disney Channel spokeswoman said. “Again, we extend our ongoing support to Demi and her family as she works to overcome personal issues.”

Meanwhile, Demi’s also been replaced on her Brazilian tour with the Jonas Brothers. Radar Online says:

The Jonas Brothers are using Brazilian Demi Lovato look-alike Juliana Vasconcelos Povoas (known as Jullie) to stand-in for the Disney favorite while she is being treated in rehab, can reveal

And while Lovato receives treatment, Brazilian beauty Jullie is stepping-up to the plate to fulfill her obligations by performing with the famous brothers in South America.

On Saturday, November 6, at their concert in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Joe Jonas was seen hugging Jullie before introducing her to the crowd where she performed Lovato’s original hit song with him Wouldn’t Change A Thing.

That’s awfully nice of Disney. There’s no better way to a rapid recovery than knowing you’re immediately replaceable by a gong or a Brazilian chick who’s by default hotter than you. You know what’s irreplaceable? Fathers. But in case Demi wants to keep trying, the line of dicks starts to leff.

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210 Diamonds

Kevin Jonas, one third of the gay Disney made pop band, The Jonas Brothers, proposed to this girlfriend last week, and oh my fucking God. People reports:

When Kevin Jonas asked his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa to marry him early Wednesday morning, she was too stunned to notice the one-of-a-kind diamond ring he designed for her. “I didn’t see the ring for a while because I couldn’t believe what he just asked me,” Deleasa told PEOPLE. “I was looking at him, like “Are you serious? When he pulled out that ring, I was like ‘Oh gosh.’ I said something like ‘Oh my God,’ and then I started crying.” But once she wiped away her tears of joy — and said yes over and over again — what she saw before her was a three-carat cushion-cut diamond set in platinum above double shank band with 210 round pave diamonds, according to Angela Arabo, Jacob & Co vice president, who worked with Kevin to design the ring. The star “had done his homework,” Arabo said. “He knew exactly what he wanted.” The two collaborated over the phone and email. “When he got the ring, he called me and said it was the most beautiful ring and it was exactly how he imagined. He was really excited. He couldn’t wait to propose to her.”

210 diamonds?! What the hell? I’m not an expert on buying engagement rings, but unless he can get to Narnia through this chick’s vagina, I’m gonna go ahead and say 210 diamonds might be a little overboard.

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Joe Jonas is Frightened

Lead singer of the tween panty ruiners The Jonas Brothers, Joe Jonas (the one with the flat ironed Jew hair) was on stage this weekend when a girl threw a bra at him. At the 3:10 mark, you can see why everybody thinks this skinny jeans fairy is gay. I hate to jump to conclusions, but this video isn’t really helping his case. Instead of a bra, they should have thrown him a cobra or a basket of C-4. I can’t shake the feeling the reaction would have been the same.

Oh, and this wasn’t the first time. I wonder what kind of body glitter he uses.

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Megan Fox Goes Kid’s Choice

You can tell you are getting old when the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards offers absolutely nothing you want to see. Check out this MTV roundup:

The first award of the night, Favorite TV Show, was handed out by Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson and went to “iCarly.” “We wouldn’t be up here without you guys,” the show’s star, Miranda Cosgrove, told the super-excited crowd. Tons of celebs made appearances throughout the night, like Favorite Male Singer winner Jesse McCartney, Will Ferrell, Sandra Bullock and Hugh Jackman, all of whom got slimed, a time-honored KCA tradition.

Although she wasn’t there to claim her Blimp, Selena Gomez won Favorite TV Actress for her work on “Wizards of Waverly Place.” Keeping the girl power alive were the Pussycat Dolls, who didn’t win any Blimps but did perform “When I Grow Up” and their version of the “Slumdog Millionaire” anthem “Jai Ho.”

Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Corbin Bleu and Ashley Tisdale were there to accept the Favorite Movie award for “High School Musical 3: Senior Year.” Hudgens also took home a Blimp for Favorite Movie Actress. “A quick shout-out to Lucas [Grabeel] and Monique [Coleman]. We love you guys,” Efron said to his missing castmates while accepting the award. “Thank you all for embracing ‘HSM.’ We love you guys.”

It was cute-boy overload as Efron presented the award for Favorite Music Group to the Jonas Brothers. “Thank you guys so much,” Joe said, before Nick added, “It’s been amazing. We’ve enjoyed the ride thoroughly.” More swooning ensued when “Gossip Girl” heartthrob Chace Crawford announced the JoBros’ performance. They rocked the crowd and made girls scream when they performed “S.O.S.” and “Burnin’ Up.”

It’s like whomever was writing that was trying to make each paragraph less interesting. I didn’t even go as far to talk about the huge Twilight ass-kissing that was going on. I don’t know about you, but when I watched the Kid’s Choice Awards way back when, there wasn’t any “Favorite Book” category. And even if there was, shouldn’t it be limited to the year the book came out?

Whatever, where Megan Fox goes, we follow, because she manages to look hot, even if it’s for a group of barely pubescent teens who wouldn’t know what to do to Megan Fox if they got within 3 feet of her.

Not that I know. I’d probably spit on her out of panic then forever tell the story of how Megan Fox got me arrested.

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Weekend Roundup: Happy New Year?

Anyone who claims they weren’t sitting in their office all week and wishing to sweet Yahweh that they could go back in time an repeat the holidays is either lying or has recently awoke from a coma and is already overwhelmed with all the nonsense they need to catch up on. The last/first week of the year is a time for resolutions, for ends and new beginnings, and for most people that sucks.

Unless you are Semi Sonic, in which case “every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end” is the only worthwhile thing you contributed to music.

For everyone else, the end of 2008 and the beginning of 2009 is just a way to look at how the previous year sucked in hopes that it will scare you into a better 2009. Which it won’t, because if that philosophy worked, you would have stuck with your resolution this year. But you didn’t, did you?

Also, I’ve been trying to quit smoking this week, so I’ve been waking up and going to bed pissy from nicotine withdrawal. That’s probably not going to bode well on the subjects of our round-up.

Where did your favorite celeb spend New Year’s Eve?

Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, looking fat, broken, bearded and slutty, respectively.

The Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift, Hilary and Bill Clinton, Lionel Richie and Ludacris rang in the New Year in Times Square with the masses.

And, as Todd has alerted us previously Kristin Cavallari and Lindsay Lohan spent it on a beach (and possibly breaking up with Samantha Ronson).

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Joe Jonas is All Man

Some people think that Joe Jonas, the lead singer of the Disney band, The Jonas Brothers, is gay. I don’t get that vibe. Especially in this video of one of their concerts when he realizes he just touched a bra then swats it down like King Kong swatting down a plane. That was pretty good thinking. I bet that 13 year old girl laced it with poison or something.

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Jonas Brothers Are Smooth

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I have no idea who the Disney-created Jonas Brother are, but they had a big performance on the AMAs last night. Apparently their talents include 12 year old girls and falling down.

More Disney whores…

Vanessa Hudgens:

Miley Cyrus:

Ashley Tisdale:

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