Chrissy Teigen Is Misunderstood



If you’ve ever heard Chrissy Teigen speak or read anything she puts on Twitter, then you realize she doesn’t take herself or life too seriously. Which is why she’s basically universally loved and a 9-time Grammy winner asked her to be his wife (see how that works, ladies?). But apparently a few people got upset because she made a joke (which coincidentally, happens a lot on Twitter. The eggs, man. It’s always the eggs.)
Us Magazine reports:

“We keep pushing the date,” she said, adding that it will “definitely” happen in 2013. “If it’s not this year, I’m out.”

Duh.

“Obviously it was a joke,” Teigen explained. “I don’t even care about getting married.”

People of course will jump on that last part, so it’s a good thing Chrissy doesn’t give a fuck. Because you know who cares about getting married? John Legend. Why? Because he’s marrying Chrissy Teigen. Dude, ook at him in this banner picture. He looks like my 3-year old nephew when I say I have candy. John’s wedding gift to himself is to clone Chrissy so he can marry her twice.

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Awwww



Singer/pimp John Legend proposed to his girlfriend of four years, model/chef/drunk bitch babysitter Christine Teigen, this weekend while on vacation in Maldives. Jesus would be pleased. People reports:

“Ordinary People” soul singer John Legend is doing something extraordinary – he’s getting married. “John Legend and his girlfriend, model Chrissy Teigen, got engaged over the holidays while vacationing in the Maldives,” Legend’s rep, Cindi Berger, tells PEOPLE. No further details were provided, but Legend’s whereabouts this coming weekend are being reported in Las Vegas newspapers.

I know, you’re expecting a joke here, but there’s not much to say when two cool, funny, attractive people are in love and decide to get married. Although I would like to point out that when I ordered Chinese food on Christmas day, they gave me two free egg rolls by mistake. Sorry, world. I know it may be hard, but try not to compare your weekend to mine and John’s. Just be thankful for what you do have.

Note: “‘Ordinary People’ soul singer John Legend is doing something extraordinary – he’s getting married.” (The editors at People pay good money for quality writing like that, just fyi)

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John Legend Is Very Smooth



Although John Legend is uncomfortable with the one arm bro hug and wearing anything that can’t be tucked in, he seems very comfortable with pulling Chrissy Teigen‘s shirt down to expose her bra. He seems almost too comfortable. It’s almost like he’s done it before. Oh God, I hope this doesn’t mean they’re having premarital sex.

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Chrissy Teigen Does Esquire



There’s not much left to say about Chrissy Teigen that I haven’t already said, so here she is talking about herself finally in Esquire. Yes, she’s that funny. Yes, she looks the exact same way in real life. Yes, I’m wearing a black shirt and a brown belt today. Jesus. Is there anything else you wanna know? What’s with all the questions? What are you, a cop?

You can check out all the pics and the interview here.

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Christine Teigen Is Good At Twitter



I’m gonna lie for a second and say Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are really great friends of mine (remember that table I got you at Tobacco Road? BFFs do that). Now that’s out of the way, besides her mutant power to accurately predict earthquakes before they happen and being a total sweetheart who emailed me asking how I was after SIXTY-TWO tornadoes hit NC this weekend, Chrissy Teigen is by far the funniest person I follow on Twitter. I mean, like it’s not even close. So for her 10,000 tweet, she celebrated by posting the banner pic. I don’t know. Maybe I should have paid more attention to my piano teacher as a kid. But damn, bitch! How many times do I have to play “Chopsticks”?! Seriously, am I playing piano or typing?! I hate you!!

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We Have A Winner



Congrats to Kevin from Pinellas Park, FL for winning the autographed copy of the kick ass Wake Up!. I have no idea where Pinellas Park, FL is, but apparently someone there appreciates great music when they hear it. Unlike that Quincy Jones guy, what was his deal? Five singing brothers?! C’mom man, that’ll never work.

From Kevin:

Thank you so much!!!! I check your site everyday, so keep up the laughs and good news and I guess the hot babes..haha..If you get a chance, tell John I’m a big fan, love him by himself, with the Roots, and with Kanye.

Of course, this post involves gratuitous Christine Teigen. Despite the fact that she makes fun of my Native sensitivity and refuses to help me stalk Kate Upton, she is insanely beautiful, cool as hell, and way funnier than I am. I guess what I’m saying is fuck you, John Legend! (Haha, I kid! I kid! John Legend is my life coach).

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John Legend Wins

Swimsuit model/Todd’s Twitter and Formspring bff/John Legend’s lady friend Chrissy Teigen was at a Sports Illustrated pre-Super Bowl party because she’s hot and because she subconsciously wanted to remind you that you have time to win this. The Black Eyed Peas were at the same party because they’re performing at half time today. That means we all lose.

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Who Wants This? – UPDATE



UPDATE: Due to the emails I received AFTER the previous deadline, I have reopened this contest with the new deadline below to keep it fair. What’s the deal? You expect me to babysit you people? What am I, your mother?!

In the first ever IDLYITW Contest Giveaway, musician, actor, and recording artist, John Legend has agreed to let us give an autographed copy of his kick ass Grammy-nominated album, Wake Up!, away on this site. Since his girlfriend, Christine Teigen, has such good tastes in celebrity gossip sites, John and I were introduced and started a Twitter bromance unlike the world has ever known. So since I begged to exploit this new found friendship, I now have a prize to share with you, the readers. Because that’s what I’m really about, my friends. All joking aside, the CD is brilliant. I’d like to extend a special thank you to John Legend for his generosity.

CONTEST RULES:
Simple. To enter, please take a pic of you with your copy of Wake Up! and send it to editor@idontlikeyouinthatway.com. I am the sole judge, so creativity is what you should be going for here. If your pic wins, I will reply asking for your name and mailing address so I can send your prize to you. I’ll even pay shipping! The contest ends February 10, 2011, so hurry the hell up. Thanks.

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Who Wants This?



In the first ever IDLYITW Contest Giveaway, musician, actor, and recording artist, John Legend has agreed to let us give an autographed copy of his kick ass Grammy-nominated album, Wake Up!, away on this site. Since his girlfriend, Christine Teigen, has such good tastes in celebrity gossip sites, John and I were introduced and started a Twitter bromance unlike the world has ever known. So since I begged to exploit this new found friendship, I now have a prize to share with you, the readers. Because that’s what I’m really about, my friends.

CONTEST RULES:
Simple. To enter, please take a pic of you with your copy of Wake Up! and send it to editor@idontlikeyouinthatway.com. I am the sole judge, so creativity is what you should be going for here. If your pic wins, I will reply asking for your name and mailing address so I can send your prize to you. I’ll even pay shipping! The contest ends January 8, 2011, so hurry the hell up. Thanks.

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