Nick Hogan is Free

Nick Hogan was released from a Florida county jail this morning after serving 6 months of an 8 month sentence for felony reckless driving that left his passenger, Iraq war veteran, John J. Graziano, a permanent vegetable. Try not to punch the first thing you see. TMZ reports:

Nick Hogan was released from Pinellas County Jail just after midnight Tuesday morning. We’re told he arrived back at his mom Linda’s house to a thumping party, replete with loud music and cops surveying the scene. Nick pleaded no contest to a felony charge of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury back in May. He was sentenced to eight months but only served the aforementioned 166 days due to “good time” credit. His best friend, John Graziano, remains hospitalized and will require medical care the rest of his life.”

In case you missed that, Nick Hogan was welcomed back to Clearwater with a big, loud party thrown by his worthless, enabling mother. If John J. Graziano was able to form a thought, I bet he’d be totally cool with that. Especially since one of things his doctors can figure out to do with his head is “collect sea shells.” That’s so much fun!

Note: Be sure to check out this video of the tearful reunion between Nick and Brock. You know, the two people in this story who can walk.

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Nick Hogan is Getting Out of Jail Early

Initially sentenced to eight months in prison after plowing through the streets of downtown Clearwater, FL drunk driving a yellow Supra and racing a Dodge Viper, and left his passenger, Iraq war veteran, John J. Graziano, a permanent vegetable with a salad bowl for a head (read all our coverage here), Nick Hogan is being set free three months early. TMZ reports:

Nick’s being released from Pinellas County Jail on Oct. 21, three months short of the eight-month sentence he got for felony reckless driving. His early release is for good behavior. The victim of the crash, John Graziano, remains in a vegetative state.”

If there’s one thing you can count on, it’s the fact that our criminal justice system is irrevocably broken. That, and these mutant hybrid puma scorpions that I’ve trained to use spicy mustard with the intestines of overpriveledged, pampered wiggers who get out of jail early. Their judgment swift. Their punishments exacting. Their hunger insatiable.

Update: Here’s what John Graziano’s “life” is like now. It’s disturbing and could be NSFW depending on where you work, so you’ve been warned. It’s newsworthy, so please don’t whine about us posting it like some of you did with the Shanna Moakler post.

Brock Hogan still trying to look like her body contains estrogen:

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