True Blood’s Joe Manganiello Might Be Superman

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Since Hollywood hits reboot more than someone who downloaded a virus, Zac Snyder (director) and Christopher Nolan (producer) are starting yet another Superman franchise. In this version, apparently Clark Kent is part werewolf.
LA Times
reports:

Joe Manganiello must be howling at the moon — the “True Blood” werewolf is definitely in the running for the new “Superman.” The Ministry hassled its fanboy brother Hero Complex for details, as Hero tweeted Tuesday that the actor was high on a list of potentials to play the Man of Steel. Here’s what we know: At last week’s Academy Bake Off, a celebration of visual effects in film, talk around the room (especially from the team working on the new “Superman”) said Manganiello kept popping up in serious talks about a new face for the franchise. He’d fit right in — director Zack Snyder is no stranger to ab-tastic leading men (as he made Gerard Butler a star with “300”), and producer Christopher Nolan also has experience molding breakout hotties (ahem, Tom Hardy).

They should have stopped with Christopher Reeves. Not only was he the literal personification of Clark Kent/Superman, there doesn’t get much more of an iconic film image than this. And Superman, as far as movies go, is outdated. Why? Because movie audiences want to see shit blow up and superheros kick ass for two hours. Superman can’t do that. A mad scientist could spend twenty years creating an indestructible 200 foot tall robot with lasers for eyes and lava that shoots out of his hands and the end credits would roll in about three seconds after Superman punches it in the face and knocks it’s head to outer space then flies back and forth playing catch with it by himself. Basically, Superman is way too powerful to be interesting for two hours. All he can do is rescue kittens from trees and lay down on a railroad track so a train won’t crash. Trying to make a Superman movie interesting is like trying to make a COED kickball game competitive when Bruce Banner is one of the captains.

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Joe Francis Had A Gay Wedding



All you really need to know about Joe Francis you can read HERE and HERE, so I wonder if Christina McLarty has a good relationship with her father. I’m gonna take a wild stab and say no. E! Online reports:
Hard to believe but the Girls Gone Wild guy has finally settled down. After spending his bachelor years building his X-rated boobcentric empire, Joe Francis took himself off the market by tying the knot with girlfriend Christina McLarty in a civil ceremony over the weekend, E! News confirms. The couple actually chose to join themselves in a civil domestic partnership because, as Francis previously said, they didn’t feel it was right to get married when their gay and lesbian friends don’t have the same legal rights to do so (so technically they’re not legally husband and wife).

Joe Francis should have been beaten within an inch of his life Max Cady style then buried in a landfill years ago, but now he’s a proponent for gay rights all of a sudden. He’s also a big proponent of giving women rights. To the face. Hahaha, I crack myself up!

Jayde Nicole in a bikini. You can also check out her Playboy pics HERE (NSFW, duh):

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Joe Francis Gone Wild!



On August 27th, Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, claimed that Girl’s Gone Wild founder, Joe Francis, “pulled Jayde’s hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her.” Francis adamantly denied these allegations, calling Jayde a liar and that he would be vindicated. I had to look in the dictionary to see if “vindicated” still meant what I thought it did. As it turns out, Joe Francis might have used it wrong.

Jayde Nicole in a bikini. Respect. You can also check out her Playboy pics HERE (NSFW, duh):

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This Is Who Joe Francis Beat Up
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I've seen a lot of Lifetime movies, and based on looks alone, most of those women deserved it, but you just cross the line when you stomp on something as hot as a Playboy model. Like Joe Francis did last night. Take a look at these pictures and explain to me why you would ever want to punch anything on this chick besides her uterus.

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Joe Francis Is A Monster

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The Hills star, Brody Jenner, the son of Olympian Bruce Jenner and step-brother to the Kardashians, beat down Girls Gone Wild douchebag Joe Francis last night. Man, you’ll never guess why. TMZ reports:

According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were at the club celebrating his birthday, when Jayde saw Francis hitting on an ex-girlfriend of his (Francis), Jenner says “unrelentingly.” Jayde felt he was harassing the woman — whom Jayde and Brody know — and she threw a drink on Francis. Jenner says Francis then pulled Jayde’s hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her. Security broke it up and Francis got dragged away — Brody followed. Jenner says he started yelling at Francis and both men were ejected from the club. Outside the club, Jenner says he tried to get back in to see Jayde but security wouldn’t let him back in. Jenner then saw Joe, punched him in the face, and then someone tased him and he fell to the ground. Francis left the scene. The cops came but no one was arrested. Jayde tells TMZ she will press charges against Francis. Jayde has black and blue cheek, her face is swollen, she has a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sour. Some of of hair got pulled out.

UPDATE: Brody put the following message on his Twitter: “Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him. How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of sh*t. Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!”

All you ever need to know about Joe Francis you can read HERE. And after reading it you don’t want to break in your new 12-gauge on his skull, you should probably rethink your life. I usually don’t say stuff like this and mean it, but if this asshole would wake up tomorrow buried under concrete, the world would be a better place. I may write about tits all day, but I’m just some idiot on a couch eating Ramen noodles and watching Two and Half Men reruns. This guy actually started a business so he could get girls drunk and have them make out with each other so when he raped them they wouldn’t mind seem to mind. If justice existed, this piece of shit would be injected with gasoline and thrown into a volcano.


Pic source: TMZ (duh)

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Ashley Alexandra Dupre Does Girls Gone Wild



Anxious to pay his legal bills since he got released from prison, Girls Gone Wild founder, Joe Francis, has released seven hours of GGW’s footage shot on spring break in 2003 of New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s prositute, Ashley Dupre. Earlier this week, Francis offered Dupre $1 million to appear in a video and a promotional, but he immediately rescinded the offer when this footage was found. New York Daily News says:

We have some really great footage of Ashley,” “Girls Gone Wild” CEO Joe Francis said. “There’s a very good shower scene that alone is worth the money.” Francis told the Daily News that Ashley was “a total ‘GGW’ groupie. She was really into girl-on-girl action and she was all over the guys, too.”

Wow, this chick should really look online to see if they have any kind of whore college or institute for whoring, because she has to have enough credit hours by now to get a degree.

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