Kanye West Went On Jimmy Kimmel Last Night And Said More Crazy


Kanye West is like the smart homeschooled kid who gets hired at your job then has a complete mental breakdown when he gets the slightest criticism because he's lived in a bubble his whole life where he is the center of the universe. So you can fully understand when Kanye had a psychotic break on Twitter when Jimmy Kimmel parodied his now infamous BBC interview. But I bet you weren't expecting Jimmy Kimmel to have Kanye on his show so he could deep throat Yeezus while juggling his balls. Which is basically what happned. If I was Kim Kardashian, I'd totally be jealous, because Kimmel is about three seconds away here from asking Kanye to shoot it in his eye.

See the rest of the "interview" after the jump:

 

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Charlie Sheen Kissed Jimmy Kimmel Last Night


Jimmy Kimmel tweeted this last night, and I incorrectly guessed Michael Jackson. As it turns out, it was Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen who of course showed up with a trash bag of shit he’s trying to sell and looking completely cracked out looking like he just stole a car stereo. Too bad he didn’t have a cordless drill I could have held for him for $10. Speaking of which, fuck you Ikea.

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Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Broke Up



Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman’s reps have confirmed they’ve broken up after five years of dating. Vanity Fair says:

Kimmel’s rep Lewis Kay and Silverman’s rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that “Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

Yeah right. This is probably another ratings grabber from Jimmy’s show. Next week we’ll see some sketch on Kimmel where Sarah is crapping Jimmy into a toilet and singing,

“I pooped Jimmy Kimmel.
There he is in the bowl.
I shit Jimmy Kimmel.
Went through my colon, he’s still whole.
On my tongue,
down my throat,
and the lil’,
man in the boat.
Wipe my crack,
front to back…”

Okay, I’m done.

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Jimmy Kimmel is Linking Ben Affleck

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Cher or drag Cher? [City Rag]
Ashlee Simpson pretending to be Britney Spears (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
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Brooke Hogan’s bikini photo-op [Egotastic]
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