Two weeks ago, Jim Carrey’s girlfriend, Cathriona White, was found dead in her home from an apparent suicide. Later it was discovered that she was a Scientologist and, as you know, Scientologists don’t really when you get psychiatric help for psychiatric stuff. I guess that’s why Jim Carrey had his pills prescribed to him under an alias. Solid work.
We’re told Cathriona White had prescriptions for Ambien (sleep aid), Percocet (painkiller), and Propranolol (blood pressure/heart) next to the bed where she OD’d. All 3 meds were prescribed by the same doctor. Law enforcement tells us they’ve confirmed the prescription was written for Jim Carrey using an alias. Fact is, lots of celebs use aliases for prescriptions for privacy reasons. One source tells us a witness has said there’s reason to believe Cathriona may have taken the meds from Jim’s house, but that hasn’t been confirmed. We’re told authorities would like to interview Jim. Although authorities say White died of an overdose, they do not know which drugs killed her. Toxicology results should provide answers.
Have I mentioned before that organized religion is dumb? Because organized religion is dumb. Yes, Scientology is religion. I know you really don’t want to believe that. Does it believe that the universe was created by an space being who can’t be proven forcing you to disprove a negative? Yes. Do they have a book written by a man? Yes. Do they guilt people into paying to be members? Yes. Do the leaders attempt to insulate members through fear and punishment by telling them that everyone else is dumb and doesn’t know the “truth” ? Yes. Do they have a solid PR team? Yes. Do they have a castle? Yes. Is it non-profit but the boss has a private jet and a couple mansions? Yes. Do they kill lots of people? Yes. Thank you. This has been your organized religion lesson for the day. There’s coffee available in the lobby.