Your Christmas Instagram Post
 

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I really didn’t mean to put Taylor Swift‘s homely ass as the main pic here, it just kinda worked out that way. Anyway, here’s some Christmas Instagram pics from some celebrities. Or “celebrities”. I guess it all depends which pic you’re viewing at the time.


btw, you won’t believe the pic Charlotte McKinney posted.  Such a change for her. 


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Jessica Lowndes Is Still Trying, Guys
 

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Jessica Lowndes is what happens when nobody wants to tell a hot chick she can’t sing, so you end up with her on set of another music video. Because she wrote another song. Or whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Can somebody pull her to the side, please? Just have a talk with her. Like, not before she shoots this video or posts more pics from this video shoot though. Let’s not be rash.


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Jessica Lowndes Gave Us Her Butt For Her Birthday
 

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Jessica Lowndes turned 27 yesterday, and she’s in Cabo San Lucas to celebrate. This is a video she posted on Instagram where we let to believe it’s about her getting her lost iPhone back. It wasn’t in her ass like whoever shot this video had hoped. If it was, I probably would have found it by now.


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Hey, It’s Jessica Lowndes’ Butt Again

I was going to post these yesterday but I posted these instead, because I don’t know if there is a rule about two Jessica Lowndes posts in one day. Anyway, Jessica Lowndes is an actress maybe and a singer maybe. She also has a body built to accept payment for sex. That dude in pic 4 has probably already set up a GoFund Me page.

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Let’s Talk About Jessica Lowndes’ Instagram For A Sec

I know I’ve mentioned this before, but Jessica Lowndes has a great Instagram. It’s super great. It’s so great I even compiled a Greatest Hits. Those hits, as you can probably tell without looking, consist mostly of her butt. Her butt is also super great. But the above gallery are all pics posted this week. Now I don’t know if she just went through a breakup or if her period was about to start or her period just ended and no penis was accessible, but whatever the case, this was the result. I just felt like the world should know this.

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Happy Labor Day!

Hey! Happy Labor Day, everyone! Labor Day is “a creation of the labor movement and is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American worker. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity, and well-being of our country.” Well, we had a good run. That’s all that counts. Anyway, here’s some pictures some people took over the weekend then uploaded to an app created by an American and a Brazilian. For the sake of the holiday, let’s all pretend the American did most of the work like in those Chevy truck commercials that end ten hours before the undocumented Mexicans go home. You guys have fun, be safe, and I’ll see you bright and early on Tuesday. “Early” being the relative term here.

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Jessica Lowndes Says Good Morning, Links
Jessica Lowndes Says Good Morning, Links


Phoebe Price and her costume probably smell the same  Dlisted

Snooki’s husband had an Ashley Madison account   The Superficial

Joanna Krupa desecrated the Dead Sea (NSFW site) The Nip Slip

Joan Smalls topless for Lui Magazine  (NSFW Taxi Driver Movie

Anna Kendrick should do scenes like this more often  (NSFWCeleb Jihad

Hayden Panettiere in a bikini, anyone?  DrunkenStepfather

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Jessica Lowndes’ Butt Is Working Out
Jessica Lowndes’ Butt Is Working Out

Ok, so apparently doesn’t want me to embed this video and Comcast doesn’t want to return my calls, but unlike my other one true love Ashley Greene, whose ass looks like it got frostbite and had to be amputated, Jessica Lowndes’ ass is a goddamn national treasure and should be worshiped and written about more than the stuff in the Bible. I’m not gonna lie, I’d eat it if there wasn’t condiments reality available.

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Jessica Lowndes Brought Several Outfits To Cannes

I guess we could spend our time in this post asking why Jessica Lowndes was invited to Cannes in the first place since her last completed movie is this (NSFCannes), but please remember that Jessica looks like this. And her butt looks like this. And she looks like this in a bikini. I’d invite her to a NASA shuttle launch or an execution in Texas if it meant I could maybe take her out for a drink after.

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Jessica Lowndes Had A Nice Weekend In A Bikini
Jessica Lowndes Had A Nice Weekend In A Bikini

Jessica Lowndes spent all weekend in Newport Beach where she put on a bikini and drank wine and did other activities. Nobody else is pictured because I assume they all died when their boners exploded.

Jessica Lowndes Instagram

Jessica Lowndes Instagram

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