Jessica Lowndes Understands Instagram
Jessica Lowndes Understands Instagram

 

SPOILER: This isn’t a Comic Con post. This is a post about Jessica Lowndes and her perfect ass. The rest of her is pretty much perfect, too. That’s also a nice deck fence. Quality craftsmanship. I probably couldn’t break it if I bent her over.

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Jessica Lowndes Is A Great Sister, Bouncy

 

My undying love for Jessica Lowndes isn't weird or creepy at all, and although it kinda is, I really don't care because damn and damn and damn. Anyway, she took her sister to Disneyland yesterday and decided to film herself running in slow motion. Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, move in slow motion for me. Did I mention this is in slow motion?

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Jessica Lowndes Won St. Patrick’s Day
Jessica Lowndes Won St. Patrick’s Day

 

What makes America so great is our unabashed ability to co-opt and appropriate other culture's holidays for an excuse to drink (Cinco De Mayo is coming up! Be sure to celebrate the French occupation of Mexico with $3 well tequila shots! Ladies free until 11! ), but Jessica Lowndes makes it look hot, right? Lots of surface area to pour the salt in this picture.

 

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Jessica Lowndes Says Good Morning, Links
Jessica Lowndes Says Good Morning, Links

 

Daniel Radcliffe looks like this now [Dlisted]

Kaley Cuoco moves quick [Fishwrapper]

Sometimes your boob pops out when you're on a car hood [Taxi Driver Movie]

Bieber didn't accept the plea deal [The Superficial]

Helen Flanagan likes to please [Hollywood Tuna]

Olivia Wilde kinda has a butt now [Popoholic]

Rita Ora is flashing everything [Drunken Stepfather]

Robin Thicke is trying to save his marriage [TMZ]

Kim Basinger doesn't understand selfies [Celebitchy]

Bella Thorne vs. Maggie Grace [Moe Jackson]

 

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Jessica Lowndes Is In A Bikini
Jessica Lowndes Is In A Bikini

 

When you're a hot chick with a completely insane body, it's never too early or late to post a pic of yourself in a bikini. So yeah, here's Jessica Lowndes in a bikini. And if you think she looks hot, please keep in mind that these pics don't even show her ass. I don't know how many licks it takes to get to the center of that, but there's a good chance I'd find out every morning before I had my coffee. She should really understand what kind of level of commitment that is. I mean, I enjoy licking asses in the morning anyway, but we don't have to tell her that.

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Jessica Lowndes Says Good Afternoon, Links
Jessica Lowndes Says Good Afternoon, Links

 

Kate Winslet gave her baby a stupid name [Dlisted]

Well, this is inappropriate [Fishwrapper]

Rihanna forgot her bra (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

That's Miranda Kerr's nipple [The Superficial]

Shanina Shaik. Sup? [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez can't drive [Popoholic]

Beyonce wore this. Yes. [Drunken Stepfather]

Phil Robertson is still talking about gay sex [TMZ]

Leonardo DiCaprio is a fun uncle [Lainey Gossip]

Steve Martin sent out an unfortunate tweet [Celebitchy]

Today's top 5 supermodel Instagrams [Moe Jackson]

Three 6 Mafia's Lord Infamous is dead at 40 [Film Drunk]

This won't be awkward at all. Nope. [Celebslam]

 

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Jessica Lowndes Is In A Bikini
Jessica Lowndes Is In A Bikini

 

I'm not really sure who took this picture, but Jessica Lowndes is obviously a co-conspirator in getting most of that plant in the picture. Instagram should have a "dat ass" function that makes the phone blow up in your hand if you think a plant is what people will want to see (Hint: It's not. It's really not).

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Jessica Lowndes Says Happy Halloween, Links
Jessica Lowndes Says Happy Halloween, Links

 

What the Hell Kind Of GD Fame Whore Inception Is This? [Dlisted]

The Creepiness Just Keeps Coming, Huh, Robin Thicke? [Fishwrapper]

Francesa Eastwood Pantie Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Lady GaGa Got Naked To Launch Her New Album, How Entirely Original [The Superficial]

Candice Swanepoel In A Bikini Is Mesmerizing [Hollywood Tuna]

Jessica Lowndes Totally Won This Year’s Celebrity Halloween Costume Shindig [Popoholic]

Gabrielle Union posted some bikini pics (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Conrad Murray's using the power of the media to make a quick buck [TMZ]

Seth Meyers Wedding Pictures [Lainey Gossip]

Duchess Kate lovingly gazes at Prince George in new christening portrait [Celebitchy]

Maryna Linchuk Shows Off Her Bikini Body In Miami [Moe Jackson]

Bad Grandpa made it rain while The Counselor got garroted [Film Drunk]

Alec Baldwin's wife should just stick to yoga [Celebslam]

Happy Birthday to John Cleese [COED Magazine]

The 2013 Celebrity Halloween Rundown [The Blemish]

Christina Ricci Got Married! [Evil Beet Gossip]

Fenway Bro Photobombs John Kruk at World Series [Crave Online]

Wes Anderson’s ‘The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders’ [Popbytes]

Robert Pattinson Out Partying Again [Hollywood Life]

 

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