Jessica-Jane Clement Is Almost Relevant

Todd is out rubbing elbows with John Legend today, so hopefully he’ll learn to play “Mary Had A Little Lamb” on piano, because that’s more likely to get him laid than his current tactic of making fun of muscular calves. Anyhow, Jessica-Jane Clement is British and has a tattoo of a pinup girl, which makes her similar enough to the mess below to warrant her own post and to salvage your corneas. You’re welcome.

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Jessica-Jane Clement Is Friendly



I have no idea what The Real Hustle is, because I watch American TV, but it’s co-host is this chick who apparently doesn’t mind if you fondle her in public in clear view of photographers. And yes, I know I’m late of these, but so is that hostesses’ period. So excuse me, I got bigger things to worry about, man. Why does everything have to be about you?!

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