Todd is out rubbing elbows with John Legend today, so hopefully he’ll learn to play “Mary Had A Little Lamb” on piano, because that’s more likely to get him laid than his current tactic of making fun of muscular calves. Anyhow, Jessica-Jane Clement is British and has a tattoo of a pinup girl, which makes her similar enough to the mess below to warrant her own post and to salvage your corneas. You’re welcome.
Ladies are taught to never sit like this because it looks like an invitation. Luckily for you, Jessica-Jane Clement missed that day of charm school.
I have no idea what The Real Hustle is, because I watch American TV, but it’s co-host is this chick who apparently doesn’t mind if you fondle her in public in clear view of photographers. And yes, I know I’m late of these, but so is that hostesses’ period. So excuse me, I got bigger things to worry about, man. Why does everything have to be about you?!