Taylor Swift Probably Got Jessica Hart Fired From The VS Fashion Show

Taylor Swift is all about feminism and girl power, until you know, another girl publicly insults her, then of course, like most women, Swift has zero chill and the girl then becomes Taylor Swift’s sworn enemy who she must destroy and not be satisfied until she drinks her blood from a boot. So let’s flashback to last year when Jessica Hart had this to say about Taylor Swift’s performance during the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

God bless her (Taylor Swift’s) heart. I think she’s great. But I don’t know, to me, she didn’t fit. I don’t know if I should say that.”

Doesn’t sound too bad, right? Actually it does, because anybody who lives in the South understands from an early age that “bless your heart” means “go fuck yourself”, because in the civilized parts of the South, we like to insult you, smile, and walk away without making a big deal out of it and with minimal drama. So everything Jessica Hart said after “God bless her heart”, is hollow and meaningless and should be read as, “Fuck her. Her music sucks and they could have picked somebody who doesn’t suck so much. She really fucking sucks. Sorry, not sorry.”  Enter 2014. The year where Taylor Swift plays the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show again, but Jessica Hart was passed over to be one of the models.

“It’s not been announced that Jessica is not walking, but it was a direct request from Taylor that this be the case if she were to go,” one well-placed Victoria’s Secret insider tells Confidenti@l. “No one can know that Taylor requested Ms. Hart not be in the show. They want to keep that under wraps, but that’s the facts.”

Well, she wasn’t in the show. so there’s that. For all of Swift’s inspirational and feigned feminism, she basically just walks around waiting for someone to say she might not be a fantastic musical goddess, then she fucks with their employment and lives. Sounds about right. Girl power and all that.

 

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Jessica Hart Hates Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift seemed like an odd choice to perform at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, because she was surrounded by a bunch of women who can keep a boyfriend and don't need suspenders to wear a thong. As it turns out, VS model Jessica Hart thought so too. WWD reports:

Jessica Hart had just arrived from walking the show. “It’s just 100 percent fun. Yes, there’s a little bit of nerves but that just pumps your adrenaline,” she said. She was asked about Swift. Could she pull it off as a Victoria’s Secret model? “No.” Hart was making time until she shimmied to the dance floor. “I think, you know what, god bless her heart. I think she’s great,” she said. “But, I don’t know, to me, she didn’t fit. I don’t know if I should say that. I think what you find is that for a lot of us, we’ve been working for 14, 15 years; what it takes to make it here comes from experience and confidence and knowing how to be confident with yourself. I think it comes with age. It’s definitely the benchmark of all jobs.”

Taylor Swift is 22 and Jessica Hart is 27, and they both started at 14, so I have no idea what Jessica Hart is saying here. But Jessica has bigger boobs so I automatically agree with her. You're right, Jessica. Excellent points. Yes, yes, interesting. Is that so? Really? Wow, I didn't know that. Amazing.

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It’s a slow news day and the only new story was that Carrie Fisher may or may not have outed John Travolta again. Considering what Princess Leia and Danny Zuko look like nowadays, and because I feel guilty for posting late, here’s Jessica Hart not wearing much. Now stop talking. The game is on.

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