This Is A Jessica Chastain Red Carpet Post
This Is A Jessica Chastain Red Carpet Post

 

As you know, I’ll post any “Jessica Chastain showed up on a red carpet” pics regardless of event and so I ca here everyone in the comments make red carpet jokes. Because she has red hair LOL I see what you did there. Good stuff, good stuff.  Today, it’s for AMC’s The Son. The description sounds like Dallas set in the Old West.  Cool. The point of this post is Jessica Chastain and her boobs. Let’s not get sidetracked.

 

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Jessica Chastain Is Back To Red Carpet Jessica Chastain

Naming a movie The Zookeeper’s Wife is probably the best way to ensure it doesn’t make any money, but Jessica Chastain is in it, and that means “Jessica Chastain on the red carpet” which is my favorite subgenre to post on here. Like this. And this. And this. She’s also an atheist which is weird, because I feel if there was a God, he’d like to take credit for those titties.

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Jessica Chastain Has Failed Us
Jessica Chastain Has Failed Us

 

It guess it was only a matter for time before 2016 killed something else I love, and that thing is Jessica Chastain on a red carpet (not euphemism).  Like, click on that one link. Then click this one. Then this one. The look at the tragedy she wore to the Toronto premiere of Miss Sloane. This is worse than what happened Gatlinburg and the picture of that Syrian kid that was going around on Facebook. Damn, clean that kid up, don’t just stand there and take his picture. Give him some chicken McNuggets or something.

 

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Jessica Chastain At The ‘Miss Sloane’ Premiere
Jessica Chastain At The ‘Miss Sloane’ Premiere

 

There should be a Jessica Chastain Red Carpet Tumblr page by now, because when Jessica Chastain does a red carpet, she does the damn red carpet. She’s also redhead so please don’t take my idea for that page the wrong way, austism spectrum millennials.

 

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Hold Still, Jessica Chastain

Jessica Chastain was the person honored(?) at the Hand And Footprint Ceremony  at the TCL Chinese Theatre yesterday, and apparently it’s a big deal to get your hands and feet in cement. The reasons remain unclear. I think because they saw these pics. I also feel my headline might be called sexist by some. I apologize for all those who I may have offended who plan on starting a petition.

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Jessica Chastain Did Cannes
Jessica Chastain Did Cannes


We can still talk about the Woody Allen stuff until something else gets us mad, but try not to let the fact that Jessica Chastain is also at Cannes get lost in the discussion. Because this what her hot ass looks like when she’s on a red carpet. If she sees a red carpet, she’s on it. Then she finds another one making your dress wish it was on her. Goddamn, why hasn’t Warner Bros. announced a Jessica Chastain Walking Down Red Carpets franchise yet? The fuck, man?


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Jessica Chastain Did The 2016 MTV Movie Awards In This Dress
Jessica Chastain Did The 2016 MTV Movie Awards In This Dress


Jessica Chastain is in that new Snow White Lord Of The Rings Game Of Thrones movie with Charlize Theron and Thor, so they went to promote it at the 2016 MTV Movie Awards or whatever. I feel it’s noteworthy to mention that she wore the fuck out of this dress. You find this noteworthy as well? Great! Excited to hear it! Glad we’re on the same page.


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This Is Jessica Chastain Apparently
This Is Jessica Chastain Apparently


Jessica Chastain appears in the November of W Magazine, and I assume the gay guy who thought of this concept had to leave before they got to her eyebrows, so they had to call in somebody who tags you in club promotions on Instagram.


I prefer 2014 Golden Globes Jessica Chastain myself


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Jessica Chastain Wants You To Stop Oversexualizing Her

These pictures of Jessica Chastain are from The Martian premiere and I used the one where you could best see her rack, so off top you know I’m part of the problem. But we all knew that. No need to get into it. It’s good to be self-aware.  Anyway, the point here is that Jessica Chastain wants women in movies who don’t wear makeup or something. Sounds boring.

“If you look at films like Elektra and Aeonflux, the problem that studios have is that they try to make kickass women very sexualised. They have to be in some catsuit,” she tells this week’s edition of Radio Times. But if you look at the most incredible female roles, like Ripley in Alien, she is a very sexy woman but she’s not wearing a lot of make-up. She’s in a T-shirt and jeans. What’s sexy about her is how capable she is. Same with Jennifer Lawrence in Hunger Games – she’s not wearing a catsuit, either.” The Martian star went on to stress that cinema audiences are more interested in seeing an “intelligent” character, rather than one who is reliant on her sexuality. “Studios have misjudged it in the past, and thought audiences weren’t interested in seeing a woman in an action role who’s a capable, intelligent woman and isn’t only leaning on her sex.” 

Is this “leaning in”? I think this is leaning in. Besides the fact that Katniss isn’t wearing a catsuit but is supposed to have “olive skin and long, dark hair”, I guess Jessica Chastain makes some valid points. I’m sure more women will stop wearing make up in movies or when they go to premieres or on a date and stuff now. I bet it starts tomorrow.

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Jessica Chastain Wore This Dress

We can talk about J-Lo’s dress or whatever, but J-Lo is 45 and wears basically the same dress to every award show. But have you seen Jessica Chastain‘s face? And her giant rack? I feel like I shouldn’t have to constantly point these out.

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