This Is All I Have Of Jessica Chastain
This Is All I Have Of Jessica Chastain

 

Sad news to report. Jessica Chastain posted this pic on Instagram last night and I thought I’d wake up this morning to a photo gallery to share with you, but unfortunately these photos don’t exist yet. Or they might be out of the price range of the people who pay for the photos I post here. Not sure. Hopefully they’ll have a next day sale and I can download them. Until then, make Mr. Rogers proud and use your imagination.

 

Getting ready for the event #BTS @renatocampora #piaget #piagetsociety #artdubai

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Jessica Chastain Did SNL
Jessica Chastain Did SNL

 

You guys know how much I love Jessica Chastain. Let’s not discuss that further. But she hosted SNL, which is a show that nobody watches unless they need easy jokes about Trump to feel. Anyway, a clip from said episode went “viral” and I put it at the bottom.

 

 

I like this one for obvious reasons:

 

 

I laughed at this one:

 

 

This one is funny because white liberals love to think the world is ending at all times if faced when things other people have dealt with for centuries. Comedy gold!

 

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Jessica Chastain’s Game Did The ‘Molly’s Game’ Premiere In Madrid
Jessica Chastain’s Game Did The ‘Molly’s Game’ Premiere In Madrid

 

I haven’t seen Molly’s Game, so somebody let me know if it has a scene where Jessica Chastain walks on a red carpet at some event. That movie would be called Cleavage Game haha I kid, but seriously, she has nice breasts. Hopefully that’s okay to say in this environment. I know her body isn’t a commodity and she has smart brain and she’s a very talented actor and whatnot, but boobs are great. Everyone likes them. Boobs are gender neutral in their ability to be liked and stuff. Boobs. Say it with me.

 

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Jessica Chastain Went Somewhere
Jessica Chastain Went Somewhere

 

Not sure what the 54th Golden Horse Awards Ceremony is, but it’s in China where Justice League will make most of it’s money, because they have terrible taste in movies. Wait, I just Googled “Golden Horse Awards” and apparently it’s the Oscars in China. A 14-year-old won Best Supporting Actress.  Roy Moore missed out. He’ll probably regret not going if he wasn’t banned. Anyway, Jessica Chastain attended and she always has monster cleavage when she goes somewhere like this, but it looks kinda weird here. Enjoy.

 

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Jessica Chastain Did TIFF
Jessica Chastain Did TIFF

 

My power has been flickering on and off all morning and the rain feels like somebody slapping me, but I still managed to load these pics of Jessica Chastain at the Toronto International Film Festival. Because “Jessica Chastain’s rack on red carpets” is a subgenre that I enjoy. I also want her to play Beverly Marsh in the IT sequel. I have an IT post coming up so this is why I mention that. In the meantime, here’s pics of Jessica Chastain’s hot ass.

 

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Jessica Chastain Got Married
Jessica Chastain Got Married

 

Jessica Chastain married a rich Italian dude. The dream is dead.

Jessica Chastain has tied the knot! The actress, 40, married her Italian boyfriend Gian Luca Passi de Preposulo, 34, in his home country after five years of dating. The wedding took place in the northern Italian city of Treviso at the Passi de Preposulo family estate Villa Tiepolo Passi, which is less than an hour north of Venice.

Jessica Chastain is what the kids call “woke” and stuff, so it’s ok that she married an aristocrat and 1%-er, because he’s foreign and his name includes a lot of vowels. He makes more money than she does, so I’m not sure how long this is gonna work out. Hopefully not long, because she’s 40, and I need to get in there before it’s too late.

 

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Jessica Chastain Did Cannes & Links
Jessica Chastain Did Cannes & Links

 

A drunk Jennifer Lawrence worked a stripper pole  [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne wants you to see her nipple piercing  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Anna Kendrick in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Good lawd, Alexandra Daddario  [  Popoholic  ]

A moment with Camila Marrone   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Settle down, Kate Upton  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Bella Hadid did Cannes  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Jared Kushner is having white people problems  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Celebrities react to Chris Cornell‘s death   [  The Blemish  ]

#tbt Jessica Chastain at Cannes in 2o16  [  IDLY  ]

 

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This Is A Jessica Chastain Red Carpet Post
This Is A Jessica Chastain Red Carpet Post

 

As you know, I’ll post any “Jessica Chastain showed up on a red carpet” pics regardless of event and so I ca here everyone in the comments make red carpet jokes. Because she has red hair LOL I see what you did there. Good stuff, good stuff.  Today, it’s for AMC’s The Son. The description sounds like Dallas set in the Old West.  Cool. The point of this post is Jessica Chastain and her boobs. Let’s not get sidetracked.

 

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Jessica Chastain Is Back To Red Carpet Jessica Chastain

Naming a movie The Zookeeper’s Wife is probably the best way to ensure it doesn’t make any money, but Jessica Chastain is in it, and that means “Jessica Chastain on the red carpet” which is my favorite subgenre to post on here. Like this. And this. And this. She’s also an atheist which is weird, because I feel if there was a God, he’d like to take credit for those titties.

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Jessica Chastain Has Failed Us
Jessica Chastain Has Failed Us

 

It guess it was only a matter for time before 2016 killed something else I love, and that thing is Jessica Chastain on a red carpet (not euphemism).  Like, click on that one link. Then click this one. Then this one. The look at the tragedy she wore to the Toronto premiere of Miss Sloane. This is worse than what happened Gatlinburg and the picture of that Syrian kid that was going around on Facebook. Damn, clean that kid up, don’t just stand there and take his picture. Give him some chicken McNuggets or something.

 

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