Jessica Burciaga Is Subtle

 

Jessica Burciaga is too short and…uhhh…”curvy” to be anything other than an Instagram star and a page you pause on in Maxim, but actress Megan Good launched a magazine in LA yesterday, and since print magazines generate slightly more revenue than pay phones, they had a red carpet event and Jessica attended. I’m not not sure what message she was trying to convey with the outfit she chose but…no, wait. Yes I do. The message is “look at my boobs”. Pretty sure the message is definitely “look at my boobs”.  Ok, everybody look. See them? Cool. Next.

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Jessica Burciaga Says Good Morning



If we can honest for a minute, if Jesus came back, he’d probably like to do it on Jessica Burciaga‘s ass, so I honestly have no idea why she doesn’t have her own show yet THIS has two. What kind of world are we living in here? Next you’re gonna tell me that Miss USA won Miss Universe. C’mon, bro. Ge the fuck outta here.

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Jessica Burciaga Says Good Morning



Jessica Burciaga is what Jennifer Lopez thinks she looks like when she passes by her magic mirror, so when the Republican Party props up Marco Rubio in 2016 to condescend and pander to the Latino vote with tokenism since Rubio voted against the Dream Act and calls immigrants “illegals”, they might want to find a way for him to marry Jessica before then. Because that would mean she would be on television all the time. I could probably throw my support behind that.

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