Jessica Biel And Justin Timberlake Have A Restaurant Covered In Human Shit


Pop star ​Justin Timberlake’s Italian restaurant Destino was forced out of business by ruptured plumbing that spewed human waste on the walls, the ​former restaurant partners reveal for the first time in a ​new ​lawsuit against their insurance company. The celebrity-friendly ​eatery, which the “Sexy Back” singer opened in 2006 with two partners at First Avenue and 50th Street, was twice flooded with raw sewage, ​according to the ​the Manhattan civil​ suit filed Tuesday….The insurance company rushed Destino to reopen in November 2013, the suit claims, but a few days after re-launching, a pipe fell from the basement ceiling and drenched a recently stocked food area with sewage, which led to a mold infestation. Reports on the eatery closing down had pegged it to mere flooding problems….The insurer denied Destino’s claims, including $275,000 for repair and unspecified business losses.

This restaurant billed itself as “celebrity-friendly”, and one of the regulars was Bill Cosby, so there’s probably some higher force at work here.

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Jessica Biel Is Also Pregnant

DOWNSIDE: Jessica Biel is pregnant. UPSIDE: Jessica Biel’s ass will get bigger.

A pal close to the 7th Heaven star revealed the exciting news after weeks of feverish speculation and baby bump sightings. “Jessica is at least three months pregnant,” the source said. “And she’s due in April!” A second source revealed that the actress hasn’t had it easy getting pregnant in the past. “Jessica has had tense times in the past when it comes to having a baby, so it is not surprising that she is staying mum on confirming the news publicly yet,” the other insider said.

I was gonna post this “Jessica is pregnant” post before the last “Jessica is pregnant” post, but Radar Online makes you watch a long ass advertisement before you get to cut and paste, because I guess they really need the money, so here’s my “Jessica Biel” is pregnant post finally. But why does this source automatically assume Justin Timberlake is the father? Do they know where I was three months ago? I mean, I’m not one to start rumors. Just sayin.

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Dress Alike Now

Since they haven't found a wy for their periods to synch up yet, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are now wearing matching tuxedos to places. Like the premiere of Runner Runner. Now word yet on what color they decided for their toenails.

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Jessica Biel Changed Her Name To Jessica Timberlake

Doing her part to contribute to the evil patriarchy, Jessica Biel has officially changed her name to Jessica Timberlake. Life & Style reports:

Eleven months after marrying Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel has officially taken her man's last name. "It's all official!" a source tells Life & Style. "The paperwork is done and she's now legally Jessica Timberlake."

She'll still be known as Jessica Biel professionally, so this is strictly a proactive move for the eventual divorce proceedings when she states "irreconcilable differences". The only difference after the divorce being is that she'll have a lot more money and an extra check every month. How long must the patriachy grind its boot heel into the faces of our women? How long must we sit back and watch this happen? Diamond engagement rings are an archaic and oppressive symbol of a man's ownership of a woman started by a jewelry company who have the blood of millions of African children on their hands. We should ban them forever to show women that we truly see them as our equal haha lol you bitches got nervous there for a second. Love you!

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Jessica Biel Is Walking, Links

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Farrah Abraham’s In Rehab [The Superficial]

Jennifer Lawrence Shows Off Her Tummy For Paris Fashion Week [Popoholic]

Chloe Sims Must Be Very Chilly [Hollywood Tuna]

So, How Is Amanda Bynes Doing? [Dlisted]

Sweet Hot Tub (NSFW) [MyEx]

Selena Gomez didn’t wear underwear to this concert (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Mariah Carey faked it at the BET Awards [Lainey Gossip]

 Lindsay Lohan tells TMZ she’s off Adderall & is going into hiding: delusional? [Celebitchy]

Lana Del Ray Films Music Video; Shows Off Regrettable Tats [Moe Jackson]

Supercut: every time Kevin James has fallen down [Film Drunk]

Gwen Stefani is 43, has two kids, and looks like this [Celebslam]

20 Things You Didn't Know About The Tour De France [COED Magazine]

Michael Jackson Spent $35 Million to Silence Dozens of Boys He Abused [The Blemish]

Is Mick Jagger Getting Married To L’Wren Scott? [Evil Beet Gossip]

It’s a Wrap for Gandalf, Sir Ian McKellan Ends His Era [Crave Online]

Kris and Bruce Jenner might be over soon [Popbytes]

Harry Styles Has The Worst Fans In The World [Fishwrapper]

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Katherine Webb Likes Batman, Links
Katherine Webb Likes Batman, Links





Ke$ha Eyeball Raped Johnny Depp [The Superficial]

Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer Seriously Sizzle In FHM [Popoholic]

Stanija Dobrojevic Is Bootylicious [Hollywood Tuna]

It's Selena Gomez's Fault That Justin Bieber Is Crazy Now [MyEx]

Toddlers Are Drunk [UDrunkBro]

MMA's Amy Markham Areola Peek a Boo (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Norway Moves Midterms So Students Can Go To The Justin Bieber Concert [Dlisted]

Teresa Palmer sexes it up for Flaunt (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

'American Idol': 10 Things You Didn't See On TV [Celebuzz]

Lindsay Lohan refused to leave Brazil [Celebitchy]

The evolution of cell phones [COED Magazine]

What Kind of Beer Drinker Are You? [College Humor]

It’s a redhead kind of nation [The Chive]

Top 10 Phony Funbags (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]

You Guys Are Gonna Love Kim Kardashian’s Latest Maternity Dress [Moe Jackson]

Isabeli Fontana is yet another hot Brazilian [Celebslam]

Nicki Minaj Had Sex With Lil Wayne… in Her Video [The Blemish]

Lady Gaga WTF are you doing? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Gisele Bundchen Doing Whatever This Is With Her Hair [Amy Gindhouse]

Taylor Swift went grocery shopping [Lainey Gossip]

Olga Kurylenko Hot Legs for InStyle [Egotastic]

Chris Brown on Justin Bieber: ‘I Pray for Him’ [Popcrush]

Crime is legal for one day a year in Purge [Film Drunk]

Avril Lavigne is Making New Music [TooFab]

‘The Great Gatsby’ is unveiled in new posters [Popbytes]

Holly Madison Shares Easter With Baby Rainbow [Allie Is Wired]

Music Meets Style With Eric Benet [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Watch Four Clips and Two Behind-the-Scenes Videos for Oblivion [ComingSoon]

Marvel Studios Launches Iron Man 3 World Tour [Superhero Hype]

Ten Great Bad Movies [Crave Online]

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Jessica Biel Seems Completely Sane

Jessica Biel was on Conan Wednesday night, and halfway through the usual “oh hey I was such a tomboy growing up I haven’t always been this perfect” story, shit got weird. Us Magazine reports:

“They didn’t really stick around very long,” the 30-year-old explained. “I ended up mutilating them by pulling their heads off, cutting off all their hair, dyeing them with markers and sticking them on the Christmas tree lights. They’d light up like these demonic heads. My parents were very open!” When host Conan O’Brien called her tinkering “disturbing,” the Playing for Keeps actress laughed loudly. “Back then I don’t think people reported that kind of stuff. Now I would definitely be in trouble,” Justin Timberlake’s wife of one month said. “I still have the heads. They still go on [my Christmas tree] every year at home.”

So basically Jessica Biel is crazy. And when chicks are crazy, that really only translates to one thing: they’re cool with butt stuff. Look it up. I read it on WebMD.

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Helen Mirren Had The Right Idea

The Los Angeles premiere of Hitchcock was last night and Helen Mirren was so excited about the movie that she grabbed Jessica Biel‘s boobs. What is Helen Mirren, some sort of lesbian? This is gross. Any way we can go back to last night and let Kelly Brook grab Jessica Biel’s boobs? That wouldn’t be gross. If she could also lick her ass, also. And maybe her thighs. I should probably stop now. Happy Wednesday!

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Married Now

Yeah, like the title says. People reports:

It’s official! After five years of dating, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are husband and wife. “It’s great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and friends,” the couple told PEOPLE in an exclusive statement Friday.

Man, this must be a big relief to Timberlake. He finally gets to have sex with Jessica Biel! Because we all know that suppressing sexual feelings is the best way to ensure a happy marriage! Congrats, bro!

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Getting Married This Week

It’s okay, women on Twitter. I’m sure you were Justin’s second choice. And like you said, it probably won’t last a year and he’ll call you then, right? I meant, hahaha go get another sweater for your chihuahua . Us Magazine reports:

Following a ten-month engagement — and nixed plans for a bash in Northern California — Justin Timberlake will wed girlfriend of five years Jessica Biel in southern Italy this week, multiple sources confirm in the new Us Weekly. “They are ready to get married,” an insider says of the intimate, rustic ceremony to be attended only by close friends and family. With the bride and groom’s team taking “extra precautions” to keep the location top-secret, celebrations kicked off on Tuesday, Oct. 16.

Even though marriage is archaic and stupid and initially started as a transaction so the man could list a woman as his property before Christian’s co-opted the idea, I really don’t have anything bad to say about two seemingly cool people getting married, so congratulations I guess. May they be fruitful and Romney/Duggar the Earth.

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