Jessica Alba Says Good Morning, Links


5 worst dressed people at the 2014 People's Choice Awards  [Fishwrapper]

 Anne Hathaway must be cold (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

 Miley Cyrus is going to stick to this vagina thing [The Superficial]

 Rosalind Lipsett should live in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]

Anne Hathaway in a bikini is disappointing  [Popoholic]

Beth Behrs half naked for Esquire [Drunken Stepfather]

50 Cent is a great dad [TMZ]

Katie Couric is transphobic [Lainey Gossip]

 Kelly Osbourne isn't engaged anymore [Celebitchy]

Nina Agdal money shot [Moe Jackson]

Ben Foster ate handfuls of dirt during Lone Survivor [Film Drunk]

Thumbs up if you like showing your weiner [Celebslam]

Margot Robbie gets the gif treatment [COED Magazine]

Miss Venezuela was murdered during a robbery [The Blemish]

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Jessica Alba Continues To Be A MILF, Links

Jimmy Kimmel Responds To Kanye Going Crazy On Him [Dlisted]

Cher Is An Absolute Queen for Putting Up with This Nonsense [Fishwrapper]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley See Through Sweater (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Blake Shelton Tells Westboro Baptist To Blow Him [The Superficial]

Meet The British Jwoww [Hollywood Tuna]

Minka Kelly Goes Rug Shopping, Looks Ridiculously Hot While Doing So [Popoholic]

Kourtney Kardashian flashing her underwear (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Corey Feldman's pad got swatted last night [TMZ]

Oprah almost broke up with Lindsay Lohan [Lainey Gossip]

Halle Berry & Jennifer Garner’s paparazzi bill for children is now a law [Celebitchy]

Paris Fashion Week: Georgia May Jagger, Karlie Kloss, & Joan Smalls Hit The Runway [Moe Jackson]

The Tarzan movie is back on [Film Drunk]

Dylan Penn > Kristen Stewart [Celebslam]

20 Things You Didn't Know About Metallica [COED Magazine]

Paula Patton See-Through at ‘Baggage Claim’ Premiere [The Blemish

Kendra Wilkinson Had A Stroke [Evil Beet Gossip]

NBA Jam Hacked the Chicago Bulls [Crave Online]

Zach Galifianakis beat up Justin Bieber [Popbytes]

Lea Michele: How She Wants People To Remember Cory Monteith [Hollywood Life]

Nicki Minaj Breasts Will Not Be Contained [Blabberazzi]

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Jessica Alba is Queen of the MILFS, Links

The greatest Candice Swanepoel pic ever taken (Hint: DAT ASS) [MyEx]
Weight Watchers is so pissed at Jessica Simpson [The Superficial]
Jessica Biel is looking very chesty all of a sudden [Popoholic]
The world is Adriana Lima‘s catwalk [Hollywood Tuna]
Anna Friel looks cold (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
That heroin addict Teen Mom is why Ke$ha does what she does [Dlisted]
Alessandra Ambrosio is hotter in Brazil (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kristen Wiig is in talks for Anchorman 2 [Celebuzz]
Kate Upton covers up for Vogue [Celebitchy]
Snoop says he smokes more than 80 blunts a day [COED Magazine]
…and here’s how he might roll them [College Humor]
[The Chive]
Top 10 naked stocking stuffers (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
More Victoria’s Secret models out and about [Moe Jackson]
Kanye West wants to make Khloe Kardashian hot [Celebslam]
John Travolta has a Christmas album [The Blemish]
The Grammy nominations are out [Evil Beet Gossip]
This LeAnn Rimes drama is getting out of hand [Amy Gindhouse]
The Duchess of Cambridge left the hospital [Lainey Gossip]
Anne Hathaway won the Les Miserables premiere [Egotastic]
Eminem‘s daughter did not insult Taylor Swift [Popcrush]
Johnny Depp is finally making Don Quixote [Film Drunk]
Rihanna‘s fashion show is coming to America [TooFab]
Jack White hates Lady Gaga [Popbytes]
Nick Cannon is charitable [Allie Is Wired]
Judd Apatow is 45 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Casey Affleck is taking on the Boston Strangler [ComingSoon]
Promo for the Mid-Season Finale of Arrow [Superhero Hype]
The 21 Best Graphic Novels of 2012 [Crave Online]
The best time lapse video ever [Viralosity]
Lindsay Lohan is stalking that guy from The Wanted [Hollyscoop]
Kim Kardashian hit the gym [Splash News]
Miley Cyrus is almost bald now [Starcrush]

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Jessica Alba Is Angelic, Links

Adrianne Curry got her act together at Comic-Con [The Superficial]
Julianne Hough is in a bikini [Popoholic]
Porn stars had their own convention this weekend [Hollywood Tuna]
Madonna flashed her audience again (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Will Ferrell is 45 [Dlisted]
Natalie Portman is back from maternity leave [Celebuzz]
Lindsay Lohan lied about her brakes failing [Celebitchy]
How to perfect a cheap staycation [COED Magazine]
The 25 best things from the 1990s [College Humor]
This is what a Whopper with 1000 slices of cheese looks like [The Chive]
The fashion world doesn’t care about Nicole Richie [Celebslam]
Suri Cruise might become Scout Holmes [Evil Beet Gossip]
Miley Cyrus think 19 is old enough for a baby [Amy Gindhouse]
Robert Downey Jr. (more…)

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Jessica Alba Knows How To Stay Relevant, Links

A very late review of Prometheus [The Superficial]
Jennifer Lawrence is the new “Old Scarlett Johansson” [Popoholic]
Miranda Kerr is a terrible blonde [Hollywood Tuna]
Olivia Munn topless in Magic Mike (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Rupert Murdoch is slightly less evil than Scientology [Dlisted]
New Dark Knight Rises trailer, now with more Catwoman [Celebuzz]
Naomi Watts as Princess Dianna [Celebitchy]
Four random jobs you can do nude [COED Magazine]
The 25 best ice cream flavors [College Humor]
The classiest flash mob ever [The Chive]
Talking teddy bear > half-naked men [Moe Jackson]
Celebrities who won twitter in June [Celebslam]
Jessica Biel is still making movies [Evil Beet Gossip]
Mila Kunis is in Elle UK [Amy Gindhouse]
Princess Charlene is still in her contract marriage [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce and Kim Kardashian are chesty at the BET Awards [Cityrag]
One Direction’s Harry Styles is a teenage homewrecker [Popcrush]
Georgia Salpa is another Brit with huge tits [Heyman Hustle]
Chris Brown might not have been arrested for gun possession [Allie Is Wired]
Lindsay Lohan is 26 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

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Jessica Alba Is Still Very Attractive

Hey, remember that time when you would have shot a family member in the face then set their still twitching body on fire if Jessica Alba said she would show you her boobs? That was a pretty long time ago, wasn’t it?

Pic source = WENN

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Blake Lively and Jessica Alba Just Had Sex

The Amanda Knox trial or a cat getting thrown into a fireplace is funnier than anything on SNL, but apparently this weekend Andy Samberg had a digital short called, “I Just Had Sex”. And it had cameos by Blake Lively and Jessica Alba. I laughed harder when I broke my tibula that one time, but at least this has Blake Lively and Jessica Alba seemingly disappointed in having sex with two nerdy white dudes. So, yeah, I guess there’s that.

Blake Lively and her painful looking implants:

Jessica Alba and her comfortable looking ass:

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Jessica Alba Does German FHM

Based on things I read on the Internet, Germans incinerate Jews and worship David Hasselhoff, so it’s unclear how they will react to the November issue of German FHM. Mostly because Jessica Alba is a Latina actress who had a kid with the black guy from Hill Street Blues‘ son. But I hope they’re okay. If you can jack off to a smokestack and a talking 1982 Pontiac Trans Am (*), I’m sure you can find it in your heart to jack off to this.

(*) This also applies to people from New Jersey

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Jessica Alba Is Photogenic, Pregnant, Topless

Granted, this wasn't the way I wanted to see Jessica Alba's naked rack, but I walked up and down that beach and I couldn't find a genie lamp, so I guess these pictures (NSFW) will have to do. I just wish I didn't feel so uncomfortable. I know that baby is watching me masturbate. Stop looking at me, baby! You think you're better than me, is that it?!

Note: These pictures have yet to be confirmed, but let's play the game where we pretend they have. I love that game!

Another note: If you're a recently unthawed cavemen or an alien sent to Earth to study our ways in preparation for the invasion, you may be unfamiliar with the Internet.  Hope that helps!

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