Jessica Alba Has A Startup Worth $1B Before IPO
Jessica Alba Has A Startup Worth $1B Before IPO

 

If you’re like me and a billion other people, you probably just assumed Jessica Alba is a bad actress, but apparently it’s just bored indifference since obviously being an international movie star is just something she does as a hobby.

According to the Wall Street Journal, the superstar actress’s environmentally-friendly baby care startup, The Honest Co., recently closed a $70 million fundraising round. That investment now values her company just shy of a billion dollars, and it’s only growing: “She is an international star. We’re starting to see a lot of demand from her fans around the world,” [investor Jeremy Liew] said. “This idea for non-toxic, chemical free products has resonated around the world in developed and developing countries.” Since launching in 2012 with its non-toxic diapers and other natural baby products, the California-based startup has grown quickly by blending its environmentally sensitive products with a social mission. Annual revenue is tracking to hit north of $150 million in 2014, or three times the revenue of 2013, according to [co-founder Brian Lee]. Despite having been in business for just a few years, The Honest Co. is already eyeing a public stock offering, which will likely value the company even higher.

So, uhh, is she seeing anybody? She has a husband and two kids? I mean, I’ll take them all out to dinner if that’s cool.

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Jessica Alba Seems Stable In ‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’
Jessica Alba Seems Stable In ‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’

 

Photoshopped Jessica Alba has been pimping Sin City: A Dame To Kill For pretty hard lately, so to ruin all that, here's an exclusive clip (get it?) of Jessica chopping off all her hair and cutting up her face. Kinda sounds like a review of the new Lana Del Rey album.

 

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Hey There, Beautiful

Jessica Alba attended an event with an unnecessarily long name (13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala at Cipriani Wall Street) last night where her MILF game was too strong. She's 33 and has two kids. And looks like this. Will Graham should start a profile on her, because if some bloodless virgins have been found lately, he might want to give Jessica a long look.

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Photoshopped Jessica Alba Really Wants You To Go See ‘Sin City 2′
Photoshopped Jessica Alba Really Wants You To Go See ‘Sin City 2′

 

Yes, Entertainment Weekly obviously gave Jessica Alba a bigger rack and a younger face and made her pose in a bikini for next week's issue, but I ask you this, isn't that what we all wanted? That's rhetorical btw. Happy Friday.

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Jessica Alba Will Never Let You See Her Boobs Because Her Grandparents Are Still Alive
Jessica Alba Will Never Let You See Her Boobs Because Her Grandparents Are Still Alive

 

It's simple, we kill the grandparents.

Jessica on why she has a nudity clause… "I don't want my grandparents to see my boobs. That's it. It would be weird at Christmas. And, I mean, really, if you look at the movies I have done, getting naked would never 'elevate' the picture."

Actually, you know what would have elevated the picture? If you could act. Just sayin'. Or if we could have seen your boobs. I love you, but please don't make this harder than it needs to be.

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Jessica Alba Says Good Morning, Links

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