Jessica Alba Seems Stable In ‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’
Jessica Alba Seems Stable In ‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’


Photoshopped Jessica Alba has been pimping Sin City: A Dame To Kill For pretty hard lately, so to ruin all that, here's an exclusive clip (get it?) of Jessica chopping off all her hair and cutting up her face. Kinda sounds like a review of the new Lana Del Rey album.


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Hey There, Beautiful

Jessica Alba attended an event with an unnecessarily long name (13th Annual Samsung Hope For Children Gala at Cipriani Wall Street) last night where her MILF game was too strong. She's 33 and has two kids. And looks like this. Will Graham should start a profile on her, because if some bloodless virgins have been found lately, he might want to give Jessica a long look.

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Photoshopped Jessica Alba Really Wants You To Go See ‘Sin City 2′
Photoshopped Jessica Alba Really Wants You To Go See ‘Sin City 2′


Yes, Entertainment Weekly obviously gave Jessica Alba a bigger rack and a younger face and made her pose in a bikini for next week's issue, but I ask you this, isn't that what we all wanted? That's rhetorical btw. Happy Friday.

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Jessica Alba Will Never Let You See Her Boobs Because Her Grandparents Are Still Alive
Jessica Alba Will Never Let You See Her Boobs Because Her Grandparents Are Still Alive


It's simple, we kill the grandparents.

Jessica on why she has a nudity clause… "I don't want my grandparents to see my boobs. That's it. It would be weird at Christmas. And, I mean, really, if you look at the movies I have done, getting naked would never 'elevate' the picture."

Actually, you know what would have elevated the picture? If you could act. Just sayin'. Or if we could have seen your boobs. I love you, but please don't make this harder than it needs to be.

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Jessica Alba Says Good Morning, Links


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Jessica Alba Continues To Be A MILF, Links

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Blake Shelton Tells Westboro Baptist To Blow Him [The Superficial]

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Minka Kelly Goes Rug Shopping, Looks Ridiculously Hot While Doing So [Popoholic]

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Jessica Alba is Queen of the MILFS, Links

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