In this day and age, it’s truly hard to find love. That’s why I really had my hopes up when VH1 decided to throw a 44 year old guy in a hair band in a room full of strippers and star-fuckers to see where their hearts led them. Oh well. Page Six reports:
Bret Michaels never even got started with the “girlfriend” he selected last season, Jes Rickleff. Sources tell The Post’s Melissa Jane Kronfeld that Michaels was informed by the pink-haired punk rocker over the phone that she had taken up with a Chicago clothing designer upon returning home to the windy city. VH1 has renewed “Rock of Love” for a second season, but has not announced if Michaels will be its heartthrob.”
This comes as a real shock man, because everybody knows reality shows are not known for being faked or staged. Every reality show except for Man vs. Wild. That guy doesn’t even try. I saw an episode one time where he said he was in Africa, then they pulled the camera back you could see cars and a house made out of bricks. You’re not fooling me, sir.
Here’s classy Rock of Love contestant, Brandi C. These are NSFW: