Jerry Sandusky Is Now Officially A Pervert

We can all drop the innocent until proven guilty crap with Jerry Sandusky because Friday night he was finally convicted on 45 out of 48 counts of child molestation. It took the jury 20 hours to reach their decision, or 25 minutes per count, which, if you’ve never been on a jury, is really fast. Basically they probably read out the count, went over the judge’s instructions, unanimously voted that sicko guilty, then moved on to the next one. Still, you have to wonder about those three counts.

Sundusky is most likely going to die in jail now and just to make sure it’s by natural causes many, may years down the line, he has been put on suicide watch.

TMZ reports:

An attorney for Jerry Sandusky said Saturday his client has been placed under suicide watch for his own safety. Karl Rominger told CNN that Sandusky is being held in protective custody — separate from other inmates — as he awaits sentencing. He explained, “The judge in this case and the warden in this case decided to take a measure not meant to suggest in any way that he is suicidal, but simply to put the precautions in place first and then evaluate later.”

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Well, One Person Thinks Jerry Sandusky Is Innocent

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His wife. It’s his wife. TMZ reports:

In her statement Dottie says she’s been “shocked and dismayed by the allegations made against Jerry.” She adds, “As the mother of six children, I have been devastated by these accusations. Our children, our extended family and friends know how much Jerry and I love kids and have always tried to help and care for them. We would never do anything to hurt them. I am so sad anyone would make such a terrible accusation which is absolutely untrue. We don’t know why these young men have made these false accusations, but we want everyone to know they are untrue.”

All you need to do is watch his interview with Bob Costas to realize that Sandusky is sick and belongs in Shutter Island with a spike in his eyeball. If you have to pause and stumble over your answer then say you touched their thighs and showered with them in a fatherly way when you’re asked point blank “Are you sexually attracted to underage boys?”, something is wired way the hell wrong up in your cerebral cortex or frontal lobe or whatever. Dude is a monster who apparently can’t help himself, and his wife is obviously covering for him. But we all come here to see titties so I’ll stop typing now. Whew. I feel better already.

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Jerry Sandusky: “I’m Not A Pedophile. Well, Kinda. I Mean, Kids Are Sexy If That’s What You’re Asking.”

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Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach and heir apparent to Joe Paterno who raped away a legendary institution, went on NBC News’ Rock Center on Monday night after agreeing to be interviewed by Bob Costas AND OH GOD WTF?! Huffington Post reports:

In an interview with Bob Costas, Sandusky, once considered the heir apparent to coaching legend Joe Paterno, proclaimed his innocence in the face of a series of startling allegations detailed in a grand jury report issued last week. “I am innocent of those charges,” Sandusky said. “… I could say that I have done some of those things. I have horsed around with kids. I have showered after workouts. I have hugged them, and I have touched their legs without intent of sexual contact.” Sandusky is accused of sexually assaulting eight boys over a 15-year span, with some of the alleged crimes happening at Penn State, where he had access to campus as an emeritus professor following his 1999 retirement as Paterno’s top defensive assistant. Asked whether he was sexually attracted to underage boys, he said “sexually attracted, no. I enjoy young people, I love to be around them, but, no, I’m not sexually attracted to young boys.” Asked if there was anything he had done wrong, Sandusky said, “I shouldn’t have showered with those kids.”

Umm…duh. I’m not attracted to amputee burn victims, so that’s why I make it a point not to take showers with them while hugging them and caressing their thighs. Then raping them. If I did, people might get the wrong idea. With the idea being that I’m sexually attracted to amputee burn victims so I rape them. If you’re gonna rape little boys, at least have the decency to have a theme park and a zoo at your house. A bouncy house full of money for the parents also helps.

“You tried these new Berries and Cream Starburst?” – Jerry Sandusky to himself, just to see if this would happen.

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