Jenny Slate & Chris Evans Are Back On
Jenny Slate & Chris Evans Are Back On

 

After splitting earlier this year, because you’d expect that when Chris Evans is dating Jenny Slate, it appears they’re now back together.

It’s official! Chris Evans and Jenny Slate are back together, PEOPLE has confirmed. Earlier this week, Slate was spotted helping Evans hunt for a new apartment in Tribeca. They looked happy and “very much back together” during the outing, a witness tells PEOPLE. The couple, who previously split in February after dating for one year, first sparked rumors of a reconciliation after Evans and Slate were seen grabbing dinner together in Atlanta while the actor filmed his latest Avengers movie.

Jenny Slate kinda looks like Danny DeVito in Batman Returns, so technically they’ve both been in superhero movies. And Chris Evans is super woke now and you can’t date a super hot white chick if you’re woke and want to be taken seriously. You gotta get you a Jenny Slate or another weird chick who isn’t white and not really attractive because of patriarchal beauty standards. We wish them the best until beauty standards change back.

 

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Jenny Slate Is Maybe Pregnant
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Some of you still can’t admit that, on paper, you would’ve never hooked up Jenny Slate and Chris Evans in your head before it actually happened. But you like who you like. Let’s stop arguing about this. Let’s now argue about Chris Evan’s conscious decision not to pull out. 

Comic Jenny Slate — who’s reportedly dating “Captain America” hunk Chris Evans after splitting from her husband — fanned speculation over the weekend she might also be pregnant with the Marvel star’s baby. 


Page Six was all over that. They must have a lot of interns. No word from Chris Evans yet, but he strikes me as a dude who would politely laugh this kinda thing off once then want to sit down and have a talk about tweeting.


I mean, look at him.

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Chris Evans Is Dating Jenny Slate
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Now, I understand that Captain America fought Nazis back in the day, but I was unaware that PTSD could manifest into a Anne Frank fetish. You learn something new every day. Chris Evans is now dating comedian Jenny Slate. Oh, Jenny Slate divorced her husband of four years earlier this month, so I’ll let you do the math on all this. 

Last month, the twosome also appeared on Anna Faris’ “Unqualified”podcast in a joint interview. “I didn’t know what to expect when I met Chris. I was a little scared because I kind of felt like, Well, I don’t know him. He’s a giant man with huge muscles and he’s Captain America. How could we ever connect?” Slate said at the time. “[But the] first night that we hung out, I was like, Wow, I could hang out with Chris for, like, 90 hours.” Evans appeared to share the same sentiment. “Oddly enough, I’ve only known Jenny for a few months, which is insane to say because we’re like the same animal.”

Maybe Chris Evans is one of those dudes who like funny women? I’ve heard of that happening before. Mostly on Twitter. 


Wasn’t this available? I’m confused. 


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