I don’t know if more children have died because Jenny McCarthy‘s anti-vaxxer views or on her chest, but here she is at a Halloween costume party at SiriusXM Studios, because somebody decided to give her a show. A radio show. Again, Jenny McCarthy has a radio show. Of all the things I’d like to do with Jenny McCarthy, listening to her discuss the topics of the day is like maybe seven pages into the list.
Though not as much a commercial or critical success as The Fappening, The Fappening 2 makes up for it’s C-level cast with superb camera work and an overall better plot. Like Jenny McCarthy’s scene where she took a selfie while getting drilled from behind by what appears to be a homeless dude. I appreciate the socioeconomic subtext of the scene. Also, her rack is ridiculous. I won’t be posting them, of course, but if your work has a liberal Internet browsing policy, it’s available on Google On Demand.
Jenny McCarthy got fired from The View, because the world wasn’t ready for her truth because they are in the pocket of Big Vaccination, but she’s not letting that deter her from spreading the word about mercury and other things that haven’t been in vaccinations for a while. Like here, where she attended an Autism Scientists convention in Miami over the weekend. They basically just put uninformed graphics on Facebook and write “Share if you agree!”.
Having already conquered autism with denial and several subscriptions to mommy blogs, Jenny McCarthy is now the leading authority on homosexuality. So men, if you're on the fence about your sexuality, let Jenny McCarthy give you her number. If you don't call her back immediately, you're obviously a huge fag who can't get enough of the D. E! Online reports:
Jenny McCarthy had her doubts about Donnie Wahlberg before they began dating in July. During a radio interview with Scott and Todd from New York's 95.5 PLJ, the new View co-host said it took a while for the Blue Bloods star to ask her out, making her question Wahlberg's sexual orientation. The couple first met in March on the set of McCarthy's Vh1 talk show. "I went a year without dating anybody," the buxom blonde recalled. "So I don't know if I was really randy or really ready, but he was there and I gave him my phone number." She added, "I've never given a guy my number, but I was interested." McCarthy, 40, was dumbfounded when she didn't immediately hear from Wahlberg. "'It took two weeks for him to call me back, and I thought for sure he was playing for a different team, if you know what I'm saying," she said. "That's of course my ego, a girl's ego: ‘He must be married, he's gay, what's wrong?'"
Women are raised to believe that their vaginas are a magical world of wonder that you should worship if you ever want to enter, but since there's about 3.5 billion of them in the world, us men have a few more options than just yours. However, most men don't have the privilege of wading through the still wet sea of New Kids On The Block pussy like Donnie Wahlberg. So yeah, if a guy doesn't call you back, he's totally gay. Or has autism. Either of those two. I mean, because there's absolutely nothing wrong with you. You're a perfect princess.
I don't have access to the Ashley Greene topless bikini pics. What a dark day in our nation's history. So here's Autism Scientist and new The View co-host, Jenny McCarthy, at something called the US Weekly Most Stylish New Yorkers Party. And since blondes with huge boobs are always in fashion, she was let inside the party. I wonder if two dudes standing next to each other asked her to come take down their twin towers. Hahaha oh yeaaahh, son! Nailed it!
Now that her career as an Autism Scientist is over, Jenny McCarthy is using her own marketable talent to whore for Carl's Jr. and their salads. This is perfect casting, because when I think of ranberry apple walnut grilled chicken salads, I think about a single 40-year old chick with implants making lunch before she goes to a bar for College Night.
Halloween and Jenny McCarthy‘s birthday are on consecutive days, and when she celebrates those is Vegas, it creates the perfect slutty costume storm where we all get to see the true power of her huge rack. If she wore this while talking to me about autism being a government conspiracy, there’s a good chance I’d say, “You know, I never really thought about that before. You make some really valid points. Tell me more.”
Jenny McCarthy was in the Grove yesterday, and good tip if you want to convince people that you’re a scientist who has cracked the code of Autism through a massive government conspiracy, have huge tits and bend over a lot. Hear her out, she makes a lot of good points. If you compare the instances of vaccinations to the increased instances of au–LOOK AWAY, TODD! LOOK AWAY!!!
Jenny McCarthy was in NYC yesterday promote her new book “Bad Habits: Confessions Of A Recovering Catholic”, and as you look at these pictures, please understand that this is the woman who believed she’s cured Autism. Look, I don’t care how big your boobs are, there’s a limit to the things I’ll believe even if you show them to me.