Jennifer Lopez Is Banging Alex Rodriguez
Jennifer Lopez Is Banging Alex Rodriguez


Earlier this week it was reported that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got back together, then it was reported that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner called off their divorce. Then it was reported that Drake started crying. Not sure about that last one. It feels true. Now it’s being reported that Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are dating. Alex Rodriguez used to play baseball really good now he doesn’t.

The “On the Floor” singer, 47, is dating former MLB star Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez, a source confirms to PEOPLE. “They have been dating for a few weeks,” the source said. “She seems excited,” a source close to Lopez told PEOPLE. “He has been around her family and she really likes that he is a dad. She is aware, though, that he is a ladies’ man too and is being cautious. For now, it’s just fun. She is single and enjoys dating.”

Both of their last names end in “z”, and if you add about eight more, that would pretty much sum up my thoughts on this. This is news and I guess I’m supposed to tell you about it or whatever. Here’s some pictures if you’re not asleep.


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Drake Is Banging Jennifer Lopez

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PSA: I’m awake because if Carrie Fisher died, I was gonna post about it. But she’s not dead, so I’m gonna post a story I was gonna post on Tuesday but forgot because somebody brought over burritos. I’m going to post it now. The post is about Drake and Jennifer Lopez. You probably figured that out already though.

Drake and Jennifer Lopez might be more than just friends. A week after the 30-year-old rapper visited Lopez in Las Vegas for her residency return at Planet Hollywood, the two were spotted spending a little time together in Los Angeles on Monday night.  An eyewitness tells ET that Drake and Lopez, 47, stepped out for an intimate dinner at West Hollywood hot spot Delilah. While the two did dine with a small group of friends, the eyewitness says that Drake and J.Lo appeared to be on a date.

I’m not really a fan of Drake’s pussy begging music, but if Jennifer Lopez asks you to bang her, you do it. I had more planned for this post, but it’s Christmas Eve. Make up your own.


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Jennifer Lopez Did Vegas & Links

Blake Shelton asked Gwen Stefani to marry him, got denied   [  Dlisted   ]

Lisa Snowdon went topless at the beach  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Marco Rubio is sorry for making you think Trump has a tiny penis  [ Jezebel ]

Charlotte McKinney‘s giant boobs will keep you company  [  The Superficial   ]

Bella Thorne in a thong bikini   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Not sure what Kendall Jenner is wearing here  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Megan Fox is in full on mom mode  [  Popoholic  ]

Hey now, Victoria Justice  [ Moe Jackson  ]

Tia Shipman got naked for Treats  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Adele bought this $10M house in Beverly Hills  [  The Blemish  ]

Brandi Redmond doesn’t have time for this shit  [  Reality Tea  ]

Remember the Jennifer Lopez sex tape?  [  IDLYITW 

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Anne Hathaway was super cold at the beach (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Taylor Swift will burn her enemies in a forest fire  [   The Superficial   ]

John Stamos threw the full shade at the Olsen twins  [  Dlisted   ]

Rita Ora’s bikinis are getting ridic   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Cara Delevinge in a bikini is meh  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Kendall Jenner in a bikini on a yacht with One Direction  [   DrunkenStepfather  ]

Jess Glynne is asking way too much of the sun  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Hilary Clinton promised to find life outside Earth if elected  [  The Blemish  ]

Kristen Stewart wore this dress, smiled once  [  Popoholic  ]

Sup, Luisana Lopilato?  [  Celebslam  ]

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are about to go to war  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Megyn Kelly said Donald Trump tried to hit it more than once  [  COED  ]

Clinton: The Musical is a thing  [  Popbytes  ]


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Sarah Palin wants to make a miracle with Louis C.K.  [ The Superficial  ]

Jayde Pierce has a see through bathing suit  (NSFW)  [ Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Johnny Depp doesn’t know he’s awake  [ Dlisted  ]

Jessica Alba’s legs did a photo shoot   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

This is what Miley Cyrus’ concerts look like now  [  DrunkenStepfather  ]

Elisa Meliani did Treats  (NSFW)  [ The Nip Slip  ]

The trailer for Melissa McCarthy’s The Boss is shit  [ The Blemish ]

Emmanuelle Chriqui at the Creed premiere  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Jessica Alba is business time   [  Popoholic  ]

Johanna Durhone is your model at midnight   [  Celebslam  ]

Charli XCX modeled some leotards (NSFW)  [  Egotastic  ]

Adele slayed on SNL  [  Celebitchy  ]

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The Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape Is Coming
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Jennifer Lopez has spent most of her J-Lo money trying to block the release of a sex tape she and one of her ex-husbands, Cuban waiter Ojani Noa, made on their honeymoon in 1997. But much like the NRA, he’s found a loophole  to destroy a life. Yay, loopholes!


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Jennifer Lopez Is 46

Whenever a Puerto Rican or black woman ask me to guess their age, I do myself a favor and pretend I don’t speak English, because there’s a chance I could guess right or be off by 30 years. I don’t need pressure like that. That being said, this is what Jennifer Lopez looked like at her 46th birthday party. Keep in mind that Sarah Jessica Parker and Lopez went to high school at the same time. Man, somebody is losing the race war on pretty much all fronts.

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