Jennifer Lawrence: Bra Apocalypse

This is the second Jennifer Lawrence post today. I’m aware of that. But what else am I gonna post about? A Kardashian? I might get to one of those later. In the meantime, the UK premiere of X-Men: Oh God Not Another One (check out Crave‘s review) was last night, and Jennifer Lawrence wore this dress but no bra. This is what passes for news on sites like this. And that’s fine. The world needs it. Just like Oscar Isaac needs a bigger house so he did Star Wars and this bullshit last year. 

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Rack & Links

Emmanuelle Chriqui and Emily Ratajkowski naked (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Mariah Carey wore this dress  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

“Miss me with that spousal support shit” –  Kaley Cuoco   [  Dlisted   ]

Right In DC’s Butthole: A Review Of  ‘Captain America: Civil War  [  The Superficial   ]

Selena Gomez naked on stage   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Instagram model tries to be a real model  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Gigi Hadid wore this dress  [  Popoholic  ]

Jennifer Lopez in a bikini  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Kristen Stewart‘s ex-gf is giving us some social media drama  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Sharon Stone got cast in a Marvel movie   [  The Blemish  ]

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Probably Dating Darren Aronofsky
Jennifer Lawrence Is Probably Dating Darren Aronofsky


Since my soul refuses to address this story (yes, I’m getting all your tweets and emails), I’ll just talk about how Jennifer Lawrence is probably dating Rachel Weisz’s babby daddy. (via Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Lawrence is Darren Aronofsky’s leading lady – in more ways than one! A source tells In Touch that J-Law, 25, is secretly dating the 47-year-old director, an Oscar nominee who has a son with his ex Rachel Weisz… They began flirting, and soon they were hooking up. Now it’s getting serious,” says the source, adding that everyone on the set of the film (which is currently untitled) is buzzing about the romance. “Jennifer and Darren think they’re being sneaky, but it’s all anyone can talk about!”

Wait, how the hell did this happen? Oh, wait. This. It happened because of this. Carry on. 


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Anne Hathaway Defends Jennifer Lawrence For Being A Dick Now
Anne Hathaway Defends Jennifer Lawrence For Being A Dick Now


Anne Hathaway (who hides an annoyingly insatiable need to be liked with a veil of false humility) posted the following  rant on Facebook yesterday in response to the backlash Jennifer Lawrence (who hides a shitty chick behind a cult of personality who worships at the altar of her calculated and always impeccably well-timed “relatable girl” persona) is getting for being an asshole to a Golden Globes reporter who could barely understand English. Enjoy!

Dear the Internet,
It’s become pretty clear that the Jennifer Lawrence “scolding” was taken out of context and that she was dryly joking with a journalist who was indeed using his phone to take photos of her.
Let’s not continue the sad but common practice of building people – especially women- up just to viciously tear them down when we perceive them to have misstepped. Jennifer is a beautiful, talented, wildly successful, popular, FOUR TIME OSCAR NOMINATED young woman. Please let us not punish her for these things.


Sincerely,
A J-Law fan
‪#‎supportstrongwomen‬ ‪#‎imwithher‬ ‪#‎whycantwegiveloveonemorechance‬

God. Shut up, Anne. With your freakishly long arms and 97 teeth. Anyway,  in case you missed it, Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence in the name of supporting women. You can support women, but you’re not really required to support women who are assholes. Only alimony requires you do to that. And if we’re being honest with ourselves here, Jennifer Lawrence has been in 22 movies. Two were good. Winter’s Bone and Silver Lining’s Playbook. And even that was better when she wasn’t onscreen. Four of the movies were just one big Battle Royale knockoff with white people. And another two were part of a comic book franchise that should have died in 2003. And the movie she’s nominated for this year is about a woman who sold a bunch of mops on QVC. So let’s not pretend she’s Meryl Streep. Wow. I’m getting too worked up over this for a Saturday. Breathe it out, Todd. Go to your happy place. The place that closes nationwide on February 8th. Damn you, E.Coli! I’m watching you, buddy. Don’t think I’m not. 


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Jennifer Lawrence Called Out A Reporter Who Couldn’t Speak English


Probably from spending too much time with David O. Russell and Amy Schumer, Jennifer Lawrence went out of her way to be a bitch to a Golden Globes press room reporter last night who could barely speak English for having the audacity to look at his phone while her highness was talking about winning an award for playing a woman who invented a mop a lot of people bought on QVC. Maybe he was looking at his phone to get translated questions. Maybe he really doesn’t care about QVC mops. Maybe you can use this at the next Trump rally. 


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The Lohans Hate Jennifer Lawrence
The Lohans Hate Jennifer Lawrence


Apparently Jennifer Lawrence was “ill and vomiting” right before the Joy premiere, and I guess she’s all right now. All right as Jennifer Lawrence can be. Then she went on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Either the Lohan’s watch that or their Google alerts are very robust.

“I’m a puker. I don’t stop working . . . until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop…I get, like, Lindsay Lohan-grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol.”

They didn’t take it well.



I legit forgot there was an “Ali Lohan”, and I really don’t think Maya Angelou appreciates being involved in this. And it’s not like you can mention Lindsay Lohan without mentioning drugs and alcohol. That’s like having a GOP without mentioning which brown people are ruining America this time.


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It’s Jennifer Lawrence At The ‘Joy’ Premiere

The premiere for Jennifer Lawrence Bradley Cooper Movie #4 was last night in NYC. It’s called Joy. It’s about a single mother who invents a mop and got famous on QVC. Should be boring. Like Jennifer Lawrence. And this post. But not as boring as a movie about a woman who invents a mop. It’s A Most Dangerous Year except with mops. In conclusion, they made a movie about a woman who invented a mop. Jennifer Lawrence plays that woman. The woman who invented a mop.



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Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Get Laid
Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Get Laid


Luckily Vogue doesn’t care how much money you make, because Jennifer Lawrence is on the cover of the December issue and they even asked her questions and opinions on stuff. She mostly talked about wine and movies and Amy Schumer, but this also happened:

She’s been spending a lot of time on her own in the past few months, ever since breaking up with Chris Martin, whom she had been seeing for about a year. Dating is tricky at this point. “No one ever asks me out,” she says. “I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow. I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.

I would say she could send nudes to some dudes and see what happens, but I think the element of surprise might be lost there since, well, you know. Maybe a Snapchat of her pay stub? I don’t wanna speak for other guys, but I’d say nice things about American Hustle once the direct deposit hits. So many nice things. All the nice things.


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JoJo took a naked Snapchat (NSFW)   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

January Jones died   [ The Superficial ]

Jessica White doesn’t need bras (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks cold   [ The Nip Slip ]

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is playing Amy Winehouse  [ Dlisted ]

Madison Beer is illegal    [ Hollywood Tuna ]

Kaley Cuoco is going through a phase   [ Moe Jackson ]

I take back what I said about Bindi Irwin   [ The Blemish ]

That dying guy got to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens early. Worth it.  [ Crave ]

Tawny Jordan is all wet   [ Celebslam ]

Charlotte McKinney was all boobs at the GQ Mexico awards   [ Egotastic ]

Bryana Holly in a bra  [ Popoholic ]

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Jeremy Renner Doesn’t Get Paid To Negotiate Your Pay
Jeremy Renner Doesn’t Get Paid To Negotiate Your Pay


Event though Amy Adams had more screen time in the shit show that was American Hustle, it was Jennifer Lawrence who penned an essay about wage equality. Although her co-star Bradley Cooper has come out in support of fighting this very real thing, Jeremy Renner ain’t got time for that.

 Business Insider asked Jeremy Renner, who also starred in “American Hustle,” if he would also be willing to negotiate alongside his female co-stars on future projects. He also was paid more than Adams and Lawrence for his role in the film, according to a Sony email leaked during the hack on the company. “That’s not my job,” Renner said, while taking part in an intimate press day on Tuesday for the new “One Life/Live Them” campaign he’s doing for Rémy Martin Cognac. “I don’t know contracts and money and all that sort of stuff,” Renner went on to say. Adding he fully supports actresses receiving equal pay as actors, he said he’s more focused on his craft than what everyone is making. “I’m a performer and I know human behavior. When it comes to that sort of stuff I let other people deal with that,” said the two-time Oscar nominee. “I do what I’m good at, that’s what I focus on.”

Granted, Renner probably should have phrased this a little better, but he makes a point. What Jennifer Lawrence made wasn’t his responsibility. She’s reportedly making $7M more than her co-star, Chris Pratt, in Passengers. Does she plan to update her essay with that? No? Then what exactly are we talking about here? Look, it’s sad that wage inequality is still a thing, but Jeremy Renner’s biggest paycheck to date is from playing a superhero whose only power is being good with a bow and arrow. It’s not like he can afford to stand on a negotiating table with Jennifer Lawrence with his fist in the air. Let’s not chop off this dude’s head because Sony decided to chop off Jennifer’s.



Look at all this gender equality:


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