Lala Kent Said Jennifer Lawrence Is The “Type Of Chick” To Bang Harvey Weinstein
Lala Kent Said Jennifer Lawrence Is The “Type Of Chick” To Bang Harvey Weinstein

 

I’m about to type two words that I’ve never typed in sequence before. Here it goes: Vanderpump Rules. I realize that’s a reality show and apparently Lala Kent is on said show. And last month, Jennifer Lawrence called her a “cunt” on Watch What Happens Live because feminism or what not. So as white people are prone to do, Lala Kent went on a podcast yesterday and had some words. Per Too Fab:

“Not only did she call me the c-word … she went on and on making fun of me and my relationship with my mom … I’m watching this like ‘Is this A-list celebrity, who has Oscars, for real?’ And then when she dropped the c-word I was like ‘Ok, honey, let’s leave the trash to us reality TV personalities, don’t be trying to take my job.”’ “Well you know, I just let her know she’s a gross human being and congratulations on two failed films in a row,” the Bravo star continued.

The this happened.

When McDonald asked Lala if she thought Lawrence had had any sexual relations with disgraced movie producer Harvey Weinstein, Lala said, “Yeah, I think she’s that type of chick.

This was the follow up.

“Well, here’s the thing. Now any time you bring her up, like, I’m going to have nothing nice to say about her. I’m going to say that she sucked everyone’s d–ks to get to where she is. I’m going to say that her hair sucks, her face is a little too pudgy, like she needs to stop the drinking, you know? I said it, you don’t have to worry.” After some silence from McDonald, Kent added, “I said it, you don’t have to worry.”

Well, okay then. She went with the nuclear button on this. I can respect that. “Lala Kent” sounds like a fake name, but regardless, she’s like way hotter than Jennifer Lawrence so I’ll accept Kent’s claims as facts here. She does make wack movies. I’m not even sure Jennifer Lawrence’s family went to see Red Sparrow.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Dating Joel Edgerton
Jennifer Lawrence Is Dating Joel Edgerton

 

Jennifer Lawrence seems pretty excited about it in the banner pic, but she’s apparently dating Red Sparrow co-star Joel Edgerton. Per Daily Mail:

On Wednesday, The Daily Telegraph claimed ‘rumours are swirling throughout Hollywood’ that the 27-year-old Oscar winner is dating the Australian actor, 43. The pair have been seen putting on a series of flirty displays in recent weeks as they promote their new film together.  According to the newspaper, ‘the co-stars are often seen having private moments, chatting and giggling together’. During their latest public appearance in New York on Monday night, the pair looked cosy as Joel wrapped his arm tightly around Jennifer’s waist.

So are they dating or just banging? Either way, history shows the best way to do both with Jennifer Lawrence is to be in a movie with her or direct a movie she’s in. If Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t famous she’d be that woman who finds her soulmate in the office where she works. Well, maybe not the office because she didn’t graduate high school. She’d definitely fall in love with her Bojangles’ day manager though.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Never Went To High School
Jennifer Lawrence Never Went To High School

 

In an interview with 60 Minutes,  Jennifer Lawrence says she dropped out of school at 14 and never went back. Per People:

“I dropped out of middle school. I don’t technically have a GED or a diploma. I am self-educated,” she says. But does she regret the decision? “No. I really don’t. I wanted to forge my own path. I found what I wanted to do and I didn’t want anything getting in the way of it. Even friends, for many years, were not as important to me as my career from the age of 14.”

Man, everything Jennifer Lawrence says or does makes sense now. I guess we should have picked up on this sooner. But I really feel bad for her, because if she went to high school she could have been an expert on gun reform policy. She really missed an opportunity here.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Did The ‘Red Sparrow’ Photocall
Jennifer Lawrence Did The ‘Red Sparrow’ Photocall

 

According to Mueller, we’re pretty much all Russian bots now because we mostly get our news from memes, so I’m not sure if a movie glamorizing the effectiveness of a Russian spy is what Hollywood needs to be sending out into the world right now, but here we are. Jennifer Lawrence attended the Red Sparrow photocall with her boobs out to distract us from the fact that she’s a Russian spy in the movie. She really has a career in politics.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Did The ‘Red Sparrow’ Premiere
Jennifer Lawrence Did The ‘Red Sparrow’ Premiere

 

Jennifer Lawrence basically plays John Wick in Red Sparrow, but since it’s a woman John Wick, Hollywood had to make her a prostitute instead of just a woman John Wick. Oh, I’m sorry. They made her a “seductive Russian spy.” Not the same thing. My apologies. I remember in Taken when Liam Neeson had to put on a low cut dress and give one of those guys a handjob to find out where his daughter was. Pretty intense scene. Also, lol at Jennifer Lawrence’s Russian accent.

 

 

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Jennifer Lawrence And Darren Aronofsky Split Up Already
Jennifer Lawrence And Darren Aronofsky Split Up Already

 

Sad news to report. Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky have broken up. If an overrated 27-year-old actor from Kentucky and a pretentious 48-year-old Brooklyn hipster can’t stay together after making a shitty movie together that they thought was art, what hope do the rest of us have?

Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky have called it quits, ET has exclusively learned from multiple sources. The former couple dated for roughly one year after working together on the 2017 film Mother!, directed by Aronofsky. A source says the breakup happened last month. It was an amicable split and they remain friends. Another source tells ET the pair’s last public sighting was at the Governors Awards in LA on Nov. 11 and although the two were already broken up, they sat together and were friendly. It’s not awkward, the source adds.

I could make a Mother! joke here, but these two already made it one, so I’ll leave it alone. Not sure what happened with them, but hopefully she was replaced with Emma Stone.

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Jennifer Lawrence Said Her Nude Hack Was Like Getting ‘Gang-Banged’
Jennifer Lawrence Said Her Nude Hack Was Like Getting ‘Gang-Banged’

 

Back in 2014, a lot of women’s iCloud’s were hacked and nude pics of them were dumped all over the Internet. During that time, we learned that hacking and releasing those were pretty damn shitty, and we also learned that Jennifer Lawrence really, really, really, likes taking naked pictures of herself and sending them to people. Dear lord, there’s was a lot.  Yesterday, as a guest on The Hollywood Reporter‘s ‘Awards Chatter’ podcast, Lawrence talked about it.

“When the hacking thing happened, it was so unbelievably violating that you can’t even put it into words,” she says. “I think that I’m still actually processing it. When I first found out it was happening, my security reached out to me. It was happening minute-to-minute — it was almost like a ransom situation where they were releasing new ones every hour or so. And, I don’t know, I feel like I got gang-banged by the fucking planet — like, there’s not one person in the world that is not capable of seeing these intimate photos of me. You can just be at a barbecue and somebody can just pull them up on their phone. That was a really impossible thing to process.”

While we await her apology to porn stars after Twitter calls out her problematic language, can we talk about how dumb her last movie was? Did you see mother!? If you did, omg did you get it?! Man, it was very deep and not spelled completely out or written by a dude on a weeklong coke binge and thought it was subtle.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Said A Producer Put Her In A “Nude Lineup”
Jennifer Lawrence Said A Producer Put Her In A “Nude Lineup”

 

Now that everybody is telling their sexual harassment/assault stories, everybody is telling their sexual harassment/assault stories. Yesterday, it was Jennifer Lawrence speaking at the Elle Women in Hollywood event (via Page Six).

“When I was much younger and starting out, I was told by producers of a film to lose 15 pounds in two weeks,” the Oscar winner said at the Elle Women in Hollywood event on Monday. “[It was] sort of crazy. One girl before me had already been fired for not losing enough weight fast enough. During this time a female producer had me do a nude line-up with about five women who were much, much, thinner than me. We are stood side-by-side with only paste-ons covering our privates.” “After that degrading and humiliating lineup, the female producer told me I should use the naked photos of myself as inspiration for my diet,” Lawrence, 27, added with a chuckle. “I can laugh now, it’s OK.”

Well, that’s awful. At least the director of the project was their for some words of encouragement oh wait no he wasn’t.

“He asked me to star in a porno as the character,” she revealed, “among many other things that are too inappropriate to repeat here in this dress.” She added, “He said he didn’t know why everyone thought I was so fat, he thought I was ‘perfectly f—kable.’”

And why didn’t Lawrence say anything?

“I was trapped, and I can see that now. I didn’t want to be a whistleblower, I didn’t want these embarrassing stories talked about in a magazine, I just wanted a career … In all of the sadness, I think it’s been oddly unifying. It’s so fundamental to the female experience to be mistreated and to feel ashamed of it.”

And here lies the inherent problem with Hollywood and the entertainment industry in general (politics in included in “entertainment industry”). All of this is purely transactional. Women will agree to this kinda shit – even if it isn’t actually consensual – to realize their dreams. When you’re expected and understand that you have to go along with this to achieve those dreams, eventually sexual assault is on the table. And you’ll be expected to go along with that as well. Also, the NFC title seems pretty wide open now since Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone.

 

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What A Lovely Couple
What A Lovely Couple

 

Jennifer Lawrence (27) and Darren Aronofsky (48) made their first red carpet appearance together at the NYC premiere of mother!, and I’m continuing this sentence so I don’t have to end it with an exclamation point. Lawrence is at the point of her career where she’s gonna be Kate Winslet and either date or marry every director she works with and maybe have a kid with each. I hope she doesn’t have a kid with Quentin Tarantino, because nobody wants to see a poor child suffer with a neck brace that holds his head up.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Says ‘mother!’ Is Feminist. Sure, Why Not?
Jennifer Lawrence Says ‘mother!’ Is Feminist. Sure, Why Not?

 

If you take a scroll through Twitter or read any reviews, a lot of people are saying mother! is misogyny torture porn. I don’t know, I haven’t seen it yet. But not sure if you could tell by Jennifer Lawrence screaming an crying through the whole trailer, but apparently mother! is like a super feminist movie. She tells Variety:

 “To me, this is incredibly feminist in the way that these Victorian, patriarchal novels show these loving, amazing husbands that are very slowly and delicately taking away their wives’ dignity,” said Lawrence, who was reading “Jane Eyre” during the shoot. “To be a feminist movie, we don’t have to all be women and all be aggressive. Before we knew what feminism was, people were writing these novels that showed women’s strength being drained from them.”

I mean, I get it. I guess every high-profile female actor has to say every movie they do is feminist even if they’re just trying to get a check (I see you, Brie). Like Jessica Chastain could do a movie where she’s naked and chained to a wall but the character will be feminist because she tried to escape once or whatever. I get, I really do. People justify things everyday, why not being naked and chained to a wall because the money was right?

 

Also, Jennifer Lawrence was so empowered by this role, she injured herself and will never work with the male director again.

“I had trouble calming down and coming back after he called cut,” she said. “I’ve always been fine snapping out of it, but I’ve never had to go this dark before. I kind of lost control of myself. I tore my diaphragm and popped my chest rib out.” She took a beat. “I don’t know if I’d ever work with Darren again.”

Girl power, bro.

 

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