Anne Hathaway Defends Jennifer Lawrence For Being A Dick Now
Anne Hathaway Defends Jennifer Lawrence For Being A Dick Now


Anne Hathaway (who hides an annoyingly insatiable need to be liked with a veil of false humility) posted the following  rant on Facebook yesterday in response to the backlash Jennifer Lawrence (who hides a shitty chick behind a cult of personality who worships at the altar of her calculated and always impeccably well-timed “relatable girl” persona) is getting for being an asshole to a Golden Globes reporter who could barely understand English. Enjoy!

Dear the Internet,
It’s become pretty clear that the Jennifer Lawrence “scolding” was taken out of context and that she was dryly joking with a journalist who was indeed using his phone to take photos of her.
Let’s not continue the sad but common practice of building people – especially women- up just to viciously tear them down when we perceive them to have misstepped. Jennifer is a beautiful, talented, wildly successful, popular, FOUR TIME OSCAR NOMINATED young woman. Please let us not punish her for these things.


Sincerely,
A J-Law fan
‪#‎supportstrongwomen‬ ‪#‎imwithher‬ ‪#‎whycantwegiveloveonemorechance‬

God. Shut up, Anne. With your freakishly long arms and 97 teeth. Anyway,  in case you missed it, Anne Hathaway defends Jennifer Lawrence in the name of supporting women. You can support women, but you’re not really required to support women who are assholes. Only alimony requires you do to that. And if we’re being honest with ourselves here, Jennifer Lawrence has been in 22 movies. Two were good. Winter’s Bone and Silver Lining’s Playbook. And even that was better when she wasn’t onscreen. Four of the movies were just one big Battle Royale knockoff with white people. And another two were part of a comic book franchise that should have died in 2003. And the movie she’s nominated for this year is about a woman who sold a bunch of mops on QVC. So let’s not pretend she’s Meryl Streep. Wow. I’m getting too worked up over this for a Saturday. Breathe it out, Todd. Go to your happy place. The place that closes nationwide on February 8th. Damn you, E.Coli! I’m watching you, buddy. Don’t think I’m not. 


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Jennifer Lawrence Called Out A Reporter Who Couldn’t Speak English


Probably from spending too much time with David O. Russell and Amy Schumer, Jennifer Lawrence went out of her way to be a bitch to a Golden Globes press room reporter last night who could barely speak English for having the audacity to look at his phone while her highness was talking about winning an award for playing a woman who invented a mop a lot of people bought on QVC. Maybe he was looking at his phone to get translated questions. Maybe he really doesn’t care about QVC mops. Maybe you can use this at the next Trump rally. 


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The Lohans Hate Jennifer Lawrence
The Lohans Hate Jennifer Lawrence


Apparently Jennifer Lawrence was “ill and vomiting” right before the Joy premiere, and I guess she’s all right now. All right as Jennifer Lawrence can be. Then she went on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Either the Lohan’s watch that or their Google alerts are very robust.

“I’m a puker. I don’t stop working . . . until eventually my body’s just like, ‘If we don’t make her barf or pass out, she won’t stop…I get, like, Lindsay Lohan-grade exhaustion, but without any drugs or alcohol.”

They didn’t take it well.



I legit forgot there was an “Ali Lohan”, and I really don’t think Maya Angelou appreciates being involved in this. And it’s not like you can mention Lindsay Lohan without mentioning drugs and alcohol. That’s like having a GOP without mentioning which brown people are ruining America this time.


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It’s Jennifer Lawrence At The ‘Joy’ Premiere

The premiere for Jennifer Lawrence Bradley Cooper Movie #4 was last night in NYC. It’s called Joy. It’s about a single mother who invents a mop and got famous on QVC. Should be boring. Like Jennifer Lawrence. And this post. But not as boring as a movie about a woman who invents a mop. It’s A Most Dangerous Year except with mops. In conclusion, they made a movie about a woman who invented a mop. Jennifer Lawrence plays that woman. The woman who invented a mop.



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Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Get Laid
Jennifer Lawrence Can’t Get Laid


Luckily Vogue doesn’t care how much money you make, because Jennifer Lawrence is on the cover of the December issue and they even asked her questions and opinions on stuff. She mostly talked about wine and movies and Amy Schumer, but this also happened:

She’s been spending a lot of time on her own in the past few months, ever since breaking up with Chris Martin, whom she had been seeing for about a year. Dating is tricky at this point. “No one ever asks me out,” she says. “I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow. I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.

I would say she could send nudes to some dudes and see what happens, but I think the element of surprise might be lost there since, well, you know. Maybe a Snapchat of her pay stub? I don’t wanna speak for other guys, but I’d say nice things about American Hustle once the direct deposit hits. So many nice things. All the nice things.


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Jennifer Lawrence Is This Dress & Links

JoJo took a naked Snapchat (NSFW)   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

January Jones died   [ The Superficial ]

Jessica White doesn’t need bras (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks cold   [ The Nip Slip ]

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is playing Amy Winehouse  [ Dlisted ]

Madison Beer is illegal    [ Hollywood Tuna ]

Kaley Cuoco is going through a phase   [ Moe Jackson ]

I take back what I said about Bindi Irwin   [ The Blemish ]

That dying guy got to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens early. Worth it.  [ Crave ]

Tawny Jordan is all wet   [ Celebslam ]

Charlotte McKinney was all boobs at the GQ Mexico awards   [ Egotastic ]

Bryana Holly in a bra  [ Popoholic ]

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Jeremy Renner Doesn’t Get Paid To Negotiate Your Pay
Jeremy Renner Doesn’t Get Paid To Negotiate Your Pay


Event though Amy Adams had more screen time in the shit show that was American Hustle, it was Jennifer Lawrence who penned an essay about wage equality. Although her co-star Bradley Cooper has come out in support of fighting this very real thing, Jeremy Renner ain’t got time for that.

 Business Insider asked Jeremy Renner, who also starred in “American Hustle,” if he would also be willing to negotiate alongside his female co-stars on future projects. He also was paid more than Adams and Lawrence for his role in the film, according to a Sony email leaked during the hack on the company. “That’s not my job,” Renner said, while taking part in an intimate press day on Tuesday for the new “One Life/Live Them” campaign he’s doing for Rémy Martin Cognac. “I don’t know contracts and money and all that sort of stuff,” Renner went on to say. Adding he fully supports actresses receiving equal pay as actors, he said he’s more focused on his craft than what everyone is making. “I’m a performer and I know human behavior. When it comes to that sort of stuff I let other people deal with that,” said the two-time Oscar nominee. “I do what I’m good at, that’s what I focus on.”

Granted, Renner probably should have phrased this a little better, but he makes a point. What Jennifer Lawrence made wasn’t his responsibility. She’s reportedly making $7M more than her co-star, Chris Pratt, in Passengers. Does she plan to update her essay with that? No? Then what exactly are we talking about here? Look, it’s sad that wage inequality is still a thing, but Jeremy Renner’s biggest paycheck to date is from playing a superhero whose only power is being good with a bow and arrow. It’s not like he can afford to stand on a negotiating table with Jennifer Lawrence with his fist in the air. Let’s not chop off this dude’s head because Sony decided to chop off Jennifer’s.



Look at all this gender equality:


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Jennifer Lawrence Is The Highest Paid Actress In The World

Full disclosure: Goddamn today boring. That being said, Jennifer Lawrence is rich, I guess. It was either this or Kelly Clarkson announcing she’s pregnant again since that’s the only way we’d know.

“Hunger Games” star Jennifer Lawrence tops the the list of highest-paid actresses, according to the annual thespian earnings survey by Forbes. Lawrence moved up from No. 2 last year to lead the field with an estimated $52 million in paydays from June 2014 to June 2015. Her haul is $1 million more than last year’s leader, Sandra Bullock, who dropped to No. 15 this time around with $8 million in earnings.

See who is not quite as rich after the cut

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Jennifer Lawrence Says She’s Done With X-Men Crap

Jennifer Lawrence has convinced people she’s an actor (her movies make a profit, so she’s a famous actor), so she’s decided to move on from cinema vomit that is comic book movies. X-Men: Apocalypse is reportedly her last one. 

Given how in demand Jennifer Lawrence, Michael Fassbender, Nicholas Hoult and James McAvoy are outside the X-Men franchise, and the fact that their contracts are up after next year’s Apocalypse, it makes sense that they may all be headed elsewhere once their latest mission is completed. Asked by MTV on a red carpet about that very subject, Lawrence has confirmed that she, at least, considers Apocalypse her last X-Men movie. While the story of Magneto (Fassbender) and Lawrence’s Mystique is reportedly a big part of the new film’s story, there’s also scope for Bryan Singer and co. to start wrapping it up. And given the amount of new mutants – younger versions of Cyclops, Storm, Jean Grey, Nightcrawler and more – introduced this time, it already feels like the filmmakers are laying the groundwork for the likes of Magneto, Mystique, Beast and Professor X to take a back seat to the others, or at least drastically reduce their screentime. Or there is always the chance that the roles will be recast. 

If we’re really being honest with ourselves here, Jennifer Lawrence has been in two good movies: Winter’s Bone and Silver Lining’s Playbook (and she was kinda annoying in that) That’s it. American Hustle was a horrific mistake for everyone involved and The Hunger Games are just the Disney version of Battle Royale with white people. And her last movie went straight to VOD. But even she’s smart enough to stop doing comic movies. Because, well, they’re dumb. And I don’t…what? No, YOU’RE DUMB! Wait, what did you just say about my mama? I mean, that’s most true, but that’s no reason to bring that up.

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Chloe Sevingy Says Jennifer Lawrence Is “Annoying” and “Crass”

Chloe Sevingy sucked an actual dick onscreen in Brown Bunny, but at least she wasn’t in the abomination that was  American Hustle, so let’s hear what she has to say.

“So much is about marketing and selling the product. They’ll have a really peppy funny girl on the talk show rounds, and everybody adores her and loves her and wants to be her or fuck her, and then so many more people want to watch the movie or TV show. I understand that star quality, how much value that carries. I love when a movie star is a great movie star. I think Angelina Jolie is a great movie star. I don’t think I can be that, or just be an actor. I don’t think I have the charisma. Which is probably why I never reached another level. I like Emma Stone. Whenever she’s herself, she’s really cute. Jennifer Lawrence I find annoying. Too crass.

Look, Chloe Sevingy is an actor and Jennifer Lawrence is a Hunger Games and X-Men action figure. That’s pretty much the difference here. If Jennifer Lawrence wind another award, you can assume she’ll choreograph her trip up the stairs before she writes her acceptance speech, because omg she’s so relatable and so cool and doesn’t take her self too seriously. I’m confused why she hasn’t won an award for that yet.

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