The Internet Is Great
The Internet Is Great

 

The Internet was created so you could order food, post political memes with incorrect information on them so your misinformed friends can comment, "so true!", and look at pictures of cats, but sometimes somebody does something so amazing and/or creepy enough for it to go viral for a few days then be completely forgotten about because oooh look did you see that pictue of the cat riding a pony?! Amazing! But until you look at that, look at this mashup of Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence created by whoever this might be. It's pretty heavy on the Emma Watson and light on the Jennifer Lawrence. I would say this is hot, but my penis won't let me forget that this is another woman's eyes attached to another woman's face. They should make these more often so serial killers have something to look at that will make it through's their company's firewall.

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We Are Not On Bradley Cooper’s Selfie Game Level
We Are Not On Bradley Cooper’s Selfie Game Level

 

In the most epic #selfiesunday ever taken, here's Bradley Cooper, Jared Leto, Jennifer Lawrence, Julia Roberts, Meryl Streep, Kevin Spacey, Brad Pitt, Angelia Jolie, Ellen Degeneres, and three other people I don't know. Two of them are black. Sorry about that. Regardless, good luck on your next group selfie during your bar crawl this month. If it breaks Twitter, it's probably because Twitter was down for maintenance. It wasn't because we could see half your boob. But keep going with the half boob showing thing though. No reason to stop on their account.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Chopped Off All Her Hair Because Of Mia Farrow
Jennifer Lawrence Chopped Off All Her Hair Because Of Mia Farrow

 

It was a sad day for penises last year when Jennifer Lawrence decided to cut all her hair off and look like Peter pan and a cashier at Whole Foods. You can blame Mia Farrow.

When Jennifer Lawrence chopped off her long locks for a supershort pixie cut, she caused a media storm. But what you may not know is who inspired her new 'do. In an interview with W magazine, the blond beauty revealed how she stays confident about her bold choice. "Whenever I start feeling like a boy, I just tell myself I look like Mia Farrow, and I'm like, 'O.K.,'" Jennifer says.

Let's hope Mia Farrow doesn't inspire the rest of Jennifer Lawrence's life, because if it does, Jennifer will probably marry David O. Russell and he'll molest their stepdaughter then take her to Laker games while Jennifer is doing humanitarian work.

 

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Here’s All The Chicks You Want To See From The Golden Globes. Trust Me

My apologies for giving you Lena Dunham and Jacqueline Bisset first thing this morning, so to make up for the that, here's all the chicks that don't look like something you'd stab then run away screaming if you saw them on the street. Also, the keyword for this post is "boobs". Everyone likes boobs!

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Jennifer Lawrence Wore This Dress

Jennifer Lawrence rocked the sideboob this weekend (btw, can we come up with another name for sideboob bedsides "sideboob"? Sounds like I'm ordering it at a deli. Put some extra mustard on that bitch), and last night she wore a see through dress. Specifically a see through dress where you can see things you could see if she was just wearing shorts instead. This dress looks like something a Puritan would draw in her secret diary. Not entirely sure that's a compliment. Or is it? Take some time and think upon that. Imma about to get turnt up with a burrito right now. I don't have time to explain things to you people.

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Jennifer Lawrence Wore This

Jennifer Lawrence is one of those actresses that chicks love because she's cute (not too pretty!) and has an okay body (she doesn't work out!), so women feel she's relatable even though she tries way too hard to be seem endearing and funny (she tripped that one time! look at her new hair!). Ironically, we can't focus on her looks because she has "talent" (recites lines well) and looks and talent are apparently mutually exclusive. If Jennifer Lawrence looked like Candice Swanepoel or a young Angelina Jolie (real women have curves!), she would have zero femal fan base. I guess her handlers told her to ease up on the girl power, so she wore this dress to the French premiere of Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Basically, she's showing a lot of sideboob is the point I'm trying to make here.

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Cool Hair, Jennifer Lawrence & Links

Zac Efron Broke His Jaw [Dlisted]

THIS is Your Barbie Doll, Jennifer Lopez? … THIS? [Fishwrapper]

Iggy Azalea Checking Out Her Vag on the Red Carpet (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Bruce Jenner’s Ponytail, Let’s Talk About It [The Superficial]

This May Be The Last Time We See Jaclyn Swedberg In A Bikini [Hollywood Tuna]

Emmanuelle Chriqui Teases Us With Her Ridiculous Hotness [Popoholic]

Kendall Jenner is a rich kid (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Somewhere out there are stolen X-RATED PHOTOS of Nicolas Cage [TMZ]

Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne are still happening [Lainey Gossip]

Emma Thompson no longer angry about Kenneth Branagh & Helena’s affair [Celebitchy]

Nina Agdal Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction During Photoshoot [Moe Jackson]

Lars Von Trier has given up final cut for the first time in his career on Nymphomaniac [Film Drunk]

Tati Neves says Justin Bieber is hung like a maple [Celebslam]

The Hottest UFC Octagon Girls For The 20th Anniversary Of UFC 1 [COED Magazine]

Watch Avril Lavigne Jiggle Her Boobs [The Blemish]

Alec Baldwin Cried In Court [Evil Beet Gossip]

Disney Looking for Video Auditions for Star Wars Episode VII [Crave Online]

Lady Gaga wants at least three kids [Popbytes]

Kim Kardashian Posts Cute New Pic Of North West With Riccardo Tisci [Hollywood Life]

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