Hey There, Jennifer Connelly

How old is Jennifer Connelly now? 62? She’s gotta be 62. Now, I just looked it up. 45. A year younger than Melania Trump. That probably makes Donald Trump upset. Maybe Putin can kidnap her once he moves into The White House and paints it red. That would be nice. Also nice: Jennifer Connelly’s legs. And face. And body. And acting ability. I also hear she loves animals.

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Jennifer Connelly Gave Birth Again

Jennifer Connelly gave a water birth to a baby girl, per Radar.

Oscar-winner Jennifer Connelly and her husband Paul Bettany have welcomed their first daughter, Agnes Lark Bettany.

Connelly gave birth to the baby girl in a scheduled home water birth in a birthing pool at the family’s New York home on May 31, RadarOnline.com has learned.

“Everyone is healthy and doing well,” a rep for the 40-year-old Career Opportunities beauty told US. “The family is very excited.”

I don’t understand why someone with enough money to afford the best doctors (read: best drugs) in the world would insist on giving birth in a tub, but bear in mind that she named her kid “Agnes.” Her idea of pain relief probably involves powdered heroin or biting a stick. And (more…)

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Jennifer Aniston is a Bitch

According to the latest issue of Life & Style Weekly, Jennifer Aniston demanded that Jennifer Connelly not be included in an upcoming cover shoot for Marie Claire that will feature the female cast of her latest bomb, He’s Just Not that Into You. Aniston’s stipulations only allowed for Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin to be shown with her on the cover (Scarlett Johansson was also excluded). Bitteroldhagdoeswhat:

Word is, Aniston threatened to pull out if Jennifer was part of the cover,” says an insider familiar with the movie’s shoot. “It was all about getting Jennifer Aniston front and center and looking as sexy as possible.” So what’s Jen’s beef with [Connelly]? While Aniston’s rep denies that there’s any discord between the actresses, they just didn’t hit it off, says the insider: “There was no camaraderie between those two whatsoever. They didn’t seem like friends in the slightest.”

Considering the fact that Jennifer Connelly is a billion times hotter than Jennifer Aniston, I’d say this was a pretty good idea. Drew Barrymore wasn’t even hot when she was supposed to be hot and Ginnifer Goodwin looks like Sherilyn Fenn’s mentally challenged sister, so Aniston is sure to look her best. It might not be as good as Aniston’s original idea of replacing the entire female cast with donkeys and Legos, but hey, life is about compromise!

Aniston in Malibu last week:

Bonus: Jennifer Connelly in The Hot Spot (NSFW):

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