I realize her husband gets most of the attention for being a stripper that became an actor, but hopefully Jenna Dewan Tatum will rise to that level by being an actor that becomes a stripper. I’d drop some Tubmans down that ass. Crips Tubmans. Lots of crisp Tubmans.
I’m not sure why exactly, but I watched the last 30 minutes of the 2015 CMT Awards last night, and long story short, I recognized like five people. I switched over at the exact moment Jenna Dewan Tatum introduced some band whose performance was covered up by a Nationwide ad, so sorry about that, band I don’t know. I assume Nationwide had a bunch of ads, because of all the trucks that get stolen or damaged in country songs.