Jason Statham Has A Nice Yacht

If you don’t like Crank or Snatch, you will die alone because God hates you, but more to the point, Jason Statham set sail on his yacht this weekend where guests included Orlando Bloom, Usher, and Miranda Kerr’s hot little ass. I have no idea under what scenario this might happen or who would suffer the legalities, but if she found herself as the main ingredient on Iron Chef and they needed her vagina pounded into a fine powder, I’d be more than happy to help with that.

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Madonna wears a robe through airport security [Dlisted]
Jessica Biel takes a lesbian power hike (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Eva Mendes loves a little controversy [Popsugar]
Mariah Carey speaks in tongues [City Rag]
Axl Rose wants to fuck Kelly Osbourne [Hollywood Rag]
Victoria Beckham wants you to smell like her [Just Jared]
Michael Phelps is on tour [Lainey Gossip]
Blake Lively gets leggy for Letterman [Popoholic]
More of Jodie Marsh looking trashy at a movie premiere [Egotastic]
Wonder Woman’s huge cameltoe (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Charlize Theron attends and elite toga party [ASL]

Hot ass Jason Statham out to lunch a few days ago:

Photos: Splash

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Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are still together [Popsugar]
Tom Cruise is going to be a superhero [Dlisted]
Nicole Scherzinger bikini pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
Paris Hilton gives bad head [City Rag]
Megan Fox as a really hot nun [Popoholic]
Hugh Hefner likes The House Bunny [Hollywood Rag]
Jessica Simpson is selling beer [Lainey Gossip]
Miley Cyrus staged “Being 15 Years Old” pictures (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
Isla Fisher is at the beach [Egotastic]
Rhys Ifans changed his Facebook status [ASL]
John Tesh performs NBA theme song live [College Humor]
Zoo’s top celeb nip slips (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Some promo shots of hot ass Jason Statham in Death Race:

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