Jasmine Waltz Washes Her Car Like This



Since she’s not famous enough, Jasmine Waltz called the paparazzi and told them to meet her at a car wash. Because she’d be in a bikini. And she’d be eating ice cream afterward. Some of you may know Jasmine Waltz from the time she punched Lindsay Lohan in the face at Lindsay’s own birthday party at Voyeur. Or some of you may know Jasmine Waltz for being the chick David Arquette was banging after he split from Courteney Cox. Which will cause many people who read that last sentence to say, “Fuck you, David Arquette.”

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David Arquette Already Has A New Girlfriend

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Yesterday news broke that after 11 years of marriage, Courteney Cox and David Arquette split. Today it is announced that David Arquette is dating Jasmine Waltz (this chick).

“I am sorry but I can’t comment,” is all bartender and aspiring actress
Jasmine Waltz would tell RadarOnline.com, when we asked whether she played any part in the sudden marriage bust-up of Cox and Arquette. Jasmine has been romantically linked to a cavalcade of stars, including Ryan Seacrest, pop star Jesse McCartney and Paris Hilton’s ex Doug Reinhardt. But she shot to Hollywood infamy in July, when Lindsay Lohan accused her of punching her in the face while the Mean Girls star was celebrating her birthday at Voyeur in Los Angeles…According to Life & Style, “Jasmine and David have been hooking up recently” and Monday’s split announcement was preceded by incriminating photos of the new lovebirds together.

Jasmine Waltz kinda looks like Megan Fox and reportedly punched Lindsay Lohan in the face in July while Lohan was celebrating her birthday at Voyeur in Los Angeles. Courteney Cox was on Friends and is best friends with Jennifer Aniston. You really don’t need a stopwatch to figure who the real winner is here. “First of all, I’d like to thank God because without him none of this would be possible,” David Arquette’s penis was quoted as saying.

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