Jamie Kennedy is a Sorcerer



I have no idea what’s in Jamie Kennedy’s semen, but leading researchers should really look into it, because Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up at Crash Mansion last night looking the hottest she’s looked in years. She’s a skinny (again?) brunette with big tits. If I had a magic lamp, you could just go ahead and assume I had two wishes left.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is in Mexico 2



Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy landed at LAX yesterday, but these pictures have finally hit online in hi-res, so here they are. I just noticed I said “finally” like I’ve been waiting for them, so sorry about that. I’m just posting them for anybody who’s ever wanted to see a pair of 36Cs laying next to a ghost. If you have, congratulations! Today’s your lucky day!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Romantic



Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new boyfriend, Jamie Kennedy are in Mexico and man, you can just feel the love coming from these pictures. he looks like he’s ready to drop a diamond in a glass of champagne, she looks like he’s another warm body to fill her bottomless pit of need and insecurity that will be tossed aside on a whim. I have a feeling this isn’t going to end well. I can’t seem to shake the feeling that in six months Jamie Kennedy is gonna be outside Love’s house sniffing her panties and jerking off in her trashcan because she won’t return his calls.

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B-Rad is Dating Jennifer Love Hewitt



This morning on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show, comedian and Ghost Whisperer actor, Jamie Kennedy, revealed he is dating Jennifer Love Hewitt. On January 5th, it was announced that Hewitt split from her fiance’ and boyfriend of three years. Us Magazine reports:
“Yes, we are dating,” he said Friday on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show. “Wow, I’ve never said that.” The two had been rumored to be together since she called off her engagement to Ross McCall earlier this year. Kennedy helped her celebrate her 30th birthday last month on the Whisperer set, and they were spotted at Hamburger Mary’s restaurant in West Hollywood. The two also showed up together at Elton John’s Oscar viewing party Feb. 22 in West Hollywood.

As much as I love chicks who date guys for three years, get engaged to them, then dump them, two months seems a little fast to be getting into another relationship. I mean, why pressure ourselves? Can’t I just wrap your legs around my neck like a feedbag and we can see where it goes from there? Read this gem and more in the book, “Todd’s Book of Relationship Advice”. Pick it up in stores today!

You can listen to the interview here if you’re into that sort of thing

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