Jamie Dornan Isn’t Doing The Fifty Shades Of Grey Sequels

The only reason Fifty Shades of Grey didn’t make Passion Of The Christ numbers is because I assume churches frown upon using their buses to drive horny, sexually oppressed women to the theater who just want to watch the only porn they can. Anyway, the movie sucked and Jamie Dornan won’t be in the other ones.

Jamie Dornan won’t star in a sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey – because his wife doesn’t want him to, it has been claimed. Actress Amelia Warner, who has a 15-month-old daughter with the star, is said to be unhappy with him acting out the explicit sex scenes in the controversial film. And Jamie, from Holywood, Co Down, has been left reeling by a barrage of scathing reviews for the movie adaptation of the risque S&M book.

Now this is real love. Jamie Dornan and his wife saw the movie, then his wife said, “you can put this on me. just say it’s because of me. fuck it.”.

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Here’s The Stars of ’50 Shades Of Grey’ Naked

I’m not exactly sure why you would be, but if you can’t wait to see Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson naked in 50 Shades of Grey, they got naked for the March 2015 issue of W Magazine. And thanks to the good people over at ONTD, here’s some scans. Scans of Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson naked. Just wanted to make that clear. A few of these are very NSFW. Also, shouldn’t “Dakota Johnson” be the name of a dude porn star and shouldn’t “Jamie Dornan” be the name of a chick who just ordered new Uggs? This entire movie is confusing to me.

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Here’s Your ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ People
Here’s Your ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ People

 

So here's the Entertaimnent Weekly cover featuring the sixth choice to play Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) and the seventy billionth choice to play Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) in Fifty Shades of Grey. Man, he looks like he's about to bend her over a desk at any moment. Because thinks he might have dropped his bobby pin on the floor and he needs help lookig for it.

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