Mariah Carey And James Packer Already Had A Prenup And It’s Insane
Mariah Carey And James Packer Already Had A Prenup And It’s Insane

 

Last week we learned that Mariah Carey was demanding $50M from James Packer even though they were never married and her never even got to hit it. Then she claimed he was abusive and “mentally unstable”.  Here’s something else we just learned: dude really, really, really wanted to marry Mariah Carey. Probably so he could finally seem dem titties. And is also mentally unstable.

The billionaire was clearly itching to tie the knot with Mariah, upset that his people were not moving fast enough to nail down the prenup so he could marry her on March 1st in Bora Bora…Packer’s lawyers were telling him they could not get the prenup signed, sealed and delivered by March 1st. His response … “I don’t know who’s working for who because there are a lot of names I haven’t heard before on this email chain. The people who work for me — message — do as I say or f*** off. I want to get married on March 1st. James.”…Mariah already had a dress, the flowers were ordered and all the flights for the guests were secured.

He seems chill. So what was the hold up with this prenup? GOOD GOD MAN.

Packer’s lawyers clearly felt the prenup was complicated, sending Mariah’s team a 100 page document outlining the specifics. The details in the document are fascinating. Among the many conditions … if Packer gave Mariah a piece of jewelry or anything else, she would have to give it back if they broke up UNLESS he sent her a signed note saying it was a gift.

If you need a 100 pages to explain the specifics of your love, I don’t even think you want to see titties. Seems a bit counterproductive to seeing titties. So why couldn’t they get married at all?

…because Nick Cannon hadn’t signed the divorce docs. Mariah and James knew this, but they were going to call the wedding a “commitment ceremony” and pass themselves off as husband and wife.

Nick Cannon

 

UPDATE: LOL

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Mariah Carey’s Ex-Fiance Seems Stable
Mariah Carey’s Ex-Fiance Seems Stable

 

Yesterday it was reported that Mariah Carey got dumped by her billionaire fiance, James Packer, because she liked to spend all of his money. I assume she has her own. So what else could have happened? Oh, yeah. A billionaire becomes an unhinged lunatic when his trophy wanders off the property.

James Packer went crazy on a guy he suspected was making moves on Mariah Carey … sources connected with Mariah tell TMZ.  Our Mariah sources say Packer grew jealous of her relationship with Bryan Tanaka her dancer and choreographer — and the tension boiled over in June at Mariah’s show. We’re told Bryan wasn’t dancing that night due to an injury, so Packer thought it was weird he bothered to show up. Packer pulled Bryan into a room for a little mano a mano. Our sources say there was a ton of yelling, but it’s unclear if it got physical. We’re told Packer was so crazed he used his casino ties — he owns several in Australia and Asia — to get Tanaka banned from Caesar’s Palace, where MC performs.

Then there’s this thing.

James Packer “is not in his right mind” … so claim people who Mariah Carey has downloaded with info about her bitter breakup. Our Mariah sources tell us, “she had to leave him” and he hasn’t been “present for her” in a couple of months. They call James “mentally unstable.” Even more serious … the sources say the last straw for the relationship was that he got “violent” a month ago on a yacht in Greece.

Man, so a sociopath and petty. It’s like James Packer is giving billionaires a bad name. Trump seems to be doing his part for millionaires.

 

Not pictured: James Packer.

 

 

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Miranda Kerr Is Dating A 46-Year Old Billionaire

Is Orlando Bloom a very handsome man? Yes. Was Miranda Kerr convinced that, combined with her genes, Orlando Bloom would a produce an aesthetically pleasing child? Yes. Is Orlando Bloom a nice guy who genuinely seems to love his family? Yes. Does Orlando Bloom have all that Legolas money? Yes.  But please keep in mind, Orlando Bloom is not a billionaire. And nothing makes a chick tsunami off her seat like the letter "B" in front of "illionaire". So naturally, Miranda Kerr has been secretly dating 46-year old Australian billionaire James Packer for months. And if you're wondering what you have to look like to pull Victoria's Secret ass if you have a billion dollars. THIS. You have to look like this. Vogue Australia reports:

After announcing her split from Orlando Bloom just a few months ago, Miranda Kerr (and April Vogue cover model) is said to be in a relationship with James Packer. Packer, in turn, had earlier announced his own divorce from Vogue's November cover model Erica Packer; interestingly, Erica Packer and Kerr also both hail from the same town of Gunnedah (look at that six degrees of separation right there). Neither Kerr nor Packer have denied the reports after being approached a week ago. It is said that the pair have been in a secret relationship for the past few months. Kerr and Packer have known each other for several years, often holidaying together with their respective families and Packer has been said to have provided business advice to Kerr on her beauty brand, Kora.

So to recap, Miranda Kerr was happily married to Orlando Bloom until her billionaire friend divorced his wife, then she was no longer hapilly married to Orlando Bloom. This has to be some sort of coincidence, and not a long-term and calculated plan by Miranda Kerr to dive in a swimming pool of money. Nope. This is definitely true love. Of money. True love of money.

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