James Gandolfini Died Of A Heart Attack
James Gandolfini Died Of A Heart Attack

 

As you might have already heard, actor James Gandolfini died of a heart attck in Rome yesterday in front of his son. Well shit. ABC News reports:

"The Sopranos" actor James Gandolfini was at a Rome hotel vacationing with his son Wednesday when paramedics brought him to a hospital in cardiac arrest, officials said. Doctors pronounced him dead less than an hour later. Gandolfini, 51, was in his room at Hotel Exedra when he became ill around 10 p.m. local time, officials said. His son Michael, 13, called the reception desk for help, Laura Conti, marketing director of the hotel chain told ABC News. When hotel staffers arrived in Gandolfini's room, they immediately called for an ambulance, she said. Conti said the actor was alive when the ambulance left for Policlinico Umberto I hospital in central Rome. Gandolfini arrived at the hospital at around 10:40 p.m. in cardiac arrest, Prof. Claudio Modini, director of the Emergency Department of the Policlinico, told ABC News. The paramedics in the ambulance had already started the resuscitation procedures. Those efforts continued after arrival at the hospital for 40 minutes, after which Gandolfini was declared dead, Modini said.

I'm not going to waste your time canonizing Gandolfini, because he'd probably think it was lame and call me a fag, but all know is in 200 years, The Sopranos will still be the bible on how to write episodic television and Tony Soprano will be the benchmark of character development.

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Lindsay Lohan Makes Viriginal White All About Boobs

Lohan was attending some sort of pre-Oscar party for reasons I can’t figure out. I’ve checked multiple times and she’s not nominated. Not even in the lesser technical categories that no one cares about.

Here she is trying to hide her once-again anorexic frame in a flowing dress of virginal white, complete with low-cut top and creepy James Gandolfini look-alike who is probably weighing the odds that he can rub one out on her face.

These days, Creepy James’ odds are better than Lindsay’s odds of getting into the Academy Awards. And when I say “these days” I mean always.

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