James Franco Made Another Art Film

 

James Franco posted this video on Instagram this weekend where he claims somebody drugged him. Another explanation is that James Franco is a weirdo and likes attention. Nice nipple hair, bro.

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Sooo….This Is Something That James Franco Did
Sooo….This Is Something That James Franco Did

 

Because James Franco is weird, he posted this pic on Instagram with the caption "50 Shades of batman and robin". As your discerning eye clearly tells you, Robin came on Batman's head. Starring Jake Gyllenhaal. In theaters Summer 2016.

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James Franco And Seth Rogen Did A Shot For Shot Remake Of Kanye West’s “Bound 2” Video

 

Yeah. I'll just leave this here. Kanye West's eventual Twitter meltdown will be added later.

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Khaleesi Likes James Franco’s Dragon (NAILED IT)

I tried to watch Game of Thrones, but everybody looks the same and that's pretty diffucult to keep up with there's 900 characters and 35 storylines in every episode. But white people love shows about far away lands where no minorities live, so I can undertand why it's a huge hit on HBO. It just seems really unrealistic to me. Like I'm supposed to believe that people have sex at renaissance fairs. C'mon, bro. Anyway, Emilia Clarke plays dragon lady, Khaleesi on the show and she's banging James Franco now. Good times. Page Six reports:

James Franco was seen squiring sexy “Game of Thrones” star Emilia Clarke around Randalls Island Saturday afternoon during the Frieze art fair. Said a spy of Franco and Seth MacFarlane’s ex, “They were looking quite friendly!”

James Franco just pulled out of Ashley Benson and now he's dating this chick. He must pay them in weed.

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“Spring Breakers” Finally Has A Trailer

Hey, remember when I said I was going to see Spring Breakers the day it came out? Yep. Still am.

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James Franco Is Banging Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez Is Mad



Ashley Benson was dating Justin Bieber‘s best friend Ryan Good before she started dating Spring Breakers, and as usual, she became “friends” with Selena Gomez because their boyfriends hang out with each other. Then they started filming Spring Breakers with James Franco. Sorry, Selena and Ryan. Radar Online reports:

Selena feels used and kind of punched in the face seeing as though she got Ashley the role and Ashley just used the opportunity to break her friend’s heart,” the insider revealed to RadarOnline.com. “After Emma Roberts turned down the role because she didn’t want to gain weight for it, Ashley practically begged Selena to get her in front of producers for the part. She did, because she thought they were all friends, but it was clear early on that Ashley had something going on with James.”

How did it happen? The exact opposite of “bros before hos”.

According to the insider, Ryan started feeling like something was up because Ashley was usually quite possessive and insecure in their relationship, but when she all of a sudden didn’t have time for him, Justin and Selena didn’t know what to say. “Once the shoot wrapped, Ashley told Ryan they needed to ‘slow down’ and then booked a flight to New York City to go see James’ art gallery showing,” the source said. “Selena is pi**ed off that she went out of her way to vouch for Ashley, only to have her dump Ryan. She got the role and she got the man, but she lost a good friend.”

“She lost a good friend”? Really? Are girls really ever friends? Girls are friends like Michelle Obama and Ann Romney are friends.

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A Professor Got Fired Because He Gave James Franco A ‘D’

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You know when you read stories about celebrities attending college and graduating with honors even though they’re seemingly making movies every month? They must be really smart. Or not. TMZ reports:

A former NYU professor claims he got the chop because he dared give James Franco a “D” — this according to a new lawsuit. José Angel Santana — who taught Franco in his “Directing the Actor” class — is now suing the University for his job back, claiming he was wrongfully terminated … simply because he gave Franco a low grade. According to the lawsuit, Santana dropped the D on Franco for missing 12 of the 14 classes in the MFA course. No shocker, considering the pic TMZ posted back in 2009 … showing Franco passed out at one of his Columbia classes. When people found out that Santana gave Franco a D, Santana claims he suffered all sorts of public humiliation — at the hands of James Franco … and the University itself, which ultimately fired him. Santana said he was the only professor with the cojones to give Franco a bad grade — insisting other teachers played favorites with Franco, including fellow professor Jay Anania … who Franco hired to write and direct the film “Shadows & Lies.” Santana groused, “In my opinion, they’ve turned the NYU graduate film degree into swag for James Franco’s purposes, a possession, something you can buy.” Santana told the Post, “The university has done everything in its power to curry favor with James Franco.”

James Franco showed up high as King Kong’s balls to host the Oscars, so let’s not pretend he was in class like Hilary Swank that time she was trying to free Sam Rockwell from prison. Or like Kim Kardashian in an African Studies class.

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James Franco and Anne Hathaway ‘Hate Each Other’



As the worst hosts in Oscars’ history, James Franco and Anne Hathaway are now pointing fingers. Oooh, rich white people drama! Us Magazine reports:

A source tells Us Weekly that Anne Hathaway, 28, and James Franco grew to “hate each other” as they rehearsed to host the Oscars Feb. 27. “She had to provide all the energy — he was just phoning it in,” says a second insider. (“James seemed in his own little world,” during the Oscar telecast, says another source. “Producers were pissed.”) In fact, as UsMagazine.com reported Monday, after the awards, Franco, 32, skipped his own party at L.A.’s The Writer’s Room. “He went immediately back to NYC because he was pissed about how the show went,” adds a third source. Franco’s rep responds, “This is absolutely not true,” while Hathaway’s rep says, “Anne had a wonderful experience with him.”

James Franco was “phoning it in” and “seemed in his own little world” because it was obvious to everyone at 8:31pm that he had just smoked a PODS full of weed. And it was painfully made aware that Anne Hathaway is only tolerable when she’s topless. I think it’s clear at this point that Charlie Sheen needs to be the next Oscar host. Does Hugh Jackman have a mercury surfboard? Is Billy Crystal made of tiger’s blood? Can Chris Rock cure alcoholism with his mind? No? Then what the fuck are we waiting on?

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