James Franco Might Have Head-Butted Some Dude Over Lana Del Rey
James Franco Might Have Head-Butted Some Dude Over Lana Del Rey

 

A photographer is suing James Franco because in 2014 he was at a Lana Del Rey concert, and if I’m reading this right, James Franco was high as shit on something.

David Tonnessen says he was snapping photos of Lana at Hollywood Forever Cemetery in 2014 when Franco, unprovoked, viciously charged and head-butted him in the stomach. According to the docs … Franco was “smiling, rather demonically” when Tonnessen first spotted him, and then — with a “blank expression of joy on his face” … knocked him to the ground. Tonnessen says he was hospitalized and suffered permanent injuries. He’s suing for medical expenses and other damages. We’ve reached out to Franco, so far no word back.

I have no idea where this story is gonna go, but here’s some pics of Lana Del Rey in 2014. Doesn’t seem worth it.

 

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Franco Got Fake Emma Watson Ink
 

I ❤️ Hermoine. Ink by @indiangiver

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This was apparently created by @indiangiver, and basically that means he gives you ink then takes it back. Or it just wipes off. It’s fake. That’s all I know. So if you’re James Franco or if you just have some free time, getting Emma Watson on your neck is something you could do. I would do it, but I’d want Emma Watson on my mouth and a needle in the lip just for symbolism doesn’t seem like a chill vibe to me.


#tbt


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You Can Buy A ‘The Interview’ Poster on eBay For $1k
You Can Buy A ‘The Interview’ Poster on eBay For $1k

 

Merry Christmas to the bro on your list.

They range in price from 99 cents to over $1,000. There are nearly 500 of them available on eBay. We’re talking posters from the ill-fated The Interview the most talked-about film that may never be officially released. The movie was scheduled to open Christmas Day, but Sony pulled the release after major distributors decided not to show the film. They were reacting to terrorist-style threats from the Guardians of Peace cyber group which hacked Sony’s servers. Within minutes of that decision on Thursday afternoon, people started selling and buying The Interview Christmas Day premiere posters, banners and paraphernalia on eBay. At first, the highest bids were around $40 — but within 24 hours, some of the double-sided, 27 in. by 40 in. posters were receiving bids in the hundreds of dollars.

I mean, as far as movie posters go nowadays (“here’s the two stars’ giant faces and some stuff in the back and some words!”), this is a pretty decent poster. The movie is eventually gonna come out and suck, so either the resale value for these probably won’t be as much or it’ll be triple. You never really know with people. The only reason you’d want this poster in your house is for somebody to come over then ask you about it so you can tell your little story, but I try to get people out of my house as quickly as possible. That’s why I have a Cannibal Holocaust poster.

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Nobody Is Promoting ‘The Interview’ Anymore

Just in case Sony needed something else to make it crumble to the ground, James Franco and Seth Rogen are no longer promoting The Interview and the NYC premiere has been canceled. Sony is also allowing theaters to decide if they want to play the movie with no financial penalty.

On the same day the Sony hackers made a 9/11 scale threat against theaters showing “The Interview” — the New York premiere of Seth Rogen and James Franco‘s movie has been scrapped. A rep for the Landmark Sunshine Cinema confirms Thursday’s scheduled premiere is cancelled. It’s unclear if the event will be rescheduled. This is the first cancellation for an event surrounding the controversial movie. The Hollywood premiere went on as planned last week, but they didn’t do any red carpet interviews.  As TMZ first reported … the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security doesn’t view the latest threats as credible. Sony is letting theaters decide whether to play the movie — leaving the door open for big financial losses.

Kirk Cameron probably wishes he made this movie instead, because you know who is gonna line up down the street like they’re at a Chick-Fil-A eating chicken untouched by homo semen? Conservatives with raging America boners. Because this is America. And we don’t back down from terrorist threats. lol jk they probably won’t go because North Korea has nukes and our swinging balls stop swinging when the terrorists have matching uniforms. We don’t fuck with matching uniforms. We want our terrorists in sandals and cut off jeans. But, I mean, if your home base is a cave and part of your military transport includes a camel, we’ll shoot a remote controlled missile so far up your fucking ass that Hank Williams, Jr. will fly out of your mouth riding a majestic eagle that soars until he lands on a McDonald’s drive thru speaker. Don’t fuck with us. I mean, you can fuck with us if you have a goat, but if you’re good with computers and stuff like that, we’ll just write you a strongly worded yet polite letter. So if this thing is North Korea, and something does pop off, just keep in mind that we as humans spent our time on Earth building Wal-Marts and fighting over imaginary lines on a map. Congrats.

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Sony Thinks James Franco’s Terrible Acting Ruined ‘The Interview’

The leaked Sony emails seem to not be stopping any time soon, and if it were Thanksgiving, I’d be thankful for that. But after threats from North Korea about releasing The Interview, Sony is planing on releasing it anyway, even though they know the product that brought their entire existence down and might start WWIII could have been better if James Franco wasn’t in it.

Sony executives always knew something bad was going to come from the controversial new flick “The Interview” — they just thought it’d be because of James Franco’s terrible acting, hacked emails reveal. “James Franco proves once again that irritation is his strong suit which is a shame because the character could have been appealing and funny out of his hands,” Sony Pictures UK executive Peter Taylor wrote to his colleague in an email obtained by Gawker. Taylor goes on to call the film, which centers around the assassination of North Korea’s dictator, a “misfire,” saying it is “unfunny and repetitive [with] a level of realistic violence that would be shocking in a horror movie.”

I mean, James Franco can’t act. I don’t think that’s really up for debate, right? Him and his brother sound like they just learned English most of the time, and if you’re gonna put James Franco in anything, just give him a bong a hit record. But the CIA is super into torture, so hiring James Franco seems like pretty solid casting to me, I guess.

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James Franco Is Bald Now
James Franco Is Bald Now

 

James Franco bought the rights to Steve Erickson‘s Zeroville, and just shaved his head to play the lead. If you’ve ever read it, then you’ll understand why James Franco bought it and is starring in it. Anyway, this post is super lame, and I just saw an Instagram pic of Ariana Grande’s ass, so we’ll just leave this here to die. Why did I even post this?

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N. Korea Is Gonna Bomb Us If ‘The Interview’ Isn’t Banned
N. Korea Is Gonna Bomb Us If ‘The Interview’ Isn’t Banned

 

Thanks, Obama.

James Franco and Seth Rogen's upcoming film The Interview is continuing to cause international controversy. In the comedy, Franco and Rogen play a talk show host and a producer who score an interview with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and are asked by the U.S. government to assassinate him during their visit to the controversial nation. Now, the Korean Central News Agency reports that the North Korean government is prepared to retaliate if the film is released as planned. "Making and releasing a movie on a plot to hurt our top-level leadership is the most blatant act of terrorism and war and will absolutely not be tolerated," an unnamed spokesperson for the North Korean Ministry of Foreign Affairs said Wednesday, referencing The Interview. "If the US administration allows and defends the showing of the film, a merciless counter-measure will be taken," the spokesman was quoted as saying.

A nuclear war to stop James Franco and Seth Rogen from making movies wouldn't be my first choice, but if that's what it takes, then go for it. There's another singing competition that's about be on cable, so if Jong-un could hit that button before it airs that would be pretty cool. Is nuclear winter the same as regular winter? Because I look pretty good in sweaters.

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James Franco Says He Never Banged “Delusional” Lindsay Lohan
James Franco Says He Never Banged “Delusional” Lindsay Lohan

 

James Franco was on Howard Stern yesterday where of course he was asked about Lindsay Lohan's Hollywood sex list. Prepare yourself.

"Alright, we maybe kissed," he said, but added that "it was lame." Franco said the kiss happened around 2004 when he was doing "Spider-Man 2" and was in New York. He added that at the time, Lohan, now 27, was just a teenager and he even asked himself  "what the hell am I doing," saying the kiss was as far as he went back then. Though he also told Stern she probably has a different recollection of the incident. "She's so delusional!" Franco added. "I bet you if we brought her in here and you asked her to her face, 'Did you have sex with James?' She would say yes." After that incident almost a decade ago, Franco said he was staying at Chateau Marmont and that she would basically stalk him. "I'd come home late to the hotel and she'd come find me," he said. "She even broke into my room one time … I opened my eyes and there's Lindsay in my room at 3 a.m." He added, "Yeah, that's stalking."

The last time we heard from James Franco he was trying to bang a teenager, and if we're all being honest here, if you were gonna bang Lindsay Lohan, it would have been in 2004. Maybe 2005. Then you woukd never speak of it again. So let's don't. I gotta run up to Publix right quick to get some crab legs. Mmmmm crab legs.

 

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James Franco Made Another Art Film

 

James Franco posted this video on Instagram this weekend where he claims somebody drugged him. Another explanation is that James Franco is a weirdo and likes attention. Nice nipple hair, bro.

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