Good news, everyone. Jaime Pressly is still alive. And before you ask, yes. Still would. Mostly because I remember this. I know all you kids nowadays are on Facebook demanding to know which media outlet gave Hilary Clinton the coin to use last night, but Jamie Pressly was basically Margot Robbie if Margot Robbie was forced to do soft core porn disguised as a movie then got a DUI and recently started a dating a dude whose name autocorrect thinks is made up. You can go back to saying Sanders won in Iowa like Rick Santorum did in 2012 now if you want. Have a blessed day.
Jaime Pressly set the bar pretty low for 2011. E! Online reports:
The Emmy winner filed for divorce Friday from hubby Simran Singh after roughly 15 months of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason.
Their date of separation is listed as Dec. 27, according to the petition filed in Los Angeles Superior Court…
News that her marriage was on the rocks arose after she was arrested on suspicion of DUI after, per legal sources, she blew a .22 (nearly three times the legal limit of .08) during a traffic stop. Then came the tax records showing the IRS has filed more than $500,000 in tax liens against her in the last year and the state of California is looking to collect $95,080.
Jaime Pressly is a tax evading, marginally famous, drunk single mom with a fair amount of money to blow. Something tells me she won’t be single (or drinking for just one) for long. G’head, girl!
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It really is hard to imagine that Jaime Pressly is 33. You don’t look like this unless you just rose from a grave or it’s 1624. Are we sure she was drunk? Maybe she’s a coal miner. Maybe she just has the Black Lung. Have you ever thought of that Santa Monica P.D.? Huh?! Did you?!
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She’s from Kinston, NC, what do you want from her? TMZ reports:
The “My Name Is Earl” star was driving in Santa Monica at around 11 PM when she was stopped. We’re told cops took notice of her vehicle after she allegedly committed a traffic violation. A field sobriety test was performed and Jaime was arrested and booked on suspicion of DUI. She was taken to the Santa Monica jail and held on $15,000 bail…Law enforcement sources tell TMZ there were no drugs in Jaime’s car. We’re also told no children were in the car. And, we know, there was no car accident.
Her bail was set at $15,000 instead of the usual $5,000, so that means that she blew over .15. Meaning, chick was Intervention drunk. But I think the police are really missing the point here. I think finding Jaime Pressly sloppy and incoherent with no chance of remembering what happened the next morning would be a good thing. But maybe I’m more of a gentleman than the Santa Monica P.D.
As my totally witty title suggests, Jaime Pressly is on the March 2009 cover of Shape magazine and she still, even after 11 years, has one of the most kick ass bodies in Hollywood. This chick used to live like 30 minutes from me, and I have no idea what that has to do with anything, because dear god man look at picture #5. If saw that when I walked in the door there’s a good chance I’d cum a Skittles rainbow at some point.
After knowing each other for almost 11 years, Jaime Pressly and Eric Cubiche got engaged in 2006. They’re not engaged anymore. People reports:
“We are taking a break from our relationship but we are together every day with Dezi and still love each other very much,” the actress tells Access Hollywood’s Nancy O’Dell. The couple, who welcomed their son, Dezi James, in May 2007, plan to “remain close friends as we both adore our son and want to make sure he knows we both love him more than life,” Pressly adds.”
My buddy’s wife was friends with Jaime when she lived in Kinston, NC. I don’t know where I was going with that, but it seemed like a good lead in to these topless pictures of Jaime in Ultra Magazine. And I was right! Go me!
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It’s summer time, so I hope this doesn’t offend you, but here’s a hot chick in a bikini. Specifically, the-has-been-hot-as-hell-forever actress, Jamie Pressly. Not that you care, but Jamie Pressly is from Kinston, NC. But what you might care about is that just like every Southern girl, Jamie Pressly’s favorite hobbies probably include cooking and fucking. And having babies with Mexican looking dudes. What’s up with that by the way?