Nightmare On Elm Street Has A New Trailer

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The second trailer for the remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street starring the brilliantly creepy Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy Krueger hit online today, and if what you see is any indication of the actual movie, wish me luck. There’s a good chance my girlfriend will have her head in my lap for two hours. Thanks Freddy!

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A Nightmare On Elm Street Trailer Is Online
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The first teaser trailer for the remake of Wes Craven’s 1984 horror classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street, was released today, and I have to admit, it doesn’t look terrible. It stars the great Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children, Watchmen) as child-killer Freddy Krueger, and it looks like it keeps some creepiness of the original. Horror movies have sucked for a while now, so I hope this turns out okay. Look, I’m sorry, but little Amish kids in corn and vampires in body glitter aren’t scary no matter how many movies you make about them. Oh, and I’m looking at you too, little Asian girl. I’m a little disappointed in you. Now you go back down to your well and think about that.

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First 5 Minutes of Watchmen




Of course, Watchmen was the #1 movie at the box office this weekend, taking in $55 million on Friday and Saturday, so sorry if that offends anyone. I know that semester of film school mommy and daddy paid for until you flunked out and entered the exciting career of making designs in my coffee made you have exacting tastes in movies, but nobody cares if you stamp your feet and throw your scarf over your shoulder and refuse to see it. Hopefully, Netflix will have that one black and white movie about the improbable love of an amputee Nazi and her gay dyslexic housekeeper. You know, or whatever boring shit you watch because you think the chick behind the counter at Barnes & Noble you asked out will let you touch her bra because she thinks you’re cool.

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New Watchmen Trailer is Online



The second trailer for Zac Snyder’s long-awaited adaptation of the legendary graphic novel, Watchmen, hit online last night and it will play in front of Quantum of Solace starting today. Jesus, this thing looks awesome. Starring Billy Crudup, Patrick Wilson, Jackie Earle Haley, and Matthew Goode, Watchmen takes place in an alternate reality 1985 where “Batman can’t get it up, Superman doesn’t care about humanity, and the bad guy wants world peace.” I’m a huge nerd, so I’ve read this three times, so I could sound smart and say Time Magazine voted it one of the 100 greatest English-language novels since 1923 (which it did), but instead, I’ll tell you that it has a giant blue guy who split himself in two to give his girlfriend a threesome and a vigilante in an ink blot mask who burns a child molester alive. Yeah. Suck on that X-Men.

Watch the original Smashing Pumpkins-tastic trailer here

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