Ivanka Trump Is Cool With You Calling Her A “Piece Of Ass”
Ivanka Trump Is Cool With You Calling Her A “Piece Of Ass”




I really don’t know what kind of weird shit Donald Trump has going on with his daughter, but he told Howard Stern it was okay to call Ivanka Trump a “piece of ass”.  Apparently she agrees, because she liked a tweet about the time her dad told Howard Stern it was okay to call her a “piece of ass”. According to people I know who never left our hometown, grabbing women in the pussy by surprise is just locker room talk, so telling another man on a nationally syndicated radio show that it’s cool if he wants to bang your daughter is probably just some other kind of talk. You hear it mostly in Thailand and Florida.


Ivanka Trump


Related Posts:

Tags:
#FBF Ivanka Trump

Fuck her dad, but Ivanka Trump is the only that he’s brought to the table that represents this country’s ideals – a hot blonde. She had to get surgery to remove the Trump Nose when she was a teenager. Who cares. Nobody really wants to look at Chelsea Clinton and Bernie Sanders’ kid is probably older than your mom, so if Trump gets elected we’ll get to keep looking at  Ivanka for four more years until the next President unplugs America then plugs it back in. I’m cool with that. 

Related Posts:

Tags:
The 2010 Met’s Costume Gala Looked Fun



I have no idea what the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala is, but I just checked, and it appears that there hasn’t been this much hot ass in one place since Chernobyl.

Related Posts:

Tags: , , , , , , ,
Donald Trump Did Not Leave a $10,000 Tip



The Internet was abuzz yesterday about a receipt on which Donald Trump allegedly left a $10,000 tip to a waiter at California’s Buffalo Club. Too bad it didn’t actually happen. Page Six reports:

The tycoon says he wasn’t even in California … but Trump told Page Six it was a hoax. “This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity,” he said. “. . . It’s not my signature.”

Rich people buy diamond plated rims and finance pit bull fighting rings. Wealthy people tip 15%. They’re wealthy for a reason. They’re cheap. So good luck trying to convince me that Donald Trump would give some dude $10,000 for bringing him extra bread. A Las Vegas hooker who intentionally says the wrong safe word wouldn’t even get that.

The Donald’s hot daughter:

Related Posts:

Tags: ,